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MaD
09-02-2004, 03:30 PM
<b>Anyone up for having a few hundred (or however many) Hellkom T-shirts printed?</b>

We must come up with some designs like the guys at laughitoff.co.za do and print some shirts and wear 'em... then we've got an excuse to get away from the computer - to go show off our new T's [:D] I'm gonna have one printed for myself anyways (I know a family friend here in CT that manufactures T's, jackets, beanies, whatever merchandise one needs pens, frisbees etc etc).

RPM can we send designs to you and then we put it up on a page here on MyADSL??

<u>________________________________________________</u>
Just imagine where SA would be now if it weren't for Telkom

Nickste
09-02-2004, 04:03 PM
Hey Mad!

I'm in the Cape Town area, and would definately like to walk around in a Hellkom T-shirt!

Shout if you need help/money/etc.

Chow, Nickste

Nick Smit
adsl@nicksmit.za.net

BTTB
09-02-2004, 04:52 PM
I hope one day I can say out shout out loud about telkom. <font color="blue">"Got that tee-shirt!"</font id="blue">

<b><hr noshade size="1"></b><font size="2"><font color="red"><b>You can take Telkom out of the Post Office but you can't take the Post Office out of Telkom.</b></font id="red"></font id="size2">

martin
10-02-2004, 09:25 AM
I can think of a few slogans:

Telkom, life's way of saying screw you.
Telkom, preventing SA growth since 19??
Telkom, a sanctuary for village idiots.

onionpeel
10-02-2004, 06:46 PM
Okay, enough of this, just tell me where I can buy one and how much it will cost? [:)](hopefully less than the price of a month's ADSL subscription!)

MaD
10-02-2004, 07:16 PM
Don't worry <b>onionpeel</b>, most things <u>are</u> cheaper than a month's sub! With a decent deposit even a small family car's monthly payments are less [:D]

I'm finding out how much it will cost for different colours & sizes etc., haven't spoken to the guy in a while so hopefully he doesn't try rip us off hehehehe... it's not gonna be a profit thing so I reckon prolly round 50/60 bucks? The cheaper the better then we can give 'em away [;)]

<u>________________________________________________</u>
Just imagine where SA would be now if it weren't for Telkom

Gooku
11-02-2004, 07:13 PM
Hi M8

hers is Gooku's contribution

Are you Dot-coned or Tel-coned ?

As gooku myself ,was Dot-coned (a few years ago),and now Telconed

keng
13-02-2004, 02:00 PM
News Flash. SETI makes contact with Telkom.

MaD
20-02-2004, 09:30 PM
<b>K, put up a quick site with some Tee designs, let us know what u guys think, there's downloadable Hellkom and UnproudlySA logo's as well in various formats... :) The Unproudly logo might need some polishing if anyone is willing!

<font color="red"><font size="4">http://www.telkomsucks.0catch.com/</font id="size4"></font id="red">

just ignore the banner ads at the top</b>

<u>_________________________________________________</u>
Just imagine where SA would be now if it weren't for Telkom

BTTB
20-02-2004, 09:54 PM
Hehe. Very good.

<b><hr noshade size="1"></b><font size="2"><font color="red"><b>You can take Telkom out of the Post Office but you can't take the Post Office out of Telkom.</b></font id="red"></font id="size2">

Andre
21-02-2004, 09:06 AM
Excellent stuff[:D]

Nickste
21-02-2004, 01:44 PM
Absolutely brilliant. I'm gonna go get 'em printed (if thats alright) sometime soon!

Great work MaD

Chow, Nick

Nick Smit
adsl@nicksmit.za.net

MaD
21-02-2004, 02:49 PM
Thanks for the comments guys..! [:)]
...this site had to happen sooner or later eh [;)]

If anyone has any ideas for other logo's to.. ahem... create let me know and I'll try trace them so anyone can download & resize them for whatever purpose they like.. printing Hellkom on a nice big hot air balloon would be a good start [:o)]


<u>_________________________________________________</u>
Just imagine where SA would be now if it weren't for Telkom

onionpeel
21-02-2004, 04:32 PM
I love it! [:D]
Good job man!

VQuest
21-02-2004, 06:02 PM
LOL! Great designs :)


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United we stand!
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Gooku
21-02-2004, 08:55 PM
Great works !

Imagine if We can buy them next to Telkom's office !

martin
23-02-2004, 09:53 AM
Sweet! Well done MaD!

MaD
24-02-2004, 12:21 AM
There are a few new additions to the Hellkom site.. 2 ideas contributed, the other one spontaneously popped into my head after my 5th mug of java this afternoon... thanks, Ricoffy..! [:)]

<u>_________________________________________________</u>
Just imagine where SA would be now if it weren't for Telkom

armitage
25-02-2004, 01:08 PM
great im gonna add the melk-hom one to my sigs as far as possible
hehe

Proud South african rip offs.

mbs
26-02-2004, 12:47 AM
Absolutely hilarious! MaD for President!!!

