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DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:28 PM
...I have a problem

Let's start at the beginning. I met this wonderfull girl when I was err..staying at this "place" but even though we saw each other everyday 24/7 for like 3.5 weeks altough the men and woman were separated at this "place" in terms of rooms etc.

We both got released..err..left this "place" at the same time and spend the weekend together (no we did not have sex) and then she had to got back to a place far far away from here.

Anyway, it been 2 months since I last saw her but we have been making regular contact. She is madly in love me and she feels that we will marry one day etc etc. I love this woman, she's a angel and she's really (censored)..

back to the point, she's coming over on Wednesday and staying by me until Sunday night. Here are some things she said.

- I've been fantasizing about you the whole time and I really want you to make love to me....(OMG ...this chick is omg)
- I want to be alone with you the whole time and kiss and hold you the everyday.
- and some other stuff

Thing is....what's gonna happen after the weekend is over...she'll go back and err...that's it. Long distance is really going to suck...I don't really know what to think except the fact that this hot model friendly loving person is on her way to me....eeeeeek

gdiza
28-04-2008, 06:29 PM
Just nail her man!

Get it over and done with, then take photos and upload it.

There!
Done!
Sorted!

TEA CAN DO THAT! :D

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:31 PM
Just nail her man!

Get it over and done with, then take photos and upload it.

There!
Done!
Sorted!

TEA CAN DO THAT! :D

:confused: Guess tea CAN do that :confused:

LancelotSA
28-04-2008, 06:31 PM
So this post was really just to brag then?

gdiza
28-04-2008, 06:31 PM
So this post was really just to brag then?

+1 :)

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:33 PM
So this post was really just to brag then?

yeah...and no...can't really brag with a broken heart

gdiza
28-04-2008, 06:34 PM
Okay, do this... get her pregnant, then she'll come back ;)

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:34 PM
Okay, do this... get her pregnant, then she'll come back ;)

WHAT! :eek:

gdiza
28-04-2008, 06:36 PM
Just a thought, use it, don't use it :D

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:37 PM
Just a thought, use it, don't use it :D

Riiiiight :(

Ekhaatvensters
28-04-2008, 06:37 PM
Haha, that really is the only good answer you'll get.

Debbie
28-04-2008, 06:38 PM
As with internet lore-

hot
clever
mentally stable

...pick two.

You got 'released' from 'this place'. What did both you and her do to get into 'this place'?

SuperAntMD
28-04-2008, 06:38 PM
So this post was really just to brag then?

Lets not forget that tea can do that too

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:39 PM
You got 'released' from 'this place'. What did both you and her do to get into 'this place'?

:o:o:o:o:o

gdiza
28-04-2008, 06:40 PM
This story is missing very interesting parts ;)

Debbie
28-04-2008, 06:40 PM
:o:o:o:o:o

A) Prison
B) Rehab

gdiza
28-04-2008, 06:41 PM
C) Crazy place like Falkenberg ;)

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:43 PM
A) Prison
B) Rehab

Nope and Nope


C) Crazy place like Falkenberg ;)

You're walking on coals my friend....but still feeling the Ice

feo
28-04-2008, 06:44 PM
Hmmmm..

This place = mental asylum?

Debbie
28-04-2008, 06:44 PM
Some kind of inpatient care centre?

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:45 PM
Can be just get back to the effing topic :o:o

feo
28-04-2008, 06:46 PM
Post a pic of her and you'll get some REAL advice..:D

gdiza
28-04-2008, 06:47 PM
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

gdiza
28-04-2008, 06:48 PM
WE HAVE A CRAZY PERSON(S) (If you count his chick) IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:49 PM
No pics allowed...I'm sorry...I can however post a similar pic if you want

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:49 PM
WE HAVE A CRAZY PERSON(S) (If you count his chick) IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:confused::confused::confused::eek::eek::eek:

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:52 PM
Similar to left

http://209.67.60.145/pligg/images/img_23.jpg

damn she's outta my league :p

feo
28-04-2008, 06:53 PM
Similar to left

http://209.67.60.145/pligg/images/img_23.jpg

damn she's outta my league :p
Left = overtanned, overcleavaged
Right = undertanned, undercleavaged

timgaul
28-04-2008, 06:54 PM
Similar to left

http://209.67.60.145/pligg/images/img_23.jpg

damn she's outta my league :p

Riiiight.

