What comes next?

[Gawain]

Yip I have no chance against them :(

[copacetic]

Delicious, awesome Pita bread. :cool:

[Helghast]

1. look it up
2. they his kids

1: OMG! thats so sneaky!
2: still part of the bro code :D

[copacetic]

*burp*

[Helghast]

No manners

[copacetic]

*Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*

*fart*

[Gawain]

Ajay somma yeah burp'em goosh nes

[copacetic]

Ancient Greek.

[ChilliGirl]

in some cultures it is concidered rude if you do not relieve gas of some nature after a good meal.

[Helghast]

Get manners or GTFO

[Helghast]

in some cultures it is concidered rude if you do not relieve gas of some nature after a good meal.

What culture's that?

[Helghast]

lol
Heehee... Whenever I wanna scare the wife, I hold my ball sack and run at her... She runs away until she's eventually curled up in the corner and I'm like "come on - stick them in your mouth" makes me laugh and laugh.. She eventually sees the funny side as well..

[ChilliGirl]

Some European one maybe ?

[Helghast]

Yeah probably

[copacetic]

Most likely. What?

[waynegohl]

talk about Pita. when Tambe's Pita started out here in Cape Town the guy had a shop around the corner where i stayed and i would buy a Pita Burger almost every day from him for about R8.00 a Pita. you had your salads inside with slap chips and meat or chicken i cannot remember now. He even showed me how it's done.hmmmm delicious.

[copacetic]

I love them a lot. Lovely. Sounds scrumptious and cheap @ 8 bucks.

[waynegohl]

that was over 15 yrs ago give or take a few years i think.

[copacetic]

Probably be 40 bucks now.

[waynegohl]

jeez no idea but i used to see the van pass by my work every day.

[copacetic]

When I see vans pass me by, men in white coats generally jump out and chase me all over the city. I've been lucky so far. I don't know what they want from me. :confused:

[waynegohl]

they the paparrazzi man.

[copacetic]

Ooooh. I'll let them interview me then next time. It's understandable they'd want to talk to Napoleon, after all. Thanks.

[Helghast]

Im one of those guys

[copacetic]

Im one of those guys

Do you think you are Napoleon as well? Cool.

[waynegohl]

i thought on of you was Nelson.

[copacetic]

i thought on of you was Nelson.

I think I might be half Nelson.

[waynegohl]

a dwarf Nelson?

[copacetic]

Did you know that it's impossible to tell the difference between male and female dwarves 'cause they both have beards and generally wear platemail?

[Helghast]

hmmm no i didnt thanx for the info

[waynegohl]

ha ha ha or a pair of running shorts.

[Helghast]

Well its quite quiet here

[Gawain]

That is is

[copacetic]

Hello and goodbye gentlemen.

[Helghast]

He came.. then he left

[copacetic]

He came.. then he left

And then he did it again. :p

[Helghast]

ugh you're making this place messy!

[Gawain]

Lol bunch of messy noobs

[copacetic]

I'm not a boob.

*sob*

[Gawain]

Put a sock in it and clean up the mess

[copacetic]

Put a sock in it and clean up the mess

Don't you mean put in in a sock and there won't then be a mess in the first place?

[Helghast]

If you have a sock there'll be no mess. The best way to fap

[assagai]

thats why you should never borrow socks from anyone

[Gawain]

Sies mense

Assagai how is the project coming along?

[copacetic]

Yeah, you'll get their protein AND their fungus all in one go. It's almost a full meal.

[Helghast]

Thats true.
G'Night everybody!

[Gawain]

Could I say good night bud?

[assagai]

Sies mense

Assagai how is the project coming along?

going ok, think i've cracked it for now... still lots to do

[Gawain]

Time is ticking

Tick tok tick toc :)

[copacetic]

Time is ticking

Tick tok tick toc :)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1as5cgzysyk/Slco1j4EtSI/AAAAAAAABcU/vsnNYNCOcso/s400/dynamite-sam.jpg

[assagai]

all this pressure...i wanted to be.. a lumberjack

[Gawain]

Lol I had the best laugh ever now can't say where but damn some people are paranoid

I will ask permission if I can post the story here

[assagai]

permission granted

[ChilliGirl]

Depends on the nature of the story

[Gawain]

Lol no permission from other place and it is fusking hilarious

[Gawain]

Hi chillgirl :)

Off to bed soon been long day

[ChilliGirl]

Good Morning All

[eek]

Morning!