MaD
26-02-2004, 09:51 PM
Shot for the comps :) Does anyone know where to have inexpensive stickers printed in CT? Preferably A4 size? Maybe A5 but then the background needs to be green... a certain kind of green...

And can anyone tell me - if someone (who knows who) were to start an online shop selling Hellkom merchandise like shirts, stickers, beanies etc. - would that be legal??

<u>_________________________________________________</u>
Just imagine where SA would be now if it weren't for Telkom

armitage
01-03-2004, 11:12 AM
Probably not cause then that would be defemation of character or something and telkom can then take u to court cause ure a company then.
if its just u and a couple of ppl doing it for the heck of it. say like a NPO then no worries.

Proud South african rip offs.

lewstherin
12-03-2004, 04:50 PM
MaD those images rock [8D]

I'm going to take the Hellkom image and see if I can get it printed by those little screenprinting carts you find in shopping malls...will let you guys know about the results [}:)]

<font color="blue">Telkom needs a leash, ICASA needs some guts, and the </font id="blue"><font color="red">SA consumer</font id="red"><font color="blue"> needs to make it happen</font id="blue">

BTTB
12-03-2004, 04:54 PM
I will buy a couple. Perhaps the whole family can get one for their birthdays or XMas.[:D]

<b><hr noshade size="1"></b><font size="2"><font color="red"><b>You can take Telkom out of the Post Office but you can't take the Post Office out of Telkom.</b></font id="red"></font id="size2">

caroper
13-03-2004, 12:01 AM
Here's on for the gamers

MONOPOLY ONLINE
Powerd by Helkom Internet

Cheers
Chris

henkhugo
13-03-2004, 07:30 PM
i love the Helkom, Telscum and Melkhom[:I] Would love to own atleast one of each!

Henk Hugo

cAde
15-03-2004, 02:49 PM
guys we should make a Telkom hate site like this one in the UK with BT .....http://www.btsuck.org .... [:D][:D][:D][:D]

Imaginet ADSL 512 Kbps = :-) , 3Gb Cap = :-( on A SMC 7401BRA Router + SMC Switch

MaD
02-04-2004, 12:23 AM
OK there's a couple new designs on the site [:)]

Any feedback or idea's would be wicked... there's a fackload of plans I have for the site... (he says rubbing his hands together)[}:)]

Formula for relief:
(Car + tow rope + 1st gear) - telkom exchange box = big smile

MaD
17-04-2004, 12:43 PM
Hellkom hits high fashion! I've added 6 new shirts that make the others pale in comparison... and a new page with facts & info... it's taken me a few hours, please let me know what you guys think of them shirts...

Cheers i'm off to the pub [:)]

quik
18-04-2004, 01:57 AM
Telscum
Screwing tommorrow

Telskuim
Die netwerk wat besigheid werk maak

Strobemeister
18-04-2004, 03:14 PM
I reckon my signature might make a nice logo.
[:D]

Telkom - South Africa's Handbrake to progress.

Perdition
18-04-2004, 03:50 PM
Telcap
"3 gigs should be enough for anybody."

Ghettokom
Busting caps in the consumer's a**.

BTTB
18-04-2004, 06:35 PM
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"> I reckon my signature might make a nice logo.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

Mine too.

<b><hr noshade size="1"></b><font size="2"><font color="red"><b>You can take Telkom out of the Post Office but you can't take the Post Office out of Telkom.</b></font id="red"></font id="size2">

MaD
20-04-2004, 09:04 PM
Hehehehehe... will whip up some new ones & put them up... [:)]

BTW there's new stuff on the site

Perdition
24-04-2004, 08:07 PM
Thanks for realising my ideas MaD, looks good [:D]

MaD
26-04-2004, 06:52 PM
Cool boet, I'm busy working on the rest, and if there are any improvements to current logo's they'll be posted as well.

Now for the serious stuff...
<b>LET'S GET THESE LOGO'S PRINTED!</b>
Anyone who knows of printers in their area who will be willing to print stuff with these logo's on can you post their details here or mail me then I can put together a list of printers (which will be put up on the Hellkom website) where we can have our Hellkom merchandise printed! [}:)]

<b><font color="red">It's now or never, the logo's are there, now we just need to know where to go to have them printed.</font id="red"></b>



<font color="navy"><font size="1"><b>Where others have progress, we have Telkom.</b>
Hellkom website - http://telkomsucks.0catch.com</font id="size1"></font id="navy">