View Full Version : Proving the existance of God
Johnsilver
15-10-2009, 08:57 AM
Hi God
I haven't spoken to you in a wile.
I would like to set the record straight. Some people say you don't exist and some have funny ideas about you that you don't know about.
Could you please cause, today at 12:00, the fountain water at Irene Mall to turn to wine.
Amen
So folks. Now we just wait a few hours.
Pooky
15-10-2009, 08:58 AM
Ya that's gonna work.
Pitbull
15-10-2009, 09:00 AM
Hi God
I haven't spoken to you in a wile.
I would like to set the record straight. Some people say you don't exist and some have funny ideas about you that you don't know about.
Could you please cause, today at 12:00, the fountain water at Irene Mall to turn to wine.
Amen
So folks. Now we just wait a few hours.
There is only one way you and your superior view on this can prove it to me and anyone else including yourself.
Walk to your room and take out the 9mm. Blow a hole through your skull. Once done return to us and tell us if there is an afterlife or not.
Just because you long for something doesn't mean you will get it. If you ask me for a R 100 and I decline, does that mean I don't exist?
Negate
15-10-2009, 09:01 AM
An all powerful god reduced to party tricks, where did it all go wrong.
Johnsilver
15-10-2009, 09:06 AM
An all powerful god reduced to party tricks, where did it all go wrong.
He used to do the wine thing
cbrunsdonza
15-10-2009, 09:06 AM
Well said Pitbull.
Dixie
15-10-2009, 09:08 AM
He used to do the wine thing
You're an obvious clone, for the sole purpose of polluting the PD section.
Have a nice day :)
Maestr0
15-10-2009, 09:12 AM
Oh Johnsilver...if you only knew the fire you are playing with. Good luck with what you have just done buddy.