Quantum bracelets and scalar energy solves everything.

[rvonh]

I've recently attended a party where a woman was telling everybody what a fantastic phenomenon scalar energy is and what a role the quantum bracelet has in improving one's life.
Got home and googled. Praises from all over. A real snow job. How can one ever think of living without one.
Does anyone here have first hand experience of wearing one?

Perhaps another case of: If it sounds too good to be true, then it probably is.

[alt146]

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Looks like standard 'healing crystal' type BS to me, overhyped rather than an overtly malcious scam though, and at least you get a nice bracelet for your troubles.

[Blue]

OMG this stuff is real. I wore the Quantum Bracelet for a week and my penis grew 10cm longer. I lost 15kg of weight and my HIV was cured. Buy one now!!!! Scalar energy is the latest technology and leading scientists are working on methods to harness this energy on a much larger scale so that we can prevent global warming and produce limitless green energy.

[Smooth Criminal]

Haha please explain how this bracelet uses quantum mechanics?

Oh and btw, energy is and always been scalar (as opposed to vectorial) since it's measurement only contains magnitude but lacks direction. So I'm not sure wtf they're trying to imply by "scalar energy", unless it's just the usual new age crap, trying to make use of scientific sounding words to trick idiots into believing that it's scientifically proven.

[Pooky]

OMG this stuff is real. I wore the Quantum Bracelet for a week and my penis grew 10cm longer. I lost 15kg of weight and my HIV was cured. Buy one now!!!! Scalar energy is the latest technology and leading scientists are working on methods to harness this energy on a much larger scale so that we can prevent global warming and produce limitless green energy.

Well mine grew 20cm then it was too big to I wished and the Quantum Bracelet made it better!

[Dean]

Rumour has it that the MWEB CEO wore the quantum bracelet the night before he came up the new uncapped pricing idea.
But you didn't hear it from me...
:D

[PostmanPot]

:D:D

Penn & Teller have a great episode on this woo-woo nonsense.

[AcidRaZor]

Mind over matter dude. If someone has to believe in an object bringing them luck or making them better, and they truly believe it, it becomes true.

I've personally seen cancer patients healed by the power of thought or prayer. They truly believed they will be cured and they have been, without medicine. It's been documented the world over. So yes, I'd say "BS marketing scheme leveraging off of new unexplained 'technology' that helps you in different ways"

[Pooky]

I heard that The Stig wears the Quantum Bracelet before he gets in a car.

[Geriatrix]

OMG this stuff is real. I wore the Quantum Bracelet for a week and my penis grew 10cm longer. I lost 15kg of weight and my HIV was cured. Buy one now!!!! Scalar energy is the latest technology and leading scientists are working on methods to harness this energy on a much larger scale so that we can prevent global warming and produce limitless green energy.
*Batteries not included.

[Ancalagon]

I tried one, but it became entangled with a bracelet belonging to someone in a parallel universe that was formed when someone tried to observer both the position and movement of an electron at the same time. That became a little awkward.