I'm doing a very dangerous experiment right now.

[Tux]

Yeah.. Somebody hass to do it.

It's cold outside and i'm off. Now I'll be doing the manly thing and see if it is possible to survive the whole day in a nice, warm bed without having to get up for anything other than coffee or loo breaks.

I will not shirk my duties and promise to make you all proud of me by doing it to the best of my abilities :D

[Telkomisaloser]

*Salutes Gru* :D

Go on you can do it, make us proud :D:D:D:

[chiskop]

If only you had thought to set up some kind of recycling catheter and drip combination, you wouldn't even need to get put of bed.

Good luck.

[Tux]

If only you had thought to set up some kind of recycling catheter and drip combination, you wouldn't even need to get put of bed.

Good luck.

I did. the missus nixed the idea :(

[Kasyx]

It is great to see someone take it upon themself to attempt such a life-threatening experiment. Your risks will pave the way for future generations.

[Rainy]

You are an hero

[dablakmark8]

Yeah.. Somebody hass to do it.

It's cold outside and i'm off. Now I'll be doing the manly thing and see if it is possible to survive the whole day in a nice, warm bed without having to get up for anything other than coffee or loo breaks.

I will not shirk my duties and promise to make you all proud of me by doing it to the best of my abilities :D

You just to damn lazy.....go do something man:mad:

[stoke]

Gru is MY hero .. Mine you hear. Mine mine mine mine mine!

[Telkomisaloser]

Declare today a public holiday "National Gru day" where everyone stays in bed for a day :D

[1nsane!]

You are an hero

A hero :D:rolleyes:;):p

[Ivan...]

Gru's third nipple is pleased

[Tux]

Gru's third nipple is pleased

very much so...

[Boodles]

Gru, u lazy shiit, get off your white hairy arrse and go do something.

[dablakmark8]

a house bum...gru he is

[dablakmark8]

Gru, u lazy shiit, get off your white hairy arrse and go do something.

who said it is white:sick:..he is in bed no need for the boodles toilet

[Alan]

Gru, u lazy shiit, get off your white hairy arrse and go do something.

:eek:

White. I think he'd have to actually clean his arse for it to be white :o

[Tux]

:eek:

White. I think he'd have to actually clean his arse for it to be white :o

I will... once you stop sniffing it :D

[Kasyx]

You are an hero

If he were an hero, he would have killed himself. Learn your memes.



A hero


Actually, if you want to get technical about it, a word beginning with the letter "h" followed by a vowel is preceeded with "an", such as "an history". However, this has pretty much fallen out of modern English, though is still moaned about by grammar Nazis such as myself :D

[Alan]

I will... once you stop sniffing it :D

Those dingleberries much be a bitch to remove :sick:

[Tux]

Those dingleberries much be a bitch to remove :sick:

ever since i started waxing i dont get bothered by those

[Alan]

ever since i started waxing i dont get bothered by those

:eek:

You're a masochist as well

[Voldemort]

Meh, ive done that on plenty hangover days:cool:

[The_Librarian]

*salutes the lazy bugger of a postwhore*

True, it's a dangerous job, but somebody gotta do it :D

[BOOB]

If he were an hero, he would have killed himself. Learn your memes.



Actually, if you want to get technical about it, a word beginning with the letter "h" followed by a vowel is preceeded with "an", such as "an history". However, this has pretty much fallen out of modern English, though is still moaned about by grammar Nazis such as myself :D

i NEVER new that,
you sir, are an hero

[Tux]

Meh, ive done that on plenty hangover days:cool:

And so have I, but can you do it without the Aid of alcohol? That's what I'm trying to establish here :D

[Kasyx]

i NEVER new that,
you sir, are an hero

I'm not an hero yet

*cocks gun*

Will be shortly...

(Not really, I just wanted to say "cocks")

[BOOB]

Ignore that, I suck, cocks gun.

;)

[dablakmark8]

Ignore that, I suck, cocks gun.