[ChilliGirl]

Morning eek

[eek]

sheesh...I'm still fast asleep this morning!

[ChilliGirl]

haha me to :erm:

(could not sleep the night before so i think i slept to much last night :erm: )

[ChilliGirl]

how you today?

[eek]

Me...I'm still doing ok...though I see a busy day at work! :( Other than that...I is happy! :D

[RazedInBlack]

great!

[eek]

Sup Python!

[ChilliGirl]

great!

Hey There

[waynegohl]

there

[ChilliGirl]

Seems Like Wayne is here now :)

[eek]

where? :D

[ChilliGirl]

maybe he ran away again :p

[Gawain]

Yo yo peeps and peeplets

[ChilliGirl]

Hey again

[Gawain]

:) right back at you

[ChilliGirl]

how's the day treating you?

[Gawain]

Ag the usual another farm murder 14 year old boy killed loosing postcount since me posts keep getting culled the anc has denied trying to reign malema in

Yust the usual

[ChilliGirl]

i see. sounds like a bit of a rollercoaster ride......

[Gawain]

Lol yip but the sun is shining I am sitting outside overlooking the lagoon drinking a good cup of coffee so it is good :)

Sorry if my previous post was a tad heavy for this thread and I will refrain those kinds of posts here

[copacetic]

Hello everyone, thanks for the concern regarding my health :D

As per the song: I will survive!

[waynegohl]

Hello everyone, thanks for the concern regarding my health :D

As per the song: I will survive!

oh i was humming " now the end is near....." from ole Blue Eyes i think it was.

[Gawain]

Lol

[copacetic]

oh i was humming " now the end is near....." from ole Blue Eyes i think it was.

I'm sure that would have woken me up and shattered all the crystal.

[ChilliGirl]

Nope the crystal was stored safely first :p

[copacetic]

Well, it certainly shattered my ears.

[waynegohl]

ahum!!!!!! my humming is like the purring of a kitten, my good man.

[ChilliGirl]

safe crystal, shattered ears and purring kittens, What a combo

[copacetic]

ahum!!!!!! my humming is like the purring of a kitten, my good man.

Do you hum louder when your ears are scratched then?

[waynegohl]

purrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!

you should hear me when i scratch me a$$.

[ChilliGirl]

that's quite an image........ :erm:

[waynegohl]

it's also quite a noise.

[copacetic]

Why does my cat hiss when I scratch her ass then?

[ChilliGirl]

scratch your own ass rather......

[copacetic]

But it hurts. :(

[ChilliGirl]

then why inflict pain on others?

[copacetic]

Oh, I wasn't being serious. :D

[ChilliGirl]

Good to read :)

[copacetic]

I lick it actually, then she purrs. :p

[ChilliGirl]

a purring........... kitty

[copacetic]

:erm: Yeah, that's it.

[ChilliGirl]

not gonna ask for more details. I enjoy my innocent thuoghts :)

[copacetic]

That's what they all say.

[ChilliGirl]

hahaha, wonder if they lodged a complaint........

[waynegohl]

next please!!!!

[ChilliGirl]

glad we agree :)

[copacetic]

So you guys say next, but what?

[ChilliGirl]

What could the next question be?

[copacetic]

How about we talk about spiderbites? :(

[ChilliGirl]

When were you bitten?

[copacetic]

Day or two ago I think.

[ChilliGirl]

Thats no good
Needs to be cleaned

[copacetic]

I'll hire a french maid.

[Gawain]

Try shoot webs out of your wrists

[copacetic]

Try shoot webs out of your wrists

*tries*

:(

Maybe it'll work in the morning.

[Gawain]

:) that would rock

[ChilliGirl]

I'll hire a french maid.

I'm so glad i resigned :D

[copacetic]

I'm so glad i resigned :D

You were just too expensive I'm afraid.

[ChilliGirl]

Well Quality does cost more :p

[copacetic]

I'm not fussy though, a Polish maid will even do.

[ChilliGirl]

good luck in finding one then

[copacetic]

As soon as I mention Poles, they say no immediately, I don't know why? :confused:

[ChilliGirl]

Could it be that they dont wanna pole dance with you?

[waynegohl]

polish girls are blonde.

