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Sting
07-12-2009, 04:46 PM
KWAAI NAAI
SA's First Afrikaans Porn Movie with all local actors and actresses.
Cast: DuPreez Fourie, Vicky Lucius, Marc Van Der Gryp, Pamela De Kock
Length: 1hr 36mins
Kwaai Naai (Volume 1) is geskiet in 'n pragtige gastehuis in Pretoria met nuwe, egte Suid-Afrikaanse porno-akteurs. Pamela is 'n baie naaibare blondine en haar vriendin Vicky is net so ***ken lekker. Hulle mans veg saam die Verenigde Volke in Irak en die tweejies sit toe mos alleen by die huis en verlang hulle mooi gatjies af en hulle drange en luste vererger.
Release Date: 2009
I'm not going to post link - GIYF (graphic pics)
Here is an article on it!
http://www.timeslive.co.za/opinion/columnists/article174346.ece
killadoob
07-12-2009, 04:50 PM
Damn how did they find an afrikaaner with a big enough penis to make a porn video? :D
Morgoth
07-12-2009, 04:55 PM
Damn how did they find an afrikaaner with a big enough penis to make a porn video? :D
They saw a boerewos...
rofl at the name,
btw this can't be the first one what about the Joost movie?
The_Pumpkin_King
07-12-2009, 04:57 PM
brakpan pomping flik? no thanks :sick:
DeanPant
07-12-2009, 04:58 PM
'Pamela De Kock'
lol parents gave her a push in the right direction :D
Pitbull
07-12-2009, 04:59 PM
I must see this.
Any torrent for this as yet? :D
Morgoth
07-12-2009, 04:59 PM
soundtrack : 'bring jou wors! jou sappige wors!'
chutzpah44
07-12-2009, 05:00 PM
Should I start my post about Jurie Els again...
Just kidding I promise I won't
porn$tar
07-12-2009, 05:05 PM
I had to turn down the lead role, on account of not being Afrikaans...
LancelotSA
07-12-2009, 05:07 PM
I had to turn down the lead role, on account of not being Afrikaans...
I've found that they tend to always use the guys with the small penises for the speaking roles. Us well endowed guys are never given lines, they just want us to get down to it! ;)
Morgoth
07-12-2009, 05:07 PM
I had to turn down the lead role, on account of not being Afrikaans...
sorry tjom miskien volgende keer.
porn$tar
07-12-2009, 05:09 PM
Those chicks on the cover look nothing like boere meisies. jis laaik!
Morgoth
07-12-2009, 05:10 PM
does anyone have a link? this is a must see...!
MadMailMan
07-12-2009, 05:30 PM
btw this can't be the first one what about the Joost movie?
Too short, to be a full movie.
'Pamela De Kock'
lol parents gave her a push in the right direction :D
Can you imagine how her brother Sakkie feels about his name? :o
For some reason this thread reminds me of this ad (http://www.cracker.co.za/video/822/wimpy-talk-foreign---hilarious-advert)
:o
-LiLiTh-
07-12-2009, 05:48 PM
Lol well this wouldn't be the first porno in SA, you guys forget the homemade videos.
What about the N1 videos with the girls from Settlers School?:eek:
Lol and that one from Spine Road High?:erm:
PM me if you wanna view them:)
Smooth Criminal
07-12-2009, 05:50 PM
I wanna view them, send details :D
MadMailMan
07-12-2009, 05:51 PM
Lol well this wouldn't be the first porno in SA, you guys forget the homemade videos.
What about the N1 videos with the girls from Settlers School?:eek:
Lol and that one from Spine Road High?:erm:
PM me if you wanna view them:)
ROFL You pimp dodgy movies as a side business? Awesome! :cool:
akescpt
07-12-2009, 05:53 PM
Local is leka!
-LiLiTh-
07-12-2009, 05:55 PM
I wanna view them, send details :D
Lol you haven't seen them yet?:eek:
I is extremely shocked lol but i guess the N1 video would be child pornography as the girls weren't older than 16:p
What about the one where the two policeman had sex with the drunk girl? That was in the YOU.:erm:
Lol:p
-LiLiTh-
07-12-2009, 05:56 PM
ROFL You pimp dodgy movies as a side business? Awesome! :cool:
hook you up?:p
Gosh it's great living in an oppressed coloured community.;) so much is available to you.:p
Sting
07-12-2009, 05:57 PM
hook you up?:p
Gosh it's great living in an oppressed coloured community.;) so much is available to you.:p
DVD quality only. No CAM's or Telesynch's!!! Definitely not cellphone cam either...:)
-LiLiTh-
07-12-2009, 06:00 PM
DVD quality only. No CAM's or Telesynch's!!! Definitely not cellphone cam either...:)
Lol it's amateurs, how can you not expect cellphone vids?:p
MadMailMan
07-12-2009, 06:10 PM
Local are leka!
Fixed that for you. :D
saffakanera
07-12-2009, 06:23 PM
MELKHOM IN WELKOM 3
-LiLiTh-
07-12-2009, 06:26 PM
MELKHOM IN WELKOM 3
HaHaHaHaHa:D
Die Daad in Kaapstad:D
saffakanera
07-12-2009, 06:29 PM
HaHaHaHaHa:D
Die Daad in Kaapstad:D
DIE SWEPE VAN DISKTRIK NEGE!
waynegohl
07-12-2009, 06:39 PM
ooh my engel ek kom.
Jabberwocky
07-12-2009, 06:46 PM
die p*** van Kriel
Pr⊕phet
07-12-2009, 06:48 PM
so where is the video, i want to laff at the afrikaans :D
Kilgore_Trout_Redux
07-12-2009, 06:53 PM
The best thing to cum out of this was that Ben Travato column.
