satanboy
03-07-2010, 11:05 AM
http://parliamentalley.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/lady-gaga-corset.jpg
Complete ****** or brilliant artist?
Complete ****** or brilliant artist?
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syntax
03-07-2010, 11:13 AM
I was actually watching some skunk anansie live performances on youtube yesterday, and skin....is brilliant........, Gaga has been marketed exceptionally well, and she has an average voice...but brilliant....no...
satanboy
03-07-2010, 11:14 AM
I call Madonna wannabe (******).
copacetic
03-07-2010, 11:15 AM
Am I wrong or doesn't she write and produce her music herself? If so, genius (Not that I like her music personally). If not, then just another face really.
genetic
03-07-2010, 11:28 AM
http://joeljamescomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/what-lady-gaga-really-looks-like-20206-1232337767-4.jpg
Madman88
03-07-2010, 11:30 AM
Personally I think she is a talented. ****** and ugly as crap but talented.
Alan
03-07-2010, 11:55 AM
Complete ******
proxilin
03-07-2010, 12:00 PM
She's the biggest troll ever. She knows exactly what music to make and what to wear/do to take everyone for a ride and make millions doing it, even if none of her current image/music is her true style. Don't like her music but take my hat off for her genius.
genetic
03-07-2010, 12:01 PM
She's an ******
Alan
03-07-2010, 12:03 PM
She's the biggest troll ever. She knows exactly what music to make and what to wear/do to take everyone for a ride and make millions doing it, even if none of her current image/music is her true style. Don't like her music but take my hat off for her genius.
Good point
So her fans are the complete ******s
Good point
So her fans are the complete ******s
Mike Hoxbig
03-07-2010, 12:05 PM
Complete ****** or brilliant artist?
Neither, hermaphrodite.
Neither, hermaphrodite.
Balstrome
03-07-2010, 12:10 PM
Trying to imagine what an ****** would look like. Sort of like a pair of shorts with a extend section sticking out at 90 degrees from the plain of your ass, to what, catch farts and stuff?
Tpex
03-07-2010, 12:18 PM
Tho I like very few of her songs, i must say the "clothes" she designs is a big part of her claim to fame, she is much more then madonna could ever hope to be
Neither, hermaphrodite.
nope shes 100% female
Neither, hermaphrodite.
nope shes 100% female
hawker
03-07-2010, 12:29 PM
Don't like her, she is a genius though.
Mike Hoxbig
03-07-2010, 12:32 PM
Don't like her, she is a genius though.
Well marketed != genius.
Well marketed != genius.
Tpex
03-07-2010, 12:32 PM
http://sunglassesonstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/gaga.jpg
cigarette glasses WTF... you know how much those would be worth in jail? :D
cigarette glasses WTF... you know how much those would be worth in jail? :D
Alan
03-07-2010, 12:33 PM
Cigarettes for eye wear. Real genius there
Mike_De_Lange
03-07-2010, 12:37 PM
nope shes 100% female
Vagina - Check
Cock - Check
That makes it a hermaphrodite ;)
Vagina - Check
Cock - Check
That makes it a hermaphrodite ;)
Korn1
03-07-2010, 12:41 PM
Dude she is brilliant! I mean atleast they stopped that fekin annoying black eyed pea song I gotta feeling......Joh how could people like that song!!! :mad: Ok copacetic your excused :D
Ockie
03-07-2010, 12:43 PM
Yes copa she is very much involved when it comes to the designing of her costumes, dance moves and over concert stage designs etc. She apparently also does not actually make money personally from her concerts, the money goes straight back into the production of it to make it bigger and better.
I went to go see her @ the O2 arena when I went to the UK a few weeks ago. I can truly say it was one of the best experiences ever. She was on stage for a full 2 and a half hours!!!!! When she needed to have a break, she would work it into the show and still keep you entertained. For example, for a bout 5 minutes she lied down on the piano with her leg hanging off and her high heel on one of the notes. The drummer gave a beat and she would tap the key to the beat while the dancers did their thing to keep us entertained. Was brilliant.
I personally did not think she had a brilliant voice seeing that I mostly only know her dance tracks...but when she performed "Speechless" live on the piano, I got goose bumps!
So I vote.........BRILLIANT!!!! And if she were to come to Joburg I will definately go see her show again. And I recommend you guys do the same...even if you not a big fan....just go for the entertainment. It is worth it.
