What comes next?

[waynegohl]

moving along now.

[copacetic]

*whoosh*

[Helghast]

Where'd he go!?

[copacetic]

*zoom*

[Helghast]

He's so fast!

[waynegohl]

speedy exhaust

[Helghast]

I want what he's got!

[copacetic]

*fwweeeerrrgh*

*crash*

*boom*

*bang!*

[waynegohl]

goji berry juice

[copacetic]

Selling it again are we?

[waynegohl]

special blend.

[copacetic]

Does it make you dance?

[Helghast]

How much?

[copacetic]

This much.

[Helghast]

Thats a lot!

[copacetic]

Isn't it?

[Helghast]

Why is it so expensive?

[copacetic]

Because gnomes are greedy?

[Helghast]

Damn them! someone needs to teach them a lesson!

[copacetic]

Damn gnomes. Lets burn their garden.

[Helghast]

I got the gas, you got the lighter?

[copacetic]

Yep, all ready for action.

[Helghast]

Lets burn this lawn!!!!

[copacetic]

Taking the lawn into our own hands are we?

[Helghast]

O god! what am I doing!
/runs off home and goes to sleep
kthxbye!!!

[copacetic]

O god! what am I doing!
/runs off home and goes to sleep
kthxbye!!!

With only seventeen to go?

[Helghast]

Im back!
O crap there's now 50 of them! the breed like rabbits!

[eek]

multiply!

[Weasley]

simplify

[copacetic]

Deify!

[PESM]

there should be something better

[copacetic]

Better than what?

[Helghast]

I think he's lost.

[waynegohl]

lost in translation

[copacetic]

Аз съм толкова объркан

Have that with some yogurt.

[waynegohl]

must be muesli

[copacetic]

Good for the bowels

[waynegohl]

bowels of the devil.

[Helghast]

Like prunes?

[waynegohl]

runs along now

[copacetic]

*Throws devil prunes at the retreating Wayne.*

[waynegohl]

owww!!!!!!!!!!

[copacetic]

owww!!!!!!!!!!

They're depitted don't worry!

[Helghast]

Where did you find those prunes?

[waynegohl]

they fell off an old tree.

[copacetic]

The one next to the tree of knowledge.

[waynegohl]

it was written in a dusty old book many days ago.

[Helghast]

Tree of knowledge!! what does it do?

[waynegohl]

it talks to you.

[copacetic]

It causes you to die Helghast.

[waynegohl]

t's a tree of evil knowledge.

[Helghast]

O god! Why is it still up?

[copacetic]

Damn that sneaky snake.

[waynegohl]

too late from prayers now me ole son.

[copacetic]

I pray to Thor.

[Helghast]

I pray to Zeus

[waynegohl]

i pray onry won dorrar! (in a chinese accent)

[eek]

cheap bastard! :D

[copacetic]

No sale!

[PESM]

Oh no. It's sold out

[Weasley]

back ordered

[PESM]

Stolen

[copacetic]

Off the back of a truck.

[PESM]

by hijakers with pentihose masks

[Weasley]

of the ANCYL

[PESM]

with JuJu

[copacetic]

The youth league wear lingerie?

[PESM]

are they not all transvestite

[copacetic]

I think they are mostly eunuchs.

[PESM]

what do they do with all the girls always mobing them in parties?

[copacetic]

They are jealous of them.

[PESM]

On second thought. may be they are after their tender monies

[copacetic]

After all, who doesn't like tender?

[PESM]

do you have connections?

[Helghast]

I do

[copacetic]

Tender connections?

[waynegohl]

congratulations on your marriage Helghast.

[copacetic]

Wait, wait! I have an objection to this union!

[Helghast]

Oh!? why?

[copacetic]

I, err, umm, think you need practice first.

[waynegohl]

no more I DO's till the time is right.

[copacetic]

I agree, all this willy nilly marriage is preposterous.

[waynegohl]

preposterous i tell you, preposterous!!!

[copacetic]

Indeed old bean, in fact I find it most uncouth, this barbaric behaviour.

[waynegohl]

barbaric to say the least, BAAAA BA RICK!!!!!

[copacetic]

*lights pipe, adjusts monocle*

[waynegohl]

*lights monocle, sticks pipe in eye*

[copacetic]

HAHAHAHAHAH!