;)
:D

[Kasyx]

Ignore that, I suck, cocks gun.

;)

Win.

[BOOB]

Epic win

[elysian]

I suck, cocks gun.

I read that quickly. If you move the comma, it changes the meaning a bit. :D

[Tux]

Just an update...
Just turned over onto my other side without any ill effects or injuries :D

[chiskop]

Thanks for the update. Please do keep us posted.

[Telkomisaloser]

Just an update...
Just turned over onto my other side without any ill effects or injuries :D

OMW, I couldn't do that and live :eek::eek::eek:

[Lino]

Oh come on, this is gotta be one of the wackest threads. lol Having fun I guess Gru... So whats life like lying on the softside

[chiskop]

I don't think Grus have a soft side.

[Tux]

OMW, I couldn't do that and live :eek::eek::eek:

Dont try this at home.. I'm a trained professional! :D

[Voldemort]

And so have I, but can you do it without the Aid of alcohol? That's what I'm trying to establish here :D

Hmmm, 42" Sony Bravia hooked up to a 7. surround sound wharfdale system, methodically connected to me Ps3 and wealth of games, i think i can make a plan;)

[Telkomisaloser]

Dont try this at home.. I'm a trained professional! :D

Professionals, always make the most hardest tasks look simple :D:D:D:D

[Tux]

FSCK! I think i pulled a muscle. that last 30 minute nap was tougher than i expected

[The_Librarian]

FSCK! I think i pulled a muscle. that last 30 minute nap was tougher than i expected

Shall I send in a horny mav to massage that muscle? :D

[Tux]

@Ook: Der SU will donner us until the bleed becomes. I'll just have to grin and bear it like a man (and be careful with my approach to those nasty 30min naps. might have to exercise more)

[The_Librarian]

@ Gru - understood - und der mav is on her way :D

*watches and waits for der donner und blitzen show to start* :D

[chiskop]

C'mon Gru. Don't tire now, you're almost there.

[Ozymandias]

Gru - Don't wear yourself out by having to post updates. Get your wife to setup a web cam so that we can periodically check-in on you. This grueling experiment most definitely needs a global broadcast and I doubt that just one day in bed would sufficiently convince those endurance freaks thinking of emulating you.

[Voldemort]

Geez i cant believe you is still in bed:mad::mad::mad:

[chiskop]

Gru - Don't wear yourself out by having to post updates. Get your wife to setup a web cam so that we can periodically check-in on you. This grueling experiment most definitely needs a global broadcast and I doubt that just one day in bed would sufficiently convince those endurance freaks thinking of emulating you.

:sick:

Don't think I need to see Gru in bed on a webcam thanks. I'll take his word for it. :)

[Tux]

I had to stop my experiment due to safety concerns...

(ok so i got told to "get you lazy fscking ass out of bed or i'll set fire to it")

[Telkomisaloser]

:(

[chiskop]

A valiant attempt. Maybe next time.

[Tux]

since i'm off tomorrow as well... :D :D :D

will keep you posted

[Boodles]

Web cam idea is pretty good.

Gru will have it all setup for us by the morning. (dont forget the girls)

[The_Librarian]

Web cam idea thirded! :D:D:D:D

[Hot_Chocolate]

:rolleyes: men

[Tux]

Will make a point of showing me hairy arse to Ook then :D

[The_Librarian]

Will make a point of showing me hairy arse to Ook then :D

Will be sure to record and forward it to Fairy(TBO) :D:D:D:D

[Voldemort]

Will be sure to record and forward it to Fairy(TBO) :D:D:D:D

enlarged babboon a$$:D

[Tux]

enlarged babboon a$$:D

on second thoughts... snakepit might just enjoy it a bit too much...

[chiskop]

Web cam idea is pretty good.


Boodles is in favour of this idea - what more do you guys need to see that this is a bad idea? :)

Careful you don't overtrain for the next attempt, Gru.

[AutoX]

Go for it!!!