I went to go see her @ the O2 arena when I went to the UK a few weeks ago. I can truly say it was one of the best experiences ever. She was on stage for a full 2 and a half hours!!!!! When she needed to have a break, she would work it into the show and still keep you entertained. For example, for a bout 5 minutes she lied down on the piano with her leg hanging off and her high heel on one of the notes. The drummer gave a beat and she would tap the key to the beat while the dancers did their thing to keep us entertained. Was brilliant.
I personally did not think she had a brilliant voice seeing that I mostly only know her dance tracks...but when she performed "Speechless" live on the piano, I got goose bumps!
So I vote.........BRILLIANT!!!! And if she were to come to Joburg I will definately go see her show again. And I recommend you guys do the same...even if you not a big fan....just go for the entertainment. It is worth it.
Kilgore_Trout_Redux
03-07-2010, 12:52 PM
Below average musician, talented entertainer.
Helghast
03-07-2010, 12:59 PM
Tho I like very few of her songs, i must say the "clothes" she designs is a big part of her claim to fame, she is much more then madonna could ever hope to be
nope shes 100% female
nope tranny there is evidence. She even said "I do have a donkey d1ck"
nope shes 100% female
nope tranny there is evidence. She even said "I do have a donkey d1ck"
Ockie
03-07-2010, 12:59 PM
Oh and just to add. As me and my friend were waiting in the q for the ferry to take us back over the Thames, there was this couple behind us...i guessed their age in their mid 60's...and they were telling each other how much they loved it. Now guys...if a straight couple in their mid 60's can enjoy Lady Gaga's concert, then you young men and gals surely will love it too!!!! :-)
cbrunsdonza
03-07-2010, 01:03 PM
nope tranny there is evidence. She even said "I do have a donkey d1ck"
Heard the Tranny accusations - so being Caster is all the rage then
Heard the Tranny accusations - so being Caster is all the rage then
satanboy
03-07-2010, 01:11 PM
... Now guys...if a straight couple in their mid 60's can enjoy Lady Gaga's concert, then you young men and gals surely will love it too!!!! :-)
bwahahaha! I'm gonna be sick.
bwahahaha! I'm gonna be sick.
Sting
03-07-2010, 01:41 PM
Yes copa she is very much involved when it comes to the designing of her costumes, dance moves and over concert stage designs etc. She apparently also does not actually make money personally from her concerts, the money goes straight back into the production of it to make it bigger and better.
I went to go see her @ the O2 arena when I went to the UK a few weeks ago. I can truly say it was one of the best experiences ever. She was on stage for a full 2 and a half hours!!!!! When she needed to have a break, she would work it into the show and still keep you entertained. For example, for a bout 5 minutes she lied down on the piano with her leg hanging off and her high heel on one of the notes. The drummer gave a beat and she would tap the key to the beat while the dancers did their thing to keep us entertained. Was brilliant.
I personally did not think she had a brilliant voice seeing that I mostly only know her dance tracks...but when she performed "Speechless" live on the piano, I got goose bumps!
So I vote.........BRILLIANT!!!! And if she were to come to Joburg I will definately go see her show again. And I recommend you guys do the same...even if you not a big fan....just go for the entertainment. It is worth it.
I agree. It's all about entertainment.
And yes, she does write and produce her own music. She also does so for other artists.
So what if she is trolling? She understands the market and knows that she must make as much as she can while she is still all the rage. Sound business sense...
I went to go see her @ the O2 arena when I went to the UK a few weeks ago. I can truly say it was one of the best experiences ever. She was on stage for a full 2 and a half hours!!!!! When she needed to have a break, she would work it into the show and still keep you entertained. For example, for a bout 5 minutes she lied down on the piano with her leg hanging off and her high heel on one of the notes. The drummer gave a beat and she would tap the key to the beat while the dancers did their thing to keep us entertained. Was brilliant.
I personally did not think she had a brilliant voice seeing that I mostly only know her dance tracks...but when she performed "Speechless" live on the piano, I got goose bumps!
So I vote.........BRILLIANT!!!! And if she were to come to Joburg I will definately go see her show again. And I recommend you guys do the same...even if you not a big fan....just go for the entertainment. It is worth it.