[ChilliGirl]

I see im not the oonly one that wont keep within the job description...... :p

[waynegohl]

but their hair can be dyed.

[ChilliGirl]

let them die it neon pink then.

[copacetic]

The same colour as my unicorn? Yaya!

[waynegohl]

and my Hello ***** phone.

[ChilliGirl]

quite interesting indeed

[copacetic]

and my Hello ***** phone.

What on earth did you type there?

Kitty

*edit*

:erm:

[ChilliGirl]

and my Hello ***** phone.

Tell your wife the hand held shower will work better than her phone

[waynegohl]

ha ha ha i put those stars there myself.

[copacetic]

I am confused.

[waynegohl]

I am confused.

another vulgar word for a cat is a ..............................?

[copacetic]

another vulgar word for a cat is a ..............................?

Oh, no not about that, just in general. :p

[waynegohl]

must be a female general if it has a *****

[copacetic]

Maybe a post secret-op officer?

[waynegohl]

yes we remove their lungs without them knowing it it's very secret.

[copacetic]

That must be quite a challenge.

[waynegohl]

it is when we go in from the back.

[copacetic]

You must be a sneaky buggerer.

[ChilliGirl]

there are some seriously sneaky activities occuring here .......

[copacetic]

Well of course.

[ChilliGirl]

What else could I have expected around here......... :erm:

[Gawain]

Good morning .... And good night :( tired and need my sleep

[copacetic]

Good morning .... And good night :( tired and need my sleep

Hello and goodbye Gawain. :)

[ChilliGirl]

And here we have another day, in action already....

[waynegohl]

http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/pie1.jpg

from Stumbleupon.

[ChilliGirl]

Morning , how you?

[waynegohl]

morning feeling tired actually and you?

[ChilliGirl]

not bad actually, I think my headache finally starting to go :)

[waynegohl]

jeez thats been long hey.

[ChilliGirl]

sadly it happens from time to time :(

[waynegohl]

not good at all.

[ChilliGirl]

nope, but at least they go away ,eventually :)

[copacetic]

http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/pie1.jpg

from Stumbleupon.

Heh, that's a good one. :D

[ChilliGirl]

What? was lunch good?

[copacetic]

Now lunch sounds like a cunning plan

[ChilliGirl]

:D my lunch has been consummed already :p

[copacetic]

My battle plan is still being decided.

[ChilliGirl]

So how is the stratergy going?

[copacetic]

I need to leave the computer first. :D

[ChilliGirl]

So what you still doing there?

[Gawain]

Good day funny people

[copacetic]

I just ate a banana.

[ChilliGirl]

how did you eat the banana?

[ChilliGirl]

Good day funny people
Hello funny person

[GhostSixFour]

But not funny haha?

[copacetic]

Hello Gawain!

[ChilliGirl]

whahahahahaha

can you see me laughing?

[GhostSixFour]

Yes.. Your bum shakes..

[copacetic]

Where can I buy a vanilla bum-shake?

[ChilliGirl]

Can those be bought?

[ChilliGirl]

Yes.. Your bum shakes..

:erm:

?only

[copacetic]

We have a stalker!

[ChilliGirl]

Who they stalking????

:eek:

/runs out the door

[eek]

STALK!

[copacetic]

/closes door, locks quickly.

*phew*

[ChilliGirl]

We have a stalker!


Who they stalking????

:eek:

/runs out the door



STALK!


/closes door, locks quickly.

*phew*

:cry: :cry: :cry:

It's cold out here :(

[copacetic]

/throws a space blanket and a can of beans outta the window

[ChilliGirl]

can i have a can of worms rather?

then I can sulk properly :)

:( :( :(

[copacetic]

http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/0-999/157/800/Copyrighted_Image_Reuse_Prohibited_47063.jpg

Okay.

[ChilliGirl]

thank you kindly

/sulk in the garden with my worms

[copacetic]

Are they delicious? I bought you gourmet, only the finest.

[ChilliGirl]

always graciously kind of you sir :) May i re-enter the Room?

[copacetic]

Once you have eaten your dinner.

[ChilliGirl]

I thought that was lunch :p

What's for dinner?

[copacetic]

Green eggs and ham.

[ChilliGirl]

Does that mean I'm gonna eat dinner with the Cat in the Hat?

