Stupid or what??? You decide!

[EchoZA]

Just caught (about 15min ago) someone trying to break into the 2nd house on our property!

Now please tell me, doesn't the fact that there are 3 dogs and an owner with a zero tolerance policy mean anything these days?

Needless to say she went a lighter shade of grey, but I suppose so would I if I had an ex police dog at my throat, a staffie x brak at my heels, a daschound stiring the pot and said house owner walking towards me with a womd!

[Sting]

No brain, no pain.

Damage report?

[RazedInBlack]

Ye! Whats the 411?

. . . and get pics!

[tco21]

i hope those dogs were the agro type.

[-LiLiTh-]

:eek:

Bloody ouchy lol

i can only imagine the horror...

mutilation and all:whistle:

[EchoZA]

No pics, but I did shout "Kill!!" a couple of times and then let loose with the womd!

Kept her pinned in the corner for a while then booted her ass out the gate! I may have resorted to a little more action, but my brother came through from his house next door and calmed me down a bit!

[fudwah]

WOMD? Woman Of My Dreams?

[EchoZA]

WOMD = Weapon of Mass Destruction (an "over-clocked" paintball marker loaded with mil-spec pepper balls) a "little" pet project of mine, silent but does the trick.

and the dogs, they are all well traid (apart from the daschound) so they don't bite but rather hold you down with tenderness :D

[tco21]

the burglar was a woman?

[Zenbaas]

No pics, but I did shout "Kill!!" a couple of times and then let loose with the womd!

Kept her pinned in the corner for a while then booted her ass out the gate! I may have resorted to a little more action, but my brother came through from his house next door and calmed me down a bit!

http://www.dignews.com/legacy/screenshots/sam_next_minigun.jpg

:D

[EchoZA]

the burglar was a woman?

Her excuse was that she used to collect clothes from the person who used to stay in the house, we have not had a tenant since July and I'm glad we got rid of her! She was a skank with crack smoking kids but that's another story for another day!

[PokerKing]

No pics, but I did shout "Kill!!" a couple of times and then let loose with the womd!

Kept her pinned in the corner for a while then booted her ass out the gate! I may have resorted to a little more action, but my brother came through from his house next door and calmed me down a bit!

Rofl :D

"Kill"

I wish there was a video of this

[-LiLiTh-]

WOMD = Weapon of Mass Destruction (an "over-clocked" paintball marker loaded with mil-spec pepper balls) a "little" pet project of mine, silent but does the trick.

and the dogs, they are all well traid (apart from the daschound) so they don't bite but rather hold you down with tenderness :D

Great;)

so now i have reason to break in:p

:wtf:

[-LiLiTh-]

Rofl :D

"Kill"

I wish there was a video of this

+1

you should've ran out with a camera and not a womd:D

[EchoZA]

I've calmed down a bit now, and can see the funny side of it! I must have looked a right treat! Jean pant's rolled up (don't want to get them wet in the rain) no shoes, my bull dog cafe t-shirt circa 93, hair a mess (been chilling on the couch as I am on leave) and waving a big silver and black WOMD around :)

[RazedInBlack]

but that's another story for another day!

you mean another thread! :erm:

[EchoZA]

+1

you should've ran out with a camera and not a womd:D

O.K. you got a point, these days evrything get's filmed... Now I have an idea for pet project # 2... how to mount a camera on my WOMD and have it trigger activated :)

[-LiLiTh-]

I've calmed down a bit now, and can see the funny side of it! I must have looked a right treat! Jean pant's rolled up (don't want to get them wet in the rain) no shoes, my bull dog cafe t-shirt circa 93, hair a mess (been chilling on the couch as I am on leave) and waving a big silver and black WOMD around :)

Lol if you didn't fix yourself up yet. take a pic:p

[EchoZA]

Lol if you didn't fix yourself up yet. take a pic:p

Rather not, don't want to let the criminals know what I look like :) Would rather they get a nice surprise!

Not the 1st time this has happened. A year or so back I chased another "mentally challenged" intruder half way down the road at 1am in the morning before I realised I was slightly... how shall I say this... naked :)

[blogbytes]

Rather not, don't want to let the criminals know what I look like :) Would rather they get a nice surprise!

Not the 1st time this has happened. A year or so back I chased another "mentally challenged" intruder half way down the road at 1am in the morning before I realised I was slightly... how shall I say this... naked :)

Bwahaha. Fresh air now and then doenst hurt :D

[PokerKing]

the slapping of your testicles on your thighs must have given it away

[BLaZor2]

Great;)

so now i have reason to break in:p

:wtf:

LOL

You break in and :love:cuddle:love: them :P:D

[Prof.]

That must have been something to see... EchoZA attacking a female burgler with 3 dogs and a hot marker. LMAO!

[-LiLiTh-]

LOL

You break in and :love:cuddle:love: them :P:D

Lol join my friend with a goodheart thread:love:

[Kaufies]

I want a womd. You must sell them if you can add a camera-bracket!!!

[Madman88]

WOMD? Woman Of My Dreams?


WOMD = Weapon of Mass Destruction

Same thing. :wtf:

[Rosaudio]

I want a womd

[-LiLiTh-]

I want a womd

woml = weapon of massive love

:p

[EchoZA]

That must have been something to see... EchoZA attacking a female burgler with 3 dogs and a hot marker. LMAO!

Would have been funnier if it was... 3 hot dogs and a marker :)

I'm chilled now, but I'm still ready and waiting for the next Darwin Awards contestant!

[Cadavre777]

I hope the dogs didn't get any of the capsicum on them. Personally, I prefer riot balls. You could have a 2:1 ratio of pepperballs to riot balls for added effect. The more they scream for their life, the better the capsicum works.

[EchoZA]

I hope the dogs didn't get any of the capsicum on them. Personally, I prefer riot balls. You could have a 2:1 ratio of pepperballs to riot balls for added effect. The more they scream for their life, the better the capsicum works.

Dogs are fine, I called them off before I got the itchy finger. I have a pod of teflon balls for those who "resist" but the pepper balls work well at +-400fps (the hard plastic shell on the ones I have work wonders!)