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:55 PM
Left = overtanned, overcleavaged
Right = undertanned, undercleavaged

Don't make your problem mine :D

Just_Ice
28-04-2008, 06:55 PM
Just nail her man!

Get it over and done with, then take photos and upload it.

There!
Done!
Sorted!

+1

Okay, do this... get her pregnant, then she'll come back+2

TEA CAN DO THAT!+Infinity! :D

feo
28-04-2008, 06:55 PM
Are her tits really that big? Your real life girl that is..

timgaul
28-04-2008, 06:56 PM
Please people, can we add a disclaimer to this type of thread.

Disclaimer: gdiza may not make any posts regarding the situation. Only a yes or a no to other posts. :D

Get her pregnant? :eek: You're like that one dude in the brain trust that is there to make up numbers :p

EDIT: and apparently Just_Ice, as well.

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:56 PM
Are her tits really that big? Your real life girl that is..

Slightly smaller

feo
28-04-2008, 06:57 PM
Slightly smaller
Well then there's only one thing left to say:

JUST HIT IT! :D

gdiza
28-04-2008, 06:58 PM
Tea can do her ;)
And so can you! :D

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 06:58 PM
Well then there's only one thing left to say:

JUST HIT IT! :D

:confused::confused::confused:

feo
28-04-2008, 06:59 PM
:confused::confused::confused:
it means you should listen to her and "make love"..

you little pimp you..

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:00 PM
it means you should listen to her and "make love"..

you little pimp you..

But I really like this girl :(

Thank gawd pooky is offline

alf101
28-04-2008, 07:03 PM
But I really like this girl :(

Thank gawd pooky is offline


Were u in rehab for sex addiction?

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:04 PM
Were u in rehab for sex addiction?

Who says I was in rehad? and NO!

alf101
28-04-2008, 07:05 PM
Who says I was in rehad? and NO!

Read from the beginning and trying to make out where u met.

HavocXphere
28-04-2008, 07:05 PM
Ask her how she thinks the relationship is going to work out. Whether you do that before or after is your choice.

teraside
28-04-2008, 07:06 PM
Who says I was in rehad? and NO!

Even if you were, it doesn't matter ;)

I'd say if you really like this girl, just get to know her a bit more, sometimes when you are in bad circumstances you tend to not think so straight, especially the lonely aspect of the surroundings (since you call it a place, I gather there weren't many people). So now, being yourself and in your surroundings, just chill and go with the flow.

Treat her well and please don't disrespect her by posting pics here ;)

hashbrown99
28-04-2008, 07:08 PM
Nope and Nope



You're walking on coals my friend....but still feeling the Ice

Mental health facility not in the Cape?

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:08 PM
Even if you were, it doesn't matter ;)

I'd say if you really like this girl, just get to know her a bit more, sometimes when you are in bad circumstances you tend to not think so straight, especially the lonely aspect of the surroundings (since you call it a place, I gather there weren't many people). So now, being yourself and in your surroundings, just chill and go with the flow.

Treat her well and please don't disrespect her by posting pics here ;)

Previous pic was similar..and chill no pics will be posted....

then...there were PLENTY of people at this "place"....and I'm planning on taking it chill...but err...if miss goddess jumps on me...eeeekk

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:09 PM
Mental health facility not in the Cape?

It's in the Cape

gdiza
28-04-2008, 07:15 PM
Mental health facility not in the Cape?


It's in the Cape



HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:16 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

It's not a mental facility...relax

Nick333
28-04-2008, 07:16 PM
Doe's anyone over the age of 30 also get the feeling that we're being followed by a generation of nancy boys?

DarKWateR people with testicles go for what they want.
Thats why god gave us divorce.

LancelotSA
28-04-2008, 07:17 PM
Similar to left

http://209.67.60.145/pligg/images/img_23.jpg

damn she's outta my league :p

I'm sorry but no matter what a woman looks likes, if she is even slightly loonier than a "normal" woman I would not risk it!!! :)

But then again if "that place" was where you met her, you two might be a perfect match! Just don't take the other forumites advice and have kids!! :D

gdiza
28-04-2008, 07:17 PM
Just see how you too practically said it was... I can't help it, i'm pissing myself here... i'm in stitches!