I agree. It's all about entertainment.
And yes, she does write and produce her own music. She also does so for other artists.
So what if she is trolling? She understands the market and knows that she must make as much as she can while she is still all the rage. Sound business sense...
satanboy
03-07-2010, 01:52 PM
I am gonna hit you with my 5 000 albums...;)
satanboy
03-07-2010, 01:55 PM
most people don't go to Pick n Pay to pick up their favourite album...
unless they like Sokkie Treffers Vol 257
unless they like Sokkie Treffers Vol 257
Sting
03-07-2010, 01:58 PM
Some info ...
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1634663/20100325/lady_gaga.jhtml
Lady Gaga is having quite a week. After the announcement that she's about to start work on her next music video for her "Alejandro" track comes news that she's broken two records, one for video views and one for music sales.
First off, the singer is now the only digital-era artist to top the 5 million sales mark with her first two hits, according to Yahoo Music. Gaga broke the record when her single "Poker Face" reached 5 million in sales after her debut single, "Just Dance," accomplished that feat last year. The only other act with two songs at or above 5 million is the Black Eyed Peas, according to Yahoo.
And if selling millions of records weren't enough, Gaga also reached the 1 billion mark in video views. According to Mashable, with numbers and analytics compiled by Visible Measures, Gaga is the first artist to have her videos reach 1 billion views. Three of her music videos hold spots in the 100 Million Club, including "Poker Face" (374,606,128), "Just Dance" (272,941,674) and "Bad Romance" (360,020,327). Most of the streams are through Vevo and YouTube. Following close behind Gaga's record are "Twilight" (980 million) and Soulja Boy Tell'em (860 million).
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1634663/20100325/lady_gaga.jhtml
Lady Gaga is having quite a week. After the announcement that she's about to start work on her next music video for her "Alejandro" track comes news that she's broken two records, one for video views and one for music sales.
First off, the singer is now the only digital-era artist to top the 5 million sales mark with her first two hits, according to Yahoo Music. Gaga broke the record when her single "Poker Face" reached 5 million in sales after her debut single, "Just Dance," accomplished that feat last year. The only other act with two songs at or above 5 million is the Black Eyed Peas, according to Yahoo.
And if selling millions of records weren't enough, Gaga also reached the 1 billion mark in video views. According to Mashable, with numbers and analytics compiled by Visible Measures, Gaga is the first artist to have her videos reach 1 billion views. Three of her music videos hold spots in the 100 Million Club, including "Poker Face" (374,606,128), "Just Dance" (272,941,674) and "Bad Romance" (360,020,327). Most of the streams are through Vevo and YouTube. Following close behind Gaga's record are "Twilight" (980 million) and Soulja Boy Tell'em (860 million).
scotty777
03-07-2010, 03:21 PM
interesting,
OH, I've noticed something interesting. Lady Gaga's new song "Alejandro" seems to sound very similar to Ace of Base's- Don't turn around (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPdgGEVlECY&feature=related).
OH, I've noticed something interesting. Lady Gaga's new song "Alejandro" seems to sound very similar to Ace of Base's- Don't turn around (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPdgGEVlECY&feature=related).
Pooky
03-07-2010, 03:41 PM
I think she is brilliant.
Tpex
03-07-2010, 05:53 PM
Oh i thought it had been cleared up but I can find a straight answer if she is a hermaphrodite or not... not even wikipedia
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/lady-gaga-a-hermaphrodite-say-rumours-on-internet-but-manager-denies-it-says-ridiculous/story-e6frewyr-1225759835796
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/lady-gaga-a-hermaphrodite-say-rumours-on-internet-but-manager-denies-it-says-ridiculous/story-e6frewyr-1225759835796
Madman88
03-07-2010, 06:03 PM
Trying to imagine what an ****** would look like. Sort of like a pair of shorts with a extend section sticking out at 90 degrees from the plain of your ass, to what, catch farts and stuff?
The anatomy of an ******:
http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/medium/Untitled-18.jpg
The anatomy of an ******:
http://mybroadband.co.za/photos/data/500/medium/Untitled-18.jpg
Ockie
05-07-2010, 08:07 AM
THE TICKET TO THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!! :D:D
http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=5111
http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=5111
marine1
05-07-2010, 08:13 AM
Damn she is ugly
ghoti
05-07-2010, 08:22 AM
I really enjoy her music.
