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slimothy
05-09-2005, 05:09 PM
:)

Peapod
05-09-2005, 06:09 PM
:)
slimothy, i wish you many hours of happiness here, seriously. As a housewife (not) i have many tips on window treatments and soft furnishings you might be interested in....and a barely used easybake oven :D

bb_matt
05-09-2005, 06:11 PM
rofl @ PP :D

Peapod
05-09-2005, 06:21 PM
Peapod you didn't read the sign on the door.

No members allowed in the house who post threads asking for donations/linking to charities or thanking members who do post such threads.

Just today you have thanked Debbie2 for posting a link to a charity site (http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php?t=26825).

You still haven't learnt your lesson. :p
oh cr@p. you can take the girl out of the charity bit you clearly cant take the charity out of the girl!!!
:o :o :o

WiseCrack
05-09-2005, 06:36 PM
Is there space in the back yard for little old me :o
I bet Ill be right at home here.

Peapod
05-09-2005, 06:38 PM
Is there space in the back yard for little old me :o
I bet Ill be right at home here.
you can come live with me in the dog box....

Simple Twist Of Fate
05-09-2005, 07:20 PM
slim do you mean that you have started your own forum now?

jarr
05-09-2005, 07:40 PM
well, i don't think i'll live here, but i will pop in every now and then to say hi... :)

MaD
05-09-2005, 07:44 PM
When is your ADSL arriving? :D

bb_matt
05-09-2005, 07:45 PM
Can we lock you in and run off with the key ? :D

stoke
05-09-2005, 08:06 PM
/me politely wonders why the walls are painted grey.
/me wonders how many more people can stay in this place.

UtterNutter
05-09-2005, 11:00 PM
Ah, so this is what Peapod meant when she said she is "going underground".

Welcome to underground.

It sucks... sorry Slim, but get a decorator in here quick, because: damn!!!

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:04 PM
When is your ADSL arriving? :D

:eek:
It will be iBurst thank you very much dear!

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:05 PM
you can come live with me in the dog box....


As long as there are no magnets in the dog box Pea - wouldnt want you getting stuck in there :)

UtterNutter
05-09-2005, 11:07 PM
Remind me again: were they steel or brass ones?

pupa
05-09-2005, 11:08 PM
:cool: Pop some bubbly! Serious this looks better, everybody unblocked no fighting I hope we can now bury the differences and return to normal. My apology's if I offended anybody. I did not mean to.... just wanted to get normality and hoped I can get technical assistance from this forum ......which i must admit were sparse up to now. At least we got a spot to voice our unhappiness and request improvements and be sure the Mod's would read this forum. ( Take note RPM, as I see mentioning that You guys cant read all posts At least read this thread always.)

Myrrdin
05-09-2005, 11:09 PM
Stop pushing you guys, I can hardly get in the door myself.

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:10 PM
Remind me again: were they steel or brass ones?

Steel if I recall correctly. Industrial grade :D Me thinks they would be kinda like bearings...

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:11 PM
Stop pushing you guys, I can hardly get in the door myself.

Kinda like 100 ADSL users trying to squeeze down one Telkom 64kbps international capped circuit...

LandyMan
05-09-2005, 11:13 PM
Kinda like 100 ADSL users trying to squeeze down one Telkom 64kbps international capped circuit...
Poor buggers ... luckily I can't get ADSL
/me eyes the flashing lights on the iBurst UTD :confused:

UtterNutter
05-09-2005, 11:14 PM
Oi! My foot!

We need some bouncers standing at the door checking I.D. Oh, BTTB and ic, didn't see you guys standing at the back there. Cool. Some chips and dip?

Myrrdin
05-09-2005, 11:14 PM
Sry Slimothy for this post but I have been busy at work quite a lot since the beginning of the month so only read Myadsl when I am at home.

Bandwidth usage report:

Uploaded: 27.52MB
Downloaded: 73.29MB
Combined Total: 100.81MB

That means I would use 600mb just reading this forum alone.

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:15 PM
Poor buggers ... luckily I can't get ADSL
/me eyes the flashing lights on the iBurst UTD :confused:

Oh good, so we got disco lights for this room as well now :D

LandyMan
05-09-2005, 11:16 PM
Oh good, so we got disco lights for this room as well now :D
Can't have a decent crib without disco lights, I tune you straight laaitie!

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:18 PM
Can't have a decent crib without disco lights, I tune you straight laaitie!

Now we just need some decent tjoons. And not as in "I tjoon you laaitie!".
Oh by the way Landyman, they didnt ask me for my ID at the door. I think we should fire the bouncer :D

LandyMan
05-09-2005, 11:22 PM
Now we just need some decent tjoons. And not as in "I tjoon you laaitie!".
I saw someone wanting to sell some tjoon makers at the neighbours', you know, the REAL off-topic okes. :D



Oh by the way Landyman, they didnt ask me for my ID at the door. I think we should fire the bouncer :D
HAHAHA ... this reminds me of Casper's rip off of The Weakest Link:
"Jy is die domste dr0l, nou f0k0f!" :D

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:24 PM
I saw someone wanting to sell some tjoon makers at the neighbours', you know, the REAL off-topic okes. :D


HAHAHA ... this reminds me of Casper's rip off of The Weakest Link:
"Jy is die domste dr0l, nou f0k0f!" :D


bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. You said it, not me ;) Glad someone got what I was on about :D

LandyMan
05-09-2005, 11:28 PM
You said it, not me ;)
RETRACT RETRACT ... I did not say that, I did not say anything .... the alienz, its them, I promise! :D
Ouch, that probe hurts! :p

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:31 PM
RETRACT RETRACT ... I did not say that, I did not say anything .... the alienz, its them, I promise! :D
Ouch, that probe hurts! :p

Probe? Did you say probe? I think I have figured out now why it burns when you pee :D

stoke
05-09-2005, 11:32 PM
There are no room in this house for an anal probe. Dem things are HUGE.
Slike - anybody gotta CD to put on ?
Like - sum house muzic ?