I knew Myadsl had a vast group of diffrent people, but i never thought i'd ever meet a looney toon ;)

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:17 PM
Doe's anyone over the age of 30 also get the feeling that we're being followed by a generation of nancy boys?

DarKWateR people with testicles go for what they want.
Thats why god gave us divorce.

and child fees

supersunbird
28-04-2008, 07:18 PM
Where does she stay? Gauteng?

I'll take care of her if you want... :p

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:19 PM
OMG people....I"M NOT LOONEY jeez...if you really want to know, the the "place" is a clinic that helps people who respond badly to medicine like antibiotics etc.

timgaul
28-04-2008, 07:19 PM
Just see how you too practically said it was... I can't help it, i'm pissing myself here... i'm in stitches!

I knew Myadsl had a vast group of diffrent people, but i never thought i'd ever meet a looney toon ;)

Cue "Circus Music" :D

timgaul
28-04-2008, 07:20 PM
OMG people....I"M NOT LOONEY jeez...if you really want to know, the the "place" is a clinic that helps people who respond badly to medicine like antibiotics etc.

Er... so a hospital?

gdiza
28-04-2008, 07:20 PM
Cue "Circus Music" :D

*whistles* :D

Tea can do that! :D

Debbie
28-04-2008, 07:20 PM
Just see how you too practically said it was... I can't help it, i'm pissing myself here... i'm in stitches!

I knew Myadsl had a vast group of diffrent people, but i never thought i'd ever meet a looney toon ;)

Gdiza, if I go to a psychologist, does that make me a loony toon?

LancelotSA
28-04-2008, 07:21 PM
Doe's anyone over the age of 30 also get the feeling that we're being followed by a generation of nancy boys?

DarKWateR people with testicles go for what they want.
Thats why god gave us divorce.

I sometimes wonder whether we also used to be like that and I can honestly say we weren't!

I suppose this makes us "older" guys more appealing to the younger ladies though so let them keep being nancy boys! :) :)

gdiza
28-04-2008, 07:21 PM
Gdiza, if I go to a psychologist, does that make me a loony toon?

Keep quiet... u're going to ruin my moment!!! ;)

LancelotSA
28-04-2008, 07:21 PM
Gdiza, if I go to a psychologist, does that make me a loony toon?

Yip!!!!!!! That's what they do for a living! :)

LancelotSA
28-04-2008, 07:23 PM
OMG people....I"M NOT LOONEY jeez...if you really want to know, the the "place" is a clinic that helps people who respond badly to medicine like antibiotics etc.

Rehab is what it is usually called!

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:24 PM
Ok you guys are totally missing the point here...

It's not about sex (had plenty of that in my life already). This chick has a real stunning personality...yeah we met at a hospital..but so what...She's coming over and she obviously expects stuff but I don't want to sit here all mopy when the weekend is over

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:25 PM
Rehab is what it is usually called!

errr...no :(

gdiza
28-04-2008, 07:25 PM
It's not about sex

BS!!! :)

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:27 PM
BS!!! :)

Sigh...no comment

gdiza
28-04-2008, 07:28 PM
Sigh...no comment

Yes... good one ;)

Dude, I'm pissing on your battery! Relax, I don't think u're crazy.

However, I Think u should just nail her, take pics and show us...

Serious! :D

LancelotSA
28-04-2008, 07:29 PM
Ok you guys are totally missing the point here...

It's not about sex (had plenty of that in my life already). This chick has a real stunning personality...yeah we met at a hospital..but so what...She's coming over and she obviously expects stuff but I don't want to sit here all mopy when the weekend is over

I seriously do not see the point of these posts.... besides bragging! :)

You have two options :

1. She comes to visit. You shag all weekend and have fun. She goes again and you have the memories!

2. You can't bear to have to leave her again next week so you tell her not to come. She finds another man to shag all weekend and you are left wondering what could have been.

I really do not see that there is a choice. Unless you are actually gay?

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:30 PM
Yes... good one ;)

Dude, I'm pissing on your battery! Relax, I don't think u're crazy.

However, I Think u should just nail her, take pics and show us...

Serious! :D

I know...I just feel that for once I would like to settle down...and this woman is more than the perfect candidate...I just don't know about the long distance thing....kinda sucks you understand...complicated stuff

timgaul
28-04-2008, 07:30 PM
Rehab is what it is usually called!

