Dear Neotel

[onebrickshort]

Dear Neotel;

It's beyond obvious that you are in serious need of efficient and effective PR and Customer Service communication support services.

Drop me a line if you'd like to hire me to help resolve your crisis which seems to be getting worse by the day.

I promise to quell the heathen masses and whip them docile while working up their appetites for your service for which they will be happy (when I'm finished with them) to prepay lengthly contracts and patiently await service.

I will supply my own protective body armour, helemet and earplugs.

You promise me a nice big performance linked bonus.

Yours sincerely
onebrickshort

[kiepie]

As soon as you get it, get me a month-to-month contract and I will be your first customer! :D

[RichardG]

Why not send your CV over to Neotel, they might adopt you to their staff ;)

[Peon]

Why not post a letter to santa clause, then you can tell him to go fsck himself

[Neotel]

Dear Neotel;

It's beyond obvious that you are in serious need of efficient and effective PR and Customer Service communication support services.

Drop me a line if you'd like to hire me to help resolve your crisis which seems to be getting worse by the day.

I promise to quell the heathen masses and whip them docile while working up their appetites for your service for which they will be happy (when I'm finished with them) to prepay lengthly contracts and patiently await service.

I will supply my own protective body armour, helemet and earplugs.

You promise me a nice big performance linked bonus.

Yours sincerely
onebrickshort

Hi

Thanks for putting a smile on my face really. The current situation was to be expected I guess given the fact that people have been really looking foward to Neotel. We might not be saying much on the forum but rest assured the comments are taken very seriously by the management who take time to view them. So on that note keep it coming...... and then watch this space for announcements that will start to address your concerns.

By the way since you are in Cape Town maybe you should send your cv, Neotel is always looking for good people armour or no armour.

How are you going to hear with earplugs on?????

[Keeper]

People are screaming for low cost bandwidth, i'm sure he'll hear just fine even with earplugs...

[efitol]

Hi

Thanks for putting a smile on my face really. The current situation was to be expected I guess given the fact that people have been really looking foward to Neotel. We might not be saying much on the forum but rest assured the comments are taken very seriously by the management who take time to view them. So on that note keep it coming...... and then watch this space for announcements that will start to address your concerns.

By the way since you are in Cape Town maybe you should send your cv, Neotel is always looking for good people armour or no armour.

How are you going to hear with earplugs on?????

:eek: it lives!

[Keeper]

Eish, 0.01 Posts per day is not a good sign. Start posting fellow, you are representing your company man!:eek:

[Theos]

I've been waiting so long :P hahaha all the capetown guys are going to try send in their cv's now!
Lucky Im from stellenbosch :P
All anyone actually wants as has been said is low cost broadband!

[matrixweb]

Why not post a letter to santa clause, then you can tell him to go fsck himself

no!!! santa going to give me a 100mb line and free uncapped!!!:D

[hj2k_x]

Eish, 0.01 Posts per day is not a good sign. Start posting fellow, you are representing your company man!:eek:

Wow, that is poor form indeed.

At least he reckons they are reading the forums I guess...

[kiepie]

So Neotel is the real deal? Was he confirmed by rpm? I see his rank is Neotel Rep. :rolleyes: :)

[RichardG]

So Neotel is the real deal? Was he confirmed by rpm? I see his rank is Neotel Rep. :rolleyes: :)

Yeah, his the real deal, I thought he passed away.
nice to see him alive and around, they need to address certain issues, and many people hardly know Neotel, has launched in JHB...
I've spread the word, and would like to get some commission from Neotel :)

[onebrickshort]

Yeah, his the real deal, I thought he passed away.
nice to see him alive and around, they need to address certain issues, and many people hardly know Neotel, has launched in JHB...
I've spread the word, and would like to get some commission from Neotel :)


I'd like a T-shirt please. I revived Neotel:D

[hawker]

You are the MAN!