*chokes on pipe, shatters monocle*

[Helghast]

But I want to get married!

[waynegohl]

she must be pregnant.

[Helghast]

mebbe

[waynegohl]

Necuno is that you?

[copacetic]

She can't be pregnant - He steals condoms from the doctor!

[waynegohl]

she thinks they are tasteless bubblegums.

[copacetic]

That might explain things.

[waynegohl]

is she blonde?

[copacetic]

A bomb shell?

[waynegohl]

not all blondes are bombshells.

[copacetic]

That is a truth to live life by. I'm off to party, see you ladies and sperms later!

[waynegohl]

cheers man and enjoy.

[copacetic]

Thanks! Enjoyed indeed. Beddy byes now.

[waynegohl]

party animal

[gregmcc]

animals party

[RazedInBlack]

animal farm

[waynegohl]

buy the farm

*yo Python!*

[RazedInBlack]

the price is right

/Hi Wayne!

[waynegohl]

family feud

[RazedInBlack]

the mob

[waynegohl]

mafia

[RazedInBlack]

hitman

[waynegohl]

cement shoes

[RazedInBlack]

kappish!

[Helghast]

Your going to sleep with the fishes

[waynegohl]

johnny 2 fingers

[ChilliGirl]

a good laugh

[waynegohl]

a hearty chuckle

[RazedInBlack]

at my expense

[waynegohl]

aaah he is back

[ChilliGirl]

at my expense

if your paying :p

[waynegohl]

i'll have one please.

[ChilliGirl]

i like it when people are kind :)

[waynegohl]

i like the people kind.

[copacetic]

Aaaah, you guys are one of a kind.

[waynegohl]

we are special people indeed.

[copacetic]

Special like Corky.

[ChilliGirl]

Special is great

[copacetic]

Who's taking part in the special Olympics?

[ChilliGirl]

was your name not on the top of the list?

[copacetic]

Yep, they always told me I was a winner.

[ChilliGirl]

well then bring home the gold :p

[copacetic]

In the special Olympics, everyone's a winner!

[ChilliGirl]

great news for all then :p

[waynegohl]

you get the wooden spoon award.

[copacetic]

you get the wooden spoon award.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f6/Wooden_Spoon_1910.jpg/300px-Wooden_Spoon_1910.jpg

[ChilliGirl]

That so kind of you gents :D i will keep it safe :p

[waynegohl]

in the pantry cupboard.

[copacetic]

Have you got a panty cupboard Wayne? :erm:

[ChilliGirl]

i'll use it only on special occasions :p

[waynegohl]

yip and i have quite the collection going.

[copacetic]

I'm sure you're collection is not as large as the one at Ronnie's sex shop.

[waynegohl]

Ronnie buys from me.

[copacetic]

That's quite a distance he has to go!

[waynegohl]

he says it's worth the walk.

[copacetic]

Must hurt the poor guys back though.

[ChilliGirl]

im sure he's doesnt go to gym with all that walking

[waynegohl]

why he brings a wheelbarrow.

[copacetic]

What if he gets a flat wheel?

[Helghast]

Doesnt he have a car?

[waynegohl]

then he has a flat spot and it will take longer to get home.

[ChilliGirl]

then he'll have to carry the wheelbarrow

[copacetic]

What will he do with the lingerie then? He'll have to wear it.

[waynegohl]

and wear the broekies.

[copacetic]

On his head to protect him from the Karoo sun.

[ChilliGirl]

we dont want him getting sunstroke

[waynegohl]

cotton can breath.

[ChilliGirl]

then he wont dehidrate

[waynegohl]

but he will look good.

[ChilliGirl]

someone might stop & help him

[waynegohl]

self to the broekies.

[ChilliGirl]

well then ronnie's load will be lighter

[waynegohl]

he also uses the public toilets.

[copacetic]

he also uses the public toilets.

You mean pubic toilets?

[waynegohl]

thats pubic places.

[Helghast]

I never use public toilets

[waynegohl]

me neither.

[copacetic]

You can hover you know.

[waynegohl]

a long drop.

[copacetic]

*wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

*plop*

[ChilliGirl]

that must have been a stone landing in a river

[waynegohl]

wet ankles

[copacetic]

Some serious splashback.