Rehab is for quitters! ARE YOU A QUITTER, BOY?

feo
28-04-2008, 07:30 PM
this place = strip club?

gdiza
28-04-2008, 07:30 PM
Then see how it is when she comes down and decide from there, move up to her if you have too.

Take one for the team (as it were... YOUR team, with her)

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:31 PM
I seriously do not see the point of these posts.... besides bragging! :)

You have two options :

1. She comes to visit. You shag all weekend and have fun. She goes again and you have the memories!

2. You can't bear to have to leave her again next week so you tell her not to come. She finds another man to shag all weekend and you are left wondering what could have been.

I really do not see that there is a choice. Unless you are actually gay?

Obviously I'm going to let her come visit...It's just gonna suck afterwards

gdiza
28-04-2008, 07:31 PM
this place = strip club?

You missed the ferry buddy... joke... OVER :)

timgaul
28-04-2008, 07:31 PM
Question, DarKWateR: are you beginning to regret asking this question to this forum?

feo
28-04-2008, 07:31 PM
Obviously I'm going to let her come visit...It's just gonna suck afterwards

Isn't that a good thing? :cool: :D

Just_Ice
28-04-2008, 07:32 PM
this place = strip club?
I thought you established it was a "clinic"? Note the inverted commas! lol

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:32 PM
Well I'm gonna see what happens and just have fun...I'll keep you guys updated

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:33 PM
Question, DarKWateR: are you beginning to regret asking this question to this forum?

err...YEAH

feo
28-04-2008, 07:34 PM
I thought you established it was a "clinic"? Note the inverted commas! lol
A sex clinic?

timgaul
28-04-2008, 07:34 PM
I thought you established it was a "clinic"? Note the inverted commas! lol

A clinic for Russian wimmin. The Lolly Jackson Rehab Clinic.

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:34 PM
Health clinic

feo
28-04-2008, 07:35 PM
Health clinic
Sex is good for your health..

gdiza
28-04-2008, 07:35 PM
Notice how people are just interested in that 'clinic' thing ;)

stuff your original topic :D hahaha.

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 07:38 PM
Notice how people are just interested in that 'clinic' thing ;)

stuff your original topic :D hahaha.

Tea can do that

LancelotSA
28-04-2008, 07:44 PM
Notice how people are just interested in that 'clinic' thing ;)

stuff your original topic :D hahaha.

It is of the OPs own doing... way too many references in the original post to "this place". If he was less mysterious about it we would all be less preoccupied with it.

Besides it does play an important part in the thread as a whole as this is where he met this woman. Where it was would make a lot of difference to the way we view her and the advice we give. Mental clinic or rehab would be different to holiday camp or working on board a ship!

Debbie
28-04-2008, 07:47 PM
High maintenance headed your way!!

supersunbird
28-04-2008, 07:51 PM
As I said, I offer to take her off your hands...

nocilah
28-04-2008, 07:59 PM
well wateva - goodluck dude... hope u finding what you are looking for.

gdiza
28-04-2008, 08:02 PM
Yeah, I'm also over this now... if you don't remember, your friends are here and Tea can do that! :D

teraside
28-04-2008, 08:02 PM
well wateva - goodluck dude... hope u finding what you are looking for.

+1 ;)

hyperian
28-04-2008, 08:16 PM
Just nail her man!

lol

hyperian
28-04-2008, 08:18 PM
Doe's anyone over the age of 30 also get the feeling that we're being followed by a generation of nancy boys?

Wish it was easier mate - dont suppose you guys and gals had aids to worry about as much.

alf101
28-04-2008, 08:23 PM
Doe's anyone over the age of 30 also get the feeling that we're being followed by a generation of nancy boys?

DarKWateR people with testicles go for what they want.
Thats why god gave us divorce.

Metro sexual is the term.
They wear Alice bands these days.

LancelotSA
28-04-2008, 08:23 PM
Wish it was easier mate - dont suppose you guys and gals had aids to worry about as much.

Oh really? So AIDS started in the last few years then? You ever hear of a man called Rock Hudson? Well have a little google as to when he died and then rethink your theory! We did say over 30, not over 60!

hyperian
28-04-2008, 08:23 PM
Take her out, get her hammered, take her home, and put her to bed if you are worried. Slip in a few lies in the morning, like how you didnt know she was into _insert male fantasy here_ :P

Debbie
28-04-2008, 08:41 PM
... like how you didnt know she was into _insert male fantasy here_ :P

Duh duh duh duh.
Duh duh duh duuuuuuuh...

