Programming tips.

[Myrrdin]

Top 10 Things Likely To Be Overheard From A Klingon Programmer:

10. Specifications are for the weak and timid!
9. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you
stand!
8. Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
7. What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'.
Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality
assurance people in its wake.
6. Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' -
and they always win them.
5. Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
4. A true Klingon Warrior does not comment his code!
3. Klingon software does not have bugs. It has features, and those features
are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
2. You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original
Klingon.
1. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it
and let them flee like the dogs they are!


Of course I don't look busy.....I did it right the first time.

[martin]

I never realised I was Klingon, until I read this. Awesome.

[Perdition]

Awesome [:D]

[caroper]

All software will be assimilated, resistance is futile.

I never realised I was Borg until I read this.

Cheers
Chris

[ChezAnwyne]

[:D]

Reminds me of the Tao of Programming

http://www.topsail.org/tao.html

[Myrrdin]

Brilliant.[^]

Thanks ChezAnwyne

Of course I don't look busy.....I did it right the first time.

[mbs]

Now I know where Telkrap's people come from - Qo'noS! But remember revered Klingon sayings, oh blighted ones: [:(!][:(!]

1. "If there are gods, they do not help, and justice belongs to the strong: but know that all things done before the naked stars are remembered."
2. "If it is not Komorex (the structure which grows) it is Khextorex (the structure that dies)."

[buriedUnderGround]

excellent! very funny - particularly #7...

[Strobemeister]

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO CODE!


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