ghoti
30-06-2008, 04:58 PM
Funny cartoon
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/041808/this-is-what-i-get.gif
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/041808/this-is-what-i-get.gif
View Full Version : Nerds get even
PostmanPot
30-06-2008, 05:10 PM
ROFL. :D
Pooky
30-06-2008, 05:16 PM
Lol that's funny.
texo
30-06-2008, 05:19 PM
ROFL. Nice one.
teraside
30-06-2008, 05:19 PM
ROFL. Nice one.
I'm slow today, mind giving the funny part? :p
I'm slow today, mind giving the funny part? :p
texo
30-06-2008, 05:21 PM
rm -rf is not something the unitiated should be typing. anywhere. ever.
(basically, tera, it will delete all files/folders in the directory, recursively, without asking for confirmation)
(basically, tera, it will delete all files/folders in the directory, recursively, without asking for confirmation)
Ecco
30-06-2008, 05:22 PM
it would be funnier if that pic with it wasnt so ****ty.
Clearly a freaking nerd came up with lame dialogue too.
Clearly a freaking nerd came up with lame dialogue too.
HavocXphere
30-06-2008, 05:23 PM
Oh...linux section...makes more sense now.:)
teraside
30-06-2008, 05:27 PM
rm -rf is not something the unitiated should be typing. anywhere. ever.
(basically, tera, it will delete all files/folders in the directory, recursively, without asking for confirmation)
Ouch :p ;) :D Thanks ;)
(basically, tera, it will delete all files/folders in the directory, recursively, without asking for confirmation)
Ouch :p ;) :D Thanks ;)
hawker
30-06-2008, 06:11 PM
lol! rm -rf = big big stuff up :P
Peon
30-06-2008, 06:19 PM
He forgot the space after m and before the dash though, otherwise it will just, "command not found"
Swift-wp
01-07-2008, 08:57 AM
LOL. Nice one. Also he didn't specify what to delete.
Moederloos
01-07-2008, 09:00 AM
for the windohs users:
deltree *.* /y
(did I remember that correctly?)
deltree *.* /y
(did I remember that correctly?)
koffiejunkie
01-07-2008, 09:16 AM
He forgot the space after m and before the dash though, otherwise it will just, "command not found"
He forgot the "space forwardslash" at the end too :D
He forgot the "space forwardslash" at the end too :D
Swift-wp
01-07-2008, 09:21 AM
for the windohs users:
deltree *.* /y
(did I remember that correctly?)
Pheew. That's taking me back in time.
deltree *.* /y
(did I remember that correctly?)
Pheew. That's taking me back in time.
Moederloos
01-07-2008, 09:28 AM
Pheew. That's taking me back in time.
Back in my noob days - having hardly ever touched an "IBM Compatible" PC, a friend of mine told me to type that out on another friends PC. He never assumed I would be so quick to hit ENTER.
Oh how we laughed! not...
:D
Back in my noob days - having hardly ever touched an "IBM Compatible" PC, a friend of mine told me to type that out on another friends PC. He never assumed I would be so quick to hit ENTER.
Oh how we laughed! not...
:D
thisgeek
01-07-2008, 10:23 AM
for the windohs users:
deltree *.* /y
(did I remember that correctly?)
Did you know that
for /d %a in (*) do rd /s /q %a
will do the same thing? rd /s is nasty!
deltree *.* /y
(did I remember that correctly?)
Did you know that
for /d %a in (*) do rd /s /q %a
will do the same thing? rd /s is nasty!
Kasyx
01-07-2008, 02:17 PM
See sig.
Play some Bash Russian Roulette.
Play some Bash Russian Roulette.
Swift-wp
01-07-2008, 02:56 PM
Back in my noob days - having hardly ever touched an "IBM Compatible" PC, a friend of mine told me to type that out on another friends PC. He never assumed I would be so quick to hit ENTER.
Oh how we laughed! not...
:D
See sig.
Play some Bash Russian Roulette.
ROFL!:D
Oh how we laughed! not...
:D
See sig.
Play some Bash Russian Roulette.
ROFL!:D
Swift-wp
01-07-2008, 02:57 PM
It's good to catch the noobs in our Computer Science lab and tell them to type rm -rf and their home directory.LOL.
koffiejunkie
01-07-2008, 03:31 PM
Kinda reminds me of this classic bofh tale:
I'm sitting at the desk, playing x-tank, when some thoughtless bastard rings me on the phone. I pick it up.