/hands dw anti-too-kinky suit.... i think you're gonna need it....

SlyFly
28-04-2008, 08:55 PM
Ok

First off stop saying eekk, makes you sound gay and the whole you dont want to bang her bit makes even more so :D

Secondly, you say your going to keep us updated, just some hints:
* Include pictures with these updates..
* Try not to be in them..
* Maybe try to organise a webcam...
* You need nightvision for incase the chick is shy (Really weird tan, like the glasses in the pic you showed)

Thirdly dont post stuff like this, you get weird freaks that will trace your ip and come bang her while your sleep... :P

Fourthly, I also have bad reactions to alcohol, medical weed, etc. etc. (Other term drugs which can also be called Medicine) Please give me the adress, seems like the strippers there is quite hot :D

Lastly... Tea-bagging can do that!

:)

timgaul
28-04-2008, 08:57 PM
Ok

First off stop saying eekk, makes you sound gay and the whole you dont want to bang her bit makes even more so :D

Secondly, you say your going to keep us updated, just some hints:
* Include pictures with these updates..
* Try not to be in them..
* Maybe try to organise a webcam...
* You need nightvision for incase the chick is shy (Really weird tan, like the glasses in the pic you showed)

Thirdly dont post stuff like this, you get weird freaks that will trace your ip and come bang her while your sleep... :P

Fourthly, I also have bad reactions to alcohol, medical weed, etc. etc. (Other term drugs which can also be called Medicine) Please give me the adress, seems like the strippers there is quite hot :D

Lastly... Tea-bagging can do that!

:)

:eek: No more for you!

Alan
28-04-2008, 09:07 PM
ROFL @ this thread.

Nick333
28-04-2008, 09:41 PM
Wish it was easier mate - dont suppose you guys and gals had aids to worry about as much.

What LancelotSA said, and we had these things called codoms back when I was a wipper-snapper. Not sure if you still get them.

supersunbird
28-04-2008, 09:42 PM
"When in doubt, whip it out"

quik
28-04-2008, 09:46 PM
Remind me again what "Tea-bagging" is?

timgaul
28-04-2008, 09:49 PM
Remind me again what "Tea-bagging" is?

Nobody dare do that! :eek:

Nick333
28-04-2008, 09:49 PM
Metro sexual is the term.
They wear Alice bands these days.

Yep and pink golf shirts. I don't want to sound too macho but I don't get straight guy's wearing pink shirts.

Ekhaatvensters
28-04-2008, 09:59 PM
Yep and pink golf shirts. I don't want to sound too macho but I don't get straight guy's wearing pink shirts.

Unfortunately the guys who wear pink golf shirts these days are the heavy jocks who probably aren't that nancy boys you're thinking of.

I don't get it either, it's just stupid now. No one thinks some first team rugby player is sensitive because of his pink shirt anymore. :/

LancelotSA
28-04-2008, 10:04 PM
Unfortunately the guys who wear pink golf shirts these days are the heavy jocks who probably aren't that nancy boys you're thinking of.

I don't get it either, it's just stupid now. No one thinks some first team rugby player is sensitive because of his pink shirt anymore. :/

They may outwardly appear to be jocks but with pink golf shirts on one has to wonder..... :)

The thing with pink shirts, well the way I see it, is it was quite way out and trend setting at one point for a man to wear one. Now what has happened is every man (questionable!!:)) and his dog has decided they want to be seen as trend setting and fashionable so they are wearing them.... the trouble is they have missed the boat by a few years and now just look like ponces and nancy boys!

[Apologies for the thread derailing but it seems to be relevant after some of the deductions made re the OP;)]

teraside
28-04-2008, 10:11 PM
I don't agree that you're being a softy if you don't sleep with every girl that passes by, but I agree with the pink shirt thing, that, tattoos, ear rings (dudes wearing them) and tongue rings, it's off.

HavocXphere
28-04-2008, 10:12 PM
I'd say this thread tanked somewhere in the region of post #2.

quik
28-04-2008, 10:25 PM
I'd say this thread tanked somewhere in the region of post #2.

Doubt it got that far :p

Now someone tell me what tea bagging is!!

Nick333
28-04-2008, 10:30 PM
Unfortunately the guys who wear pink golf shirts these days are the heavy jocks who probably aren't that nancy boys you're thinking of.

