Men unwilling or unable.

[Picard]

http://www.women24.com/Women24/LoveSex/SexAndSizzle/Article/0,,1-3-53_7126,00.html


Lust and libido ebb and flow. What can you do if your man's too tired for sex, while you're longing for action?

Too tired!!! What is this crap? Men can/should never be too tired for sex. Who the hell are you to deny a woman what she seeks?

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Look at this punk. Surely there are other ways of pleasuring a women even if you can't get it up. You can't just quit. It's your DUTY soldier!!!

[The_Librarian]

Unfortunately it do happen with today's hectic lifestyle... and when she wants more than just a cuddle but you are dead tired.

Also, when you're ready to go, she's tired all of a sudden...

[Surv0]

I wont lie, there have been times when i just dont feel up to it if you know what i meen...
Although its easy to get me in the mood, sometimes id prefer to just chill out and watch tv or something :p

[Pitbull]

I'm always ready for action.

She's not, but she knows when ever she wants it she must just take it :D
No matter what time of day or night, she even wakes me some times ;)

[thedutchman]

now thats what i call a lucky guy, Pitbull, well done for choosing the right girl ;)

[krycor]

lol :p

[Moederloos]

Also suffer from fatigue-droop.
Stress of life.

[Nerfherder]

After years and years of banging you do tend to take it for granted.
Sometimes is is hard to sync with your partner.

[Moederloos]

After years and years of banging you do tend to take it for granted.
Sometimes is is hard to sync with your partner.

Syncing aint the problem.
Trying to shove 2lbs of soft taffy into a coin slot is what gets me.

[Mephisto_Helix]

Syncing aint the problem.
Trying to shove 2lbs of soft taffy into a coin slot is what gets me.

Lmao ........ fsck :D:D:D (err 2lbs ..... what you smokin bru, lol)

[xrapidx]

I have many days when I'm not in the mood... girlfriend is ALWAYS in the mood... maybe we reversed roles... I blame it on work stress....

Actually...sometimes I'm in the mood... but halfway through... I'm not..... go figure.

[werner]

its about time.
chicks are like this: hey d00s, i want sex
and we go for it.

then we approach them, and want sex, and they come up with this list of excuses why today isnt exactly right for them, amongst others
1. red flag
2. planetray alignment
3. star sign said it wouldnt be a good day
4. (ye olde favourite) headache
5. tummy ache
6. the kids might hear
7. the neighbours might hear.
8. the dog might watch

i often get my own back by denying her sex, letting the woman know how it feels (multiple partners, over the years). not because i cant get it up, but because i choose not to, so they realise it is a two way street. and if they want a one-way street, then i am going to turn it into a 3 way street if she cant come up with the goods at the time.

the era of equality....hey..

[The_Librarian]

Syncing aint the problem.
Trying to shove 2lbs of soft taffy into a coin slot is what gets me.

:eek::D:D:D

[Mephisto_Helix]

I have many days when I'm not in the mood... girlfriend is ALWAYS in the mood... maybe we reversed roles... I blame it on work stress....

Actually...sometimes I'm in the mood... but halfway through... I'm not..... go figure.

Pssst bru ..... that's known as premature ejaculation :p:D Methinks some viagra is in your interest ;)

[xrapidx]

Pssst bru ..... that's known as premature ejaculation :p:D Methinks some viagra is in your interest ;)

ROFL... Viagra won't solve premature ejaculation.... probably make it worse... Viaga is for ED.. actually... she doesn't like anything longer than 5 minutres... probably cause then she can get more often ... :D

[Mephisto_Helix]

ROFL... Viagra won't solve premature ejaculation.... probably make it worse... Viaga is for ED.. actually... she doesn't like anything longer than 5 minutres... probably cause then she can get more often ... :D

Sorry I actually meant to say OR viagra ..... could be P.E or wood-loss ya know :p

[killadoob]

its about time.
chicks are like this: hey d00s, i want sex
and we go for it.

then we approach them, and want sex, and they come up with this list of excuses why today isnt exactly right for them, amongst others
1. red flag
2. planetray alignment
3. star sign said it wouldnt be a good day
4. (ye olde favourite) headache
5. tummy ache
6. the kids might hear
7. the neighbours might hear.
8. the dog might watch

i often get my own back by denying her sex, letting the woman know how it feels (multiple partners, over the years). not because i cant get it up, but because i choose not to, so they realise it is a two way street. and if they want a one-way street, then i am going to turn it into a 3 way street if she cant come up with the goods at the time.

the era of equality....hey..

i could not agree more man
i actually stop having sex or wanting it but then i get depressed cause I NEED SEX

i hate that whenever my g/f wants it well its done but whenever i want it alot of the above comes out!!!

[Hoof-Hearted]

i could not agree more man


i hate that whenever my g/f wants it well its done but whenever i want it alot of the above comes out!!!

the cure for above behaviour is to go and do the washing by hand immediately (if you get my drift :)) and make sure the gf knows it.
Once or twice will either get you kicked out or serviced whenever you need. either way... frustrations are sorted

[Devill]

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT?? What was that?”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear: “You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can't you just love me for who I am not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you; she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck . I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That's fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don't feel like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled “WHAT?”

I then said “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. .

[Nerfherder]

Syncing aint the problem.
Trying to shove 2lbs of soft taffy into a coin slot is what gets me.

Dood... uncalled for.:p

I'm not sure what kind of kinky games you are into but that some crazy f-ed up ****... :sick::sick::sick::sick:


keep your taffy to your self.:eek:

[vespax]

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT?? What was that?”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear: “You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can't you just love me for who I am not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you; she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck . I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That's fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don't feel like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled “WHAT?”

I then said “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

That is one great story/joke! :D

[Maelly]

. Wow, great story dude!!


Anyway, I can identify with the excuses post, once upon a time wifey and I used to do it every day, like 3-6 times a day!!! I would have breakfast in bed, tea-time, lunch, dinner, supper, you name it!! Whenever it was like raining, we would literally lock ourselves in the bedroom and have some KFC all day and night!!!!


4/5 years down the line, I only get it about 60% times whenever I initiate it. But I always give it to her 100% times whenever she initiates. I think I should also start to come up with excuses. What can I say, you never leave a lady waiting (If u know what I mean).

[vespax]

I was chatting to a friend of mine last night online. Out of the blue he writes, "My wife is trying to make...."

So I paused for a minute and he never replied on the topic and disappeared... So I wrote "Nookie Apparently!"

This morning, in my email is a response from him saying, "Babies!... And it wasn't the first time today!"

I little depressing when my Mrs is on the other side of the world currently. :(