"Hello?" I say.
"Who is this?" they say
"It's me I think" I say, having successfully attended a telephone skills course
"Me Who?"
"Is this like a knock knock joke?" I say, trying anything to save myself having to end this game.
Too LATE! I get killed.
Now I'm pissed!
"What can I do for you?" I ask pleasantly - (one of the key warning signs)
"Um, I want to know if we have a particular software package.."
"Which package is that?"
"Uh, B-A-S-I-C it's called."
>clickety clickety d-e-l b-a-s-i-c.e-x-e<
"Um no, we don't have that. We used to though.."
"oh. Oh well, the other thing I wanted to know was, could the contents of my account be copied to tape to I have a permanent copy of them to save at home in case the worst happens.."
"The worst?"
"Well, like they get deleted or something..."
"DELETED! Oh, don't worry about that, we have backups!" (I'm such a ******) "What was your username?"
He gives me his lusername. (What an idiot)
>clickety clikc<
"But you haven't got any files in your account!" I say, mock surprise leaping from my vocal chords.
"Yes I have, you must be looking in the wrong place!"
So first he spoils my x-tank game, and *now* he's calling me a liar...
>clickety click<
"Oh no, I made a mistake" I say
Did he mutter "typical" under his breath??!? Oh dear, oh dear..
"I MEANT TO SAY: That USERNAME doesn't exist"
"Huh? >wimper< It must do, I was only using it this morning!"
"Ah well, that'll be the problem, there was a virus in our system this morning, the... uh... DE VINCI Virus, wipes out users who are logged in when it goes off."
"That can't be right, my girlfriend was logged in, and I'm in her account now!"
"Which one was that?"
He tells me the username. Some people NEVER learn..
"Oh, yeah, her account was just after we discovered the virus."... >clickety clikc< "..she only lost all her files"
"But..."
"But don't worry, we've got them all on tape"
"Oh, thank goodness!!!"
"Paper tape. Have you got a magnifying glass and a pencil? SEE YOU IN THE MACHINE ROOM!!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I'm such a prick!
I'm sitting at the desk, playing x-tank, when some thoughtless bastard rings me on the phone. I pick it up.
"Hello?" I say.
"Who is this?" they say
"It's me I think" I say, having successfully attended a telephone skills course
"Me Who?"
"Is this like a knock knock joke?" I say, trying anything to save myself having to end this game.
Too LATE! I get killed.
Now I'm pissed!
"What can I do for you?" I ask pleasantly - (one of the key warning signs)
"Um, I want to know if we have a particular software package.."
"Which package is that?"
"Uh, B-A-S-I-C it's called."
>clickety clickety d-e-l b-a-s-i-c.e-x-e<
"Um no, we don't have that. We used to though.."
"oh. Oh well, the other thing I wanted to know was, could the contents of my account be copied to tape to I have a permanent copy of them to save at home in case the worst happens.."
"The worst?"
"Well, like they get deleted or something..."
"DELETED! Oh, don't worry about that, we have backups!" (I'm such a ******) "What was your username?"
He gives me his lusername. (What an idiot)
>clickety clikc<
"But you haven't got any files in your account!" I say, mock surprise leaping from my vocal chords.
"Yes I have, you must be looking in the wrong place!"
So first he spoils my x-tank game, and *now* he's calling me a liar...
>clickety click<
"Oh no, I made a mistake" I say
Did he mutter "typical" under his breath??!? Oh dear, oh dear..
"I MEANT TO SAY: That USERNAME doesn't exist"
"Huh? >wimper< It must do, I was only using it this morning!"
"Ah well, that'll be the problem, there was a virus in our system this morning, the... uh... DE VINCI Virus, wipes out users who are logged in when it goes off."
"That can't be right, my girlfriend was logged in, and I'm in her account now!"
"Which one was that?"
He tells me the username. Some people NEVER learn..
"Oh, yeah, her account was just after we discovered the virus."... >clickety clikc< "..she only lost all her files"
"But..."
"But don't worry, we've got them all on tape"
"Oh, thank goodness!!!"
"Paper tape. Have you got a magnifying glass and a pencil? SEE YOU IN THE MACHINE ROOM!!!! NYAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I'm such a prick!