I don't get it either, it's just stupid now. No one thinks some first team rugby player is sensitive because of his pink shirt anymore. :/

Ja, I know what you mean. It does seem popular with a certain sort of stocky fccker, usually with a stupid spikey hair cut.

quik
28-04-2008, 10:30 PM
Define Teabagging: Teabagging is a term for the act of a man placing his genitals, specifically the scrotum, in the mouth of another person.

rofl !!! :D

Sick people !!!

Nick333
28-04-2008, 10:32 PM
Doubt it got that far :p

Now someone tell me what tea bagging is!!

Urban Dictionary: Tea bagging (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabagging)

quik
28-04-2008, 10:37 PM
Also very informative. Wikipedia.org: Teabagging (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging)

Nick333
28-04-2008, 10:43 PM
I don't agree that you're being a softy if you don't sleep with every girl that passes by, but I agree with the pink shirt thing, that, tattoos, ear rings (dudes wearing them) and tongue rings, it's off.

Rofl. I have several tatoos, five ear piercings and an eye-brow ring. I dare you to call me a moffie to my face. :p

Incidentally I'm not saying DW should jump anything that comes his way. I'm having a go because theres this supposedly hot chick who apparently wants to jump his bones that he digs (who wouldn't) and he's agonising about getting his heart broken. My dad was right, youth is wasted on the young.

teraside
28-04-2008, 10:48 PM
Rofl. I have several tatoos, five ear piercings and an eye-brow ring. I dare you to call me a moffie to my face. :p

Incidentally I'm not saying DW should jump anything that comes his way. I'm having a go because theres this supposedly hot chick who apparently wants to jump his bones that he digs (who wouldn't) and he's agonising about getting his heart broken. My dad was right, youth is wasted on the young.

I won't call you a moffie, not to your face or online. I just don't like it and won't do it myself. You're in your 30's as you mentioned, you probably look half decent looking like a Bull in a ring :D kids on the other hand, early twenties, look lame like that, really not cool.

nocilah
28-04-2008, 10:57 PM
Rofl. I have several tatoos, five ear piercings and an eye-brow ring. I dare you to call me a moffie to my face.

rofl. beware the MAN!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

teraside
28-04-2008, 10:58 PM
rofl. beware the MAN!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

:p:p I would actually, I've been in a brawl with a 30 year old and I had to resort to throwing sand in his eyes, oh my days of being a loser was werid :p

nocilah
28-04-2008, 11:07 PM
:p:p I would actually, I've been in a brawl with a 30 year old and I had to resort to throwing sand in his eyes, oh my days of being a loser was werid :p

ink and holes on the skin means nothing.

teraside
28-04-2008, 11:11 PM
ink and holes on the skin means nothing.

I agree with you, it doesn't make you more of a man ;)

Nick333
28-04-2008, 11:19 PM
I won't call you a moffie, not to your face or online. I just don't like it and won't do it myself. You're in your 30's as you mentioned, you probably look half decent looking like a Bull in a ring :D kids on the other hand, early twenties, look lame like that, really not cool.

I know you wouldn't. I was just sharing a joke with you.

Nick333
28-04-2008, 11:20 PM
I agree with you, it doesn't make you more of a man ;)

Or less of one. :p

teraside
28-04-2008, 11:21 PM
I know you wouldn't. I was just sharing a joke with you.
Thanks, appreciate it <runs! :p

Or less of one. :p

There you go ;)

hyperian
28-04-2008, 11:32 PM
What LancelotSA said, and we had these things called codoms back when I was a wipper-snapper. Not sure if you still get them.

Well those ones might have been a bit more effective than the sub-standard fubar ones the government give out sometimes

DarKWateR
28-04-2008, 11:50 PM
OK....WTF ...show me where on this thread did I state i'm not going to have sex with her...I did mention it's not all about sex...but...

OBVIOUSLY I'm going to have sex...DUHHHHHHH

gdiza
28-04-2008, 11:57 PM
you guys still on this??!?!

I'm pretty drunk and even I know he didn't say anything bout having sex with this chick

I'd nail her... he should... but he is trying to be nice... blah blah blah blah *sips on his hunters*

hxc87x
28-04-2008, 11:58 PM
dont be shy, stick it in.
*high fives all round*

Nick333
29-04-2008, 12:04 AM
OK....WTF ...show me where on this thread did I state i'm not going to have sex with her...I did mention it's not all about sex...but...