The man is le-gen-dary.
waynegohl
07-12-2009, 06:57 PM
does the guy wear a Safari Suit with his comb in his sock and does his cherrie wear a frilly bonnet on her head?
what happens after they do the nasty, does he go and drink his moer koffee and she go and make koeksisters?
Jabberwocky
07-12-2009, 07:01 PM
does the guy wear a Safari Suit with his comb in his sock and does his cherrie wear a frilly bonnet on her head?
what happens after they do the nasty, does he go and drink his moer koffee and she go and make koeksisters?
No they have tea and shortbread in the garden, you know... like they do in all english porn. :rolleyes:
Kilgore_Trout_Redux
07-12-2009, 07:03 PM
Also it's a great opportunity to put the phrase :"Ek sal jou so vol vleis steek jou oë sal soos die vensters van a slaghuis lyk." to good use.
Also there was a good porno by some French company set in Cape Town.
waynegohl
07-12-2009, 07:03 PM
No they have tea and shortbread in the garden, you know... like they do in all english porn. :rolleyes:
:rolleyes: they have cucumbers in those documentaries, cucumbers!!!
Killove
07-12-2009, 07:37 PM
rapidshare link?
;)
tco21
07-12-2009, 09:04 PM
Die naai in Houtbaai. Anyway I hope this is a sign of things to cum.
-LiLiTh-
07-12-2009, 09:06 PM
Die naai in Houtbaai. Anyway I hope this is a sign of things to cum.
Yes... a sign of things to cum:D
RazedInBlack
07-12-2009, 09:08 PM
:rolleyes: they have cucumbers in those documentaries, cucumbers!!!
Wayne! You never seize to amaze me! :D
Sting
07-12-2009, 09:10 PM
Python, stop stalking Lilith!!
xrapidx
07-12-2009, 09:14 PM
Imagine seeing someone you know in the movie :p
RazedInBlack
07-12-2009, 09:15 PM
Python, stop stalking Lilith!!
moggie! I think your wife's calling you!
Sting
07-12-2009, 09:17 PM
moggie! I think your wife's calling you!
Nah, it's too early! :D
waynegohl
07-12-2009, 09:25 PM
Wayne! You never seize to amaze me! :D
is the the word not "cease" as in "you never cease to amaze me"
or is it "size" as in "your size never ceases to amaze me"? :D
RazedInBlack
07-12-2009, 09:30 PM
is the the word not "cease" as in "you never cease to amaze me"
or is it "size" as in "your size never ceases to amaze me"? :D
Lol! Guilty as charged! :(
tco21
07-12-2009, 09:32 PM
Imagine seeing someone you know in the movie :p
what a turn on that would be!
Killove
07-12-2009, 09:34 PM
I see a lot of talking, and no rapidshare links.
Why?
Sting
07-12-2009, 09:37 PM
I see a lot of talking, and no rapidshare links.
Why?
Very new local release?
No seeds? (excuse the pun!!)
Mephisto_Helix
07-12-2009, 09:38 PM
because no one really wants to see 'Die Wors van Parys' ...... much better to just talk about it :D
ponder
07-12-2009, 09:38 PM
Imagine seeing someone you know in the movie :p
Ja, like your mom :p
RazedInBlack
07-12-2009, 09:41 PM
Imagine seeing someone you know in the movie :p
Imagine that!
Moggie will be history if his wife finds out! :eek:
xrapidx
07-12-2009, 09:42 PM
what a turn on that would be!
Ja, like your mom :p
:eek:
:D
Sting
07-12-2009, 09:45 PM
Imagine that!
Moggie will be history if his wife finds out! :eek:
Co-star? :o
Pr⊕phet
07-12-2009, 09:46 PM
maybe even pornstar or pitbull as an extra :D
RazedInBlack
07-12-2009, 09:46 PM
Co-star? :o
:D
Sting
07-12-2009, 09:47 PM
maybe even pornstar or pitbull as an extra :D
Any fluffers?
So you don't think they used chicks like Lee-ann Liebenberg
Picard
07-12-2009, 10:18 PM
Afrikaans Afrikaner pickup line:
Hi, ek is van Mosselbaai en ek laaik naai kwaai.
thedutchman
07-12-2009, 10:36 PM
lol, just imagine the guy saying, my bokkie, eks nou so jags, kom na pappa... :eek: lol.... with those leather shoes, short short pants and a rolled up zolsch in his mouth :D lol
Morgoth
07-12-2009, 10:40 PM
Jack the Ripper in Afrikaans = Jan Koekemoer.
hyperian
07-12-2009, 10:50 PM
"Do they plug into each other and form a laager?"
LOL :D
A google search brought this NSFW link up of the cover: http://www.blogcatalog.com/search.frame.php?term=kwaai+naai&id=fbe3d83b9f717cc4c8163cbf1319b665
Morgoth
07-12-2009, 10:56 PM
boerewors!
dis mos kos!
Picard
07-12-2009, 10:57 PM
A google search brought this NSFW link up of the cover: http://www.blogcatalog.com/search.frame.php?term=kwaai+naai&id=fbe3d83b9f717cc4c8163cbf1319b665
But they have no breasts. :(
A porn flick should have boobs and lots of it.
boerewors!
dis mos kos!
Uhm ... not from a man's perspective.
Balstrome
07-12-2009, 10:58 PM
I must see this.
Any torrent for this as yet? :D
Farmers are not allowed to do local stuff...:)
Morgoth
07-12-2009, 11:06 PM
If this movie included Jurrie and Hestrie then we could have called it:
101 maniere hoe om met klay te speel!
-LiLiTh-
07-12-2009, 11:08 PM
Een aand in Amor:D
TheHiveMind
07-12-2009, 11:15 PM
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