[waynegohl]

ripples in the lake

[ChilliGirl]

there must have been a frog on the lilly that was hit

[waynegohl]

it was the frog prince.

[copacetic]

Can I kiss him please?

[waynegohl]

he is very fussy who he kisses.

[copacetic]

he is very fussy who he kisses.

Well, I AM quite the catch.

[waynegohl]

he don't kiss fishes then.

[ChilliGirl]

Can I kiss him please?

if thats what you like

[waynegohl]

warts on lips

[ChilliGirl]

then it will be his turn too see the doctor

[RazedInBlack]

no doctor, rather see a sangoma

[waynegohl]

a singing ouma?

[Helghast]

No a quiet Oupa

[waynegohl]

dip an oupa

[Helghast]

In a vat of acid

[waynegohl]

snap crackle pop

[RazedInBlack]

breakfast time

[waynegohl]

already?

[RazedInBlack]

ye, you want or not

[ChilliGirl]

i see oupa's are well like here

[waynegohl]

whats for brekkie Python ole bean?

[waynegohl]

yes ChillGirl we don't discriminate.

[ChilliGirl]

im so glad 2 read that :)

[waynegohl]

im so glad 2 read that :)

oupa wishes he could too.

[ChilliGirl]

well read it to oupa then ..........

oh wait he cant hear anymore either

[waynegohl]

he just sits there drooling.

[ChilliGirl]

i though dripping acid more like it

[RazedInBlack]

thats gonna hurt

[waynegohl]

like in aliens and predator.

[RazedInBlack]

no! Like in Aliens

[waynegohl]

like that movie

[ChilliGirl]

im glad im not your oupa :D

[waynegohl]

an oupa in a french maids outfit don't do it for me.

[ChilliGirl]

scary thought............ run

[waynegohl]

nightmares

[ChilliGirl]

more like nightmares while you still awake :o

[waynegohl]

daymares

[ChilliGirl]

then the night should be a peaceful sleep :)

[waynegohl]

we can dream of french chefs.

[ChilliGirl]

nice dreams are always good

[waynegohl]

they certainly are.

[Helghast]

Nightmares are good too :twisted:

[ChilliGirl]

if you wishto wake up scared........... mAYbe

[waynegohl]

wake up singing.

[ChilliGirl]

singing a nice song o maybe someone screaming in terror

[waynegohl]

or skinning a cat.

[ChilliGirl]

the poor cat, rather give it some food

[waynegohl]

the greedy feline.

[ChilliGirl]

it will like you lots in return

[ChilliGirl]

i am hungry & need food

[waynegohl]

meat is meat and a man must eat

[ChilliGirl]

or in this case the woman too

[waynegohl]

have you eaten yet?

[ChilliGirl]

did i ? indeed i did............ it's a long time till tomorrow morning

[copacetic]

I have eaten several dozen beers. I need food I think.

[waynegohl]

yes it is.

[waynegohl]

copa is drinking and typing.

[copacetic]

I'm trying, it's almost as hard as skinning a bloody cat.

[waynegohl]

these are trying tymes.

[copacetic]

Trials and tribulations indeed. *hic*

[ChilliGirl]

I have eaten several dozen beers. I need food I think.

careful you might get food in the beer stream......

[waynegohl]

he has hiccups now.

[ChilliGirl]

so now he has air in the beer stream..........

[waynegohl]

when he goes to hospital they hang a beer bottle upside down with a tube into his vein.

[copacetic]

There's no vanity needed in a hospital bed.

[waynegohl]

but a nurse will do.

[copacetic]

Busty nurse number nine.

[waynegohl]

thats a matron.

[copacetic]

Matron petrochemical stocks are endowed with a healthy helping of lizard gizzards.

[ChilliGirl]

glad im not in the medical profession

[waynegohl]

we have signed you up.

[ChilliGirl]

i must have slept through my classses

[waynegohl]

you volunteered actually.

[copacetic]

So it's not a paid position?

[waynegohl]

you can beg though.

[copacetic]

Beggars can't be choosers I've heard.

[waynegohl]

beggars outside Hooters you say?

[copacetic]

In a strange twist they are offering the waitresses a big tip.

[waynegohl]

must be giants.