OBVIOUSLY I'm going to have sex...DUHHHHHHH

Fcck dude. I dunno who said anything about not having sex with her. Pretty sure it wasn't me.

crysis
29-04-2008, 12:18 AM
Just bone her already :D

Nerfherder
29-04-2008, 12:28 AM
You will realise later on in life that things like this don't happen all the time.... life is too short to not nail a hot chick... trust me, she is not looking for a long term relationship and you will get over it.

Ps I read what you said about the "clinic", such places don't exist but from what you explained the "place" can only be church camp or Scientology camp.

Either way you should nail her.

quik
29-04-2008, 12:32 AM
I'm assuming that if this girl were to read this thread, the visit would end before it got started :p

Aqua_lung
29-04-2008, 12:33 AM
I knew a chick I loved once but feared that sex might end the great "friendly" relationship so never did her and now I regret it because she lives in another country, she was hot and wanted me.

DarKWateR
29-04-2008, 12:33 AM
You will realise later on in life that things like this don't happen all the time.... life is too short to not nail a hot chick... trust me, she is not looking for a long term relationship and you will get over it.

Ps I read what you said about the "clinic", such places don't exist but from what you explained the "place" can only be church camp or Scientology camp.

Either way you should nail her.

oooo...believe me...the Clinic does so exist

quik
29-04-2008, 12:41 AM
are those scientology morons in SA now?? :o

DarKWateR
29-04-2008, 12:59 AM
I'm assuming that if this girl were to read this thread, the visit would end before it got started :p

:eek:

Shake&Bake
29-04-2008, 05:25 AM
At the end of the day, follow the logic of a pillar of South African history:


Sit Hom in! Daar's heuning in!
Poena

It doesn't matter if DW wants to have sex with her!
If she is anything resembling that pic - he should be obliged to cock (made with reference to Ben Stiller's "The Heartbreak Kid" If found offensive, ya should've been outta this thread a long time ago) her and be done with it!

Rather get in there while ya can and its casual, then not get in there and see her with some other bloke later.
If you feel kuk at a later stage while seeing her with another dude - you could always just tell him you'd been down that road before him and prove it with the pics you're gonna upload here ;)

Nerfherder
29-04-2008, 08:42 AM
are those scientology morons in SA now?? :o

OT...

Ya they just purchased the Kyalami Castle as their new "head office"

Devill
29-04-2008, 08:52 AM
lol...enjoy it while it lasts and why cant you go with her? (yes i did not read the whole thread)

LancelotSA
29-04-2008, 08:55 AM
Well those ones might have been a bit more effective than the sub-standard fubar ones the government give out sometimes

Buy them and don't rely on the freebies you cheapskate!!

Is it not worth R2 to ensure your dick doesn't fall off?!?!? :)

air
29-04-2008, 08:59 AM
OT...

Ya they just purchased the Kyalami Castle as their new "head office"

you will be very surprised how much land/property these religous orgs own, there was an article sum time back which gave detail.

neobyte
29-04-2008, 09:45 AM
Dude... dont do it... Will involve too much heart break. Just drop her off at my place. I'll take one for the team.

Devill
29-04-2008, 09:57 AM
Dude... dont do it... Will involve too much heart break. Just drop her off at my place. I'll take one for the team.

True posting comerade that one :D

Fuma
29-04-2008, 10:08 AM
@DarKWateR sounds sissy/gayish to me.
I mean what more does he want? Unless he's 16.

neobyte
29-04-2008, 10:11 AM
True posting comerade that one :D

The things IT professionals need to do for the greater profession.

Devill
29-04-2008, 10:35 AM
The things IT professionals need to do for the greater profession.

Damn then i need to get into IT now!

Gothan
29-04-2008, 01:00 PM
Similar to left

http://209.67.60.145/pligg/images/img_23.jpg

damn she's outta my league :p

OMG!!!!! Those breasts have a head attached to them!!!!!

alf101
29-04-2008, 01:17 PM
It doesn't matter if DW wants to have sex with her!
If she is anything resembling that pic - ...

Or both girls in the pic, but that's another thread...

bwana
29-04-2008, 01:19 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2247/2216516873_50ec1434e6_m.jpg