LandyMan
05-09-2005, 11:34 PM
Probe? Did you say probe? I think I have figured out now why it burns when you pee :D

BWAHAHAHAHA!
Speaking of burns when I pee ... Where's the man of the house, ie Slim :D ... just kidding mate ... but where is he? We are all having one hell of a time in his house, and he's not even here ...

UtterNutter
05-09-2005, 11:35 PM
/me puts on some house tjoons.

Warble Warble Deep Warble.

:D

LandyMan
05-09-2005, 11:35 PM
There are no room in this house for an anal probe. Dem things are HUGE.
Who said anything about an anal probe? :p

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:35 PM
sum house muzic ?

Are you trying to start another flame war stoke???

stoke
05-09-2005, 11:35 PM
Heard sum noise in da bathroom - i'm not going to go and look ...

What - u nolike house music ? Damn - your earz broken or sumfink ?

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:36 PM
Did someone say "anal probe"?????? /me quickly bolts to the kitchen and swallows a fork. Burglar bars for the bottom :D

LandyMan
05-09-2005, 11:37 PM
Warble Warble Deep Warble
O oh, we're in trouble ...

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:37 PM
Heard sum noise in da bathroom - i'm not going to go and look ...

What - u nolike house music ? Damn - your earz broken or sumfink ?

Nah, my ears are just sore. Its from all da shouting on the forum the last couple of days :D

stoke
05-09-2005, 11:38 PM
Did someone say "anal probe"?????? /me quickly bolts to the kitchen and swallows a fork. Burglar bars for the bottom :DSwallowz a FORK - ROFLPIMP and then NMHO. Sigh.
/me shoulda thought of that ...

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:38 PM
/me puts on some house tjoons.

Warble Warble Deep Warble.

:D

:eek: Quick, someone grab the cure CD!

LandyMan
05-09-2005, 11:40 PM
:eek: Quick, someone grab the cure CD!
/me pops in the Norton Antivirus disk
"There, that should cure it" :cool:

stoke
05-09-2005, 11:41 PM
Me peeks in bathroom and blushes.
Sorry um um ... is it miss or mis ?
Seems slim'z not in the bathroom.

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:41 PM
Warble Warble Deep Warble.

Oh feck, its contagious ;)

stoke
05-09-2005, 11:42 PM
Would the slimothy please come home please come home please come home ...

Deep Warble ...

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:42 PM
Me peeks in bathroom and blushes.
Sorry um um ... is it miss or mis ?
Seems slim'z not in the bathroom.

Check the bedroom. Maybe he has taken Michael's advice to heart and is, eh, em, playing with something ;)

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:43 PM
Deep Warble ...

Told ya its contagious...

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:43 PM
Told ya its contagious...

/me leans over and tries to grab Nortons outta landymans clutching grip...

stoke
05-09-2005, 11:44 PM
I know - lets get rpm to post in his house, that'll bring him running like a fruit fly to apricot jam. :p
actually - i've never seen a fruit fly run.

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:44 PM
I know - lets get rpm to post in his house, that'll bring him running like a fruit fly to apricot jam. :p

bwahahahahahahahahahaha

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:47 PM
actually - i've never seen a fruit fly run.

Personally, me neither. But I have seen my stomach run when I have eaten a fruit with flys on it :D

stoke
05-09-2005, 11:50 PM
Were you leaning forwards or backwards, cos both methods have their disadvantages ...
Man this conversation just went down the toilet. * flush *

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:50 PM
*sigh* Its getting late. I am off to bed! Good night y'all...

ScrnScrm
05-09-2005, 11:51 PM
Were you leaning forwards or backwards, cos both methods have their disadvantages ...
Man this conversation just went down the toilet. * flush *

hehehehe. You flushed before I could wipe! Night stoke! B Good.

stoke
05-09-2005, 11:52 PM
You're not going to sleep in slim's bed r u ?
Disgusting.

May the splashes of the flush clean you without giving you a cold.
Gnite.

LandyMan
05-09-2005, 11:53 PM
Its been fun guys (and girl in the dog box). I'm outta here ...
And I'll leave you with a few words of wisdom from South Park:
"Shut your f@#$ng face Uncle f@#$er!" :D

stoke
06-09-2005, 12:00 AM
*stoke passes out on lounge table, resting head in full dog water bowl to prevent hangover*

alacos
06-09-2005, 03:00 AM
Slimothy, I just popped in to wish you happiness in your "new home".

I realise that I'm not exactly your favourite person on the forum right now, so having said that I'll leave this thread for fear of starting you on another rant. I wasn't trying to threaten you (as you seem to think) before, BTW -- but if it really seemed to you that I was then I apologise for it.

Michael Alachouzos.

Vio
06-09-2005, 08:56 AM
So this is the dog box ey ?

LandyMan
06-09-2005, 09:00 AM
So this is the dog box ey ?

If Peapod's here, then yes it is :D

stoke
06-09-2005, 04:16 PM
/me demands a speech from the owner of the house.

GuRu
06-09-2005, 04:19 PM
What happed to the bouncers ? somebodies Ma just gate crashed ?!? :eek: