MrG
03-07-2008, 01:36 PM
Post ur favourite.. Some say... quote from Top Gear.
Im totally addicted to that show atm. Absolutely brilliant (as the British say)
Im totally addicted to that show atm. Absolutely brilliant (as the British say)
View Full Version : Favourite Top Gear "The Stig Quotes"
AcidRaZor
03-07-2008, 01:43 PM
wtf? The Stig never speaks you dodo, you sure you're watching TOP GEAR?
Waaib
03-07-2008, 01:46 PM
wtf? The Stig never speaks you dodo, you sure you're watching TOP GEAR?
He that shall not be named! I'm off to read some of his old posts.
Top Gear is probably the only reason I'd get DSTV. I think I'll get the DVD's when I have enough ebucks saved up.
He that shall not be named! I'm off to read some of his old posts.
Top Gear is probably the only reason I'd get DSTV. I think I'll get the DVD's when I have enough ebucks saved up.
Surv0
03-07-2008, 01:47 PM
I think hes referring to the anecdotes or wateva Jeremy says about the stig IE:
"He eats rabbits and licks mothballs in the morning....our friendly racing driver "The stig""
sorry for a bad example :P
"He eats rabbits and licks mothballs in the morning....our friendly racing driver "The stig""
sorry for a bad example :P
Prankst3r
03-07-2008, 01:48 PM
wtf? The Stig never speaks you dodo, you sure you're watching TOP GEAR?
He's referring to the quotes Jeremy Clarkson usually makes when he introduces The Stig to do a lap...
My fav is: "Some say that his first name really IS "The"....i can't think of anything else at the moment :D
He's referring to the quotes Jeremy Clarkson usually makes when he introduces The Stig to do a lap...
My fav is: "Some say that his first name really IS "The"....i can't think of anything else at the moment :D
Calico182
03-07-2008, 04:17 PM
Some say he only knows two facts about ducks...and they're both wrong.
Alan
03-07-2008, 04:25 PM
Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs
:D
OR
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight
:D
:D
OR
Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight
:D
Bcm
03-07-2008, 04:30 PM
Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spears' head... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
PaddyTM
03-07-2008, 05:05 PM
Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue
&
Some say he is illegal in 17 U.S. states, and he blinks this way [motioning his fingers in a horizontal fashion]
&
Some say he is illegal in 17 U.S. states, and he blinks this way [motioning his fingers in a horizontal fashion]
Picard
03-07-2008, 05:14 PM
Here's some light reading for you peeps.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Top_Gear#The_Stig
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Top_Gear#The_Stig
R2_D2
03-07-2008, 05:15 PM
Some say that if he wanted to he could solve the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds?
R2_D2
03-07-2008, 05:16 PM
Some say he communicates only to a car's on board computer through binary code, and that he once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel.
Picard
03-07-2008, 05:20 PM
Some say he is Chuck Norris' evil twin brother.
Juggy
03-07-2008, 05:28 PM
Some say there's a magnetic gravity field around his scrotum.
iDenTiTy
03-07-2008, 05:58 PM
"Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called the Stig."
:D
:D
iDenTiTy
03-07-2008, 05:59 PM
"Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells... all we know is, he's called the Stig."
:D
:D
MrG
03-07-2008, 07:26 PM
Some say, if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts, and he is wanted by the cia.
dablakmark8
03-07-2008, 08:47 PM
stig that dude with the tinted visor.He is nigell mansell you know..true..lol
MrG
04-07-2008, 09:09 AM
"Some say If he'd been the manager of the England football squad, he wouldn't have been a feckless ginger gum-chewing buffoon who ruined it for all of us." (World Cup)
Jeremy says before in that Top Gear show: "If you watching this in South Africa *makes L sign with hand in front of face"
Jeremy says before in that Top Gear show: "If you watching this in South Africa *makes L sign with hand in front of face"
madcook2809
16-07-2008, 09:32 PM
some say that he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp!, and that i you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as picalilli! all we know is he's called the stig.
Some say that he once had a viscious knife fight with anthia turner and that long before anyone else he knew that jade goodie was a pig faced waste of blood and organs! all we know is he's called the stig!
Some say that he once had a viscious knife fight with anthia turner and that long before anyone else he knew that jade goodie was a pig faced waste of blood and organs! all we know is he's called the stig!
poffle
16-07-2008, 11:37 PM
"Some say his nipple is the shape of the nurburgring"
MrG
17-07-2008, 12:19 AM
stig that dude with the tinted visor.He is nigell mansell you know..true..lol
Are you sure? .. hold, wait what?
Are you sure? .. hold, wait what?
LoneWolf
17-07-2008, 07:22 AM
no, it cant be Nigel...
chiskop
17-07-2008, 08:35 AM
Can't remember any of the intros, but I do remember the American Stig. :D:D:D:D
MrG
17-07-2008, 08:41 AM
Can't remember any of the intros, but I do remember the American Stig. :D:D:D:D
American Stig was HUGE!
American Stig was HUGE!
wcoetzee
17-07-2008, 08:52 PM
some say he has a digital face:D
and if he felt like it he could fire Helen Sugar
and if he felt like it he could fire Helen Sugar
wcoetzee
17-07-2008, 10:10 PM
some say that his genitals are on upside down:D
TARDIS
08-02-2010, 09:49 PM
Some say he has a full sized tattoo of his face on his face and that if you take off his helmet revealed will be a smaller helmet
and some say his first word was.. well hes never actually spoken so thats not really relevant
and some say his first word was.. well hes never actually spoken so thats not really relevant