Jabberwocky
05-07-2010, 08:24 AM
Queen of pop drivel
Picard
05-07-2010, 08:29 AM
Brilliant businesswoman.
Better than any of you schmucks.
Better than any of you schmucks.
genetic
05-07-2010, 08:37 AM
Damn she is ugly
+ 1 million.
Some here would still tap that ass. :erm:
+ 1 million.
Some here would still tap that ass. :erm:
Picard
05-07-2010, 08:39 AM
Some here would still tap that ass. :erm:
Just pull a bag over her face and hope she doesn't have a bigger penis than you.
Just pull a bag over her face and hope she doesn't have a bigger penis than you.
JK8
05-07-2010, 08:43 AM
Respect to her from myside....
Very talented musician, read a bio on her when she was at that very exclusive music school... she is talented.
I think she just making music that sells, and with all musicians once she finds her feet, I see her producing some good music.
Very talented musician, read a bio on her when she was at that very exclusive music school... she is talented.
I think she just making music that sells, and with all musicians once she finds her feet, I see her producing some good music.
Alan
05-07-2010, 08:49 AM
+ 1 million.
Some here would still tap that ass. :erm:
:sick:
Some here would still tap that ass. :erm:
:sick:
Jola
05-07-2010, 08:52 AM
Well marketed != genius.
Making lots of money = Genius !
Making lots of money = Genius !
Alan
05-07-2010, 08:56 AM
Brilliant businesswoman.
Better than any of you schmucks.
But who would have thought those ludicrous costumes and stupid antics would pay off. Obviously I hold too high an opinion of my fellow earth dwellers......
Better than any of you schmucks.
But who would have thought those ludicrous costumes and stupid antics would pay off. Obviously I hold too high an opinion of my fellow earth dwellers......
Picard
05-07-2010, 09:06 AM
But who would have thought those ludicrous costumes and stupid antics would pay off.
Elvis Presley has been doing it since the sixties. Obviously you learned this very old lesson.
Ludicrous costumes and stupid antics do work!!!
Elvis Presley has been doing it since the sixties. Obviously you learned this very old lesson.
Ludicrous costumes and stupid antics do work!!!
JK8
05-07-2010, 09:08 AM
But who would have thought those ludicrous costumes and stupid antics would pay off. Obviously I hold too high an opinion of my fellow earth dwellers......
Elvis, MJ, Madonna....
Elvis, MJ, Madonna....
zeckzone
05-07-2010, 09:42 AM
I am interested in your title.
I like her song, not her address.
I like her song, not her address.
web
05-07-2010, 09:48 AM
Personally I don't like her music not my taste but I think as a performer and an artist she is brilliant...
JulyRed
05-07-2010, 10:10 AM
I'm not a huge fan of Gaga, but her music is very interesting. At least more original than other modern bands
SlinkyMike
05-07-2010, 10:37 AM
If you have ever dated an art student, the tone and contents of her videos and indeed the music itself will be immediately familiar.
She does explore topics in a typically 'arty' fashion (am talking about things like constructivism; post modernism; etc.) and her songs do also stand up to musical scrutiny, she does employ actual music in the writing of those songs - you may not always hear the devices as clearly as if the songs were performed acoustically for instance but they are in there and this certainly something that sets her apart from the vast majority of pop stars.
She is also an utter genius in terms of 'starchiteture' (her carefully planned and plotted road to fame.)
I don't hang out listening to her tunes and I don't bang that sheet in my car whilst driving fast but as an observer and in answer to the question posed by the OP: I'm leaning toward genius.
She does explore topics in a typically 'arty' fashion (am talking about things like constructivism; post modernism; etc.) and her songs do also stand up to musical scrutiny, she does employ actual music in the writing of those songs - you may not always hear the devices as clearly as if the songs were performed acoustically for instance but they are in there and this certainly something that sets her apart from the vast majority of pop stars.
She is also an utter genius in terms of 'starchiteture' (her carefully planned and plotted road to fame.)
I don't hang out listening to her tunes and I don't bang that sheet in my car whilst driving fast but as an observer and in answer to the question posed by the OP: I'm leaning toward genius.
Lament
05-07-2010, 12:07 PM
http://classicmalema.co.za/malema-hermaphrodite/