[ChilliGirl]

Or maybe "Sam I am" as well as Cat in the Hat

[waynegohl]

there's a rat in mi kitchen

[ChilliGirl]

is it dr Suess's rat?

[waynegohl]

well it don't look like a hat.

[ChilliGirl]

Is the rat in the Cat's Hat?

[waynegohl]

i thought i saw the fat rat sitting on the mat.

[ChilliGirl]

Tell the lazy fat cat to eat the fat mouse sitting on the mat..............

[waynegohl]

oh i thought it was a rat but never mind.

[copacetic]

The fat rat sat on the mat in a pool of scat while wearing a hat and waved a bat to warn off the cat.

[ChilliGirl]

the cat sat looking on at the theatre production being performed on the mat

[waynegohl]

*puts down Rattex*

[ChilliGirl]

*calls the rat to dinner*

[waynegohl]

a lovely tasty rat stew is served.

[ChilliGirl]

With vegetables & rice?

[ChilliGirl]

Can I say thank you for the dinner? And bye bye ALL, have fun

Remember to be good :)

[copacetic]

Bye! Good always.

[ChilliGirl]

Bye! Good always.

Good at what?

:whistle:

[Gawain]

Bump

[waynegohl]

eina!!

[Gawain]

Lol I bumped the thread back to page 1 it was hiding far away

[ChilliGirl]

Good evening all

[copacetic]

What to do with aching carbuncles and quivering muscles?

[copacetic]

Stupid spider. :mad:

[ChilliGirl]

Thats no good. It does need medicine.

[waynegohl]

medication for the nation.

[ChilliGirl]

must get better soon :)

[waynegohl]

headaches are nasty business

[ChilliGirl]

My headache is better today :p

The spiderbite dude needs meds....

[waynegohl]

when i was in america last May, I was bitten by something in the bend of my arm and the bite ate a hole the size of a R2 coin down to the meaty bits and a year later i still have the scar.

[ChilliGirl]

ouch thats no good :( you will prob always have that :(, when I go away there are a few meds things i take that not normally sold in Uk & a few we can buy over counter that you need t osee a doc for there. So i rather safe than sorry :)

[waynegohl]

yeah it was raw and every day the flesh was being eaten away and it kept on getting worse until we came back home.

[ChilliGirl]

YIKES, that not good :(. Always remember PURE, untreaded, unheated raw honey (most health shops sell) good to use if you not know what the problem is :)

[waynegohl]

YIKES, that not good :(. Always remember PURE, untreaded, unheated raw honey (most health shops sell) good to use if you not know what the problem is :)

making notes as we speak.

[ChilliGirl]

then add betadine,

[ChilliGirl]

place on plaster

[ChilliGirl]

place on injury/bite it will disinfect & draw out the cr@p :)

natural honey has very good healing properties

[ChilliGirl]

even helps for tickbite :)

[waynegohl]

and honey tastes delicious on toast.

[ChilliGirl]

yes but the stuff you buy in normal shops have been treated. Need to buy the natural untouch houney :)

[copacetic]

I need a natural honey to touch.

[ChilliGirl]

I'm sure that will heal a few aches.

[copacetic]

Isn't that the truth.

[ChilliGirl]

The truth............ was it spoken?

[copacetic]

Written, actually.

[ChilliGirl]

How was it written & how was it done?

[eek]

/sneaks in

[ChilliGirl]

Hey, eek! Dont hide in corners

[Weasley]

/gets eek out of corner

[Weasley]

/then hides in eeks corner

[ChilliGirl]

hmmm, why all this hiding?

[ChilliGirl]

/sneaks up on the gents.............

BOO

:D

[Weasley]

/****s in eeks pants

[ChilliGirl]

now that was not nice :eek:

Glad it not mine though :p

[ChilliGirl]

the next event shall be..........

[ChilliGirl]

Could it be that i cant think of an idea?

[waynegohl]

no idea

[ChilliGirl]

How is the work-hunt going?

[waynegohl]

who you talk too?

[ChilliGirl]

you perhaps?

[waynegohl]

send out quotes and wait for deposits, very frustrating.

[waynegohl]

hold on are you asking questions in the "what comes next thread"?

[ChilliGirl]

:(

heard anything lately?
Done many quotes?

[waynegohl]

supposed to get deposits today but nothing yet.