ThreadKiller X - X marks the spot

[MickeyD]

There's no mention of it anywhere - their drafters are not the smartest tools in the shed.
And I don't think anyone who works there has ever bothered to read the standard contract either...

Best part is that when you draw a line through that clause in the contract they go apeschit. I them ask then to justify the clause; is it a legislative requirement (NCA) or their personal/company's preference? In all cases it's the latter.

[Alan]

Finally managed to figure it out? :p

I assume he's fine, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in a while.

Staring me in the face all the time *facepalm*

[AvatarS]

ava i lis for a braai ...organise a meet :D

Me too. Was thinking of doing one this weekend. But just because I have charcoal and other fire things. And meat I bought for a braai that never happened. But I always struggle to get people together in this city.

[biometrics]

/spur take aways ordered

[MickeyD]

Me too. Was thinking of doing one this weekend. But just because I have charcoal and other fire things. And meat I bought for a braai that never happened. But I always struggle to get people together in this city.
Bloody racist city! :p

[AvatarS]

Staring me in the face all the time *facepalm*

Only took you 2 years and 4 months after it became really obvious :D


Bloody racist city! :p

Just a city of people who cannot commit to plans or be on time :p

[D34M0n7]

/spur take aways ordered

I suck if you share :)

[samr1wp]

Me too. Was thinking of doing one this weekend. But just because I have charcoal and other fire things. And meat I bought for a braai that never happened. But I always struggle to get people together in this city.

/reads and reads and reads

charcoal ...check
meat from nye that i did not braai ..check
ava's meat ...check
people from this city ...check

place and time ....me and the people of the city will come

[D34M0n7]

Has anyone seen Mr. Von Ook The Almighty Threadslayer and wielder of the legendary Banhammer who is also known for his toxic, godlike farts?

[Alan]

Only took you 2 years and 4 months after it became really obvious :D

That long eh.

[AvatarS]

/reads and reads and reads

charcoal ...check
meat from nye that i did not braai ..check
ava's meat ...check
people from this city ...check

place and time ....me and the people of the city will come

I only have half a bag of charcoal. And no grill/tongs/other braai equipment.

No idea...
Think it's still not allowed on Silvermine, which is my preferred choice.
Tokai Forest is creepy.
Perdekloof? Oudekraal? I think they allow it at both of those.

[Korn1]

ava i lis for a breyani ...organise a meet :D

Typical :p

[Alan]

Has anyone seen Mr. Von Ook The Almighty Threadslayer and wielder of the legendary Banhammer who is also known for his toxic, godlike farts?

you could bottle ook farts and inhale it for medicinal purposes

[Helghast]

Mickey... FSCK YOU!

[Alan]

Indians are leaving their homeland to colonise the cape :eek:

[samr1wp]

I only have half a bag of charcoal. And no grill/tongs/other braai equipment.

No idea...
Think it's still not allowed on Silvermine, which is my preferred choice.
Tokai Forest is creepy.
Perdekloof? Oudekraal? I think they allow it at both of those.

i have never been to any of those places think end month im organising with people and ava me will invite


Typical :p

bwahahahahahahahahaah 1st time you ever got me in stitches

/bonding with bro in law ....the life

[D34M0n7]

you could bottle ook farts and inhale it for medicinal purposes

Yup, its the cure to life :p

[AvatarS]

That long eh.

Longest time in one job... I surprise myself.


Indians are leaving their homeland to colonise the cape :eek:

I was here before you.

[samr1wp]

Indians are leaving their homeland to colonise the cape :eek:

yes thats how we roll...you got any daughters ..bring them to me il make a new race :whistle:

[MickeyD]

Mickey... FSCK YOU!
You cannot afford me! :p

[AvatarS]

i have never been to any of those places think end month im organising with people and ava me will invite

Just check with me on dates because I am spending 2 weeks in Joburg this month.

EDIT: See http://sanparks.org.za/parks/table_mountain/tourism/activities.php and http://horizoncot.blogspot.com/2010/12/best-cape-town-picnic-spots.html and http://www.capetownmagazine.com/news/The-best-braai-spots-in-Cape-Town/10_22_11535

[samr1wp]

Just check with me on dates because I am spending 2 weeks in Joburg this month.

EDIT: See http://sanparks.org.za/parks/table_mountain/tourism/activities.php and http://horizoncot.blogspot.com/2010/12/best-cape-town-picnic-spots.html and http://www.capetownmagazine.com/news/The-best-braai-spots-in-Cape-Town/10_22_11535

you are awesome

but knowing my friends ...probably be dec

cheap bunch of furks ...that all earn more than me and dont like going out

[Helghast]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1574954_460s.jpg

[Helghast]

you are awesome

but knowing my friends ...probably be dec

cheap bunch of furks ...that all earn more than me and dont like going out

Are they also indian? :D

[Alan]

I was here before you.

Ah but I was returning home. My family lineage are Capetonians, not from Debbin


yes thats how we roll...you got any daughters ..bring them to me il make a new race :whistle:

Nope. Ava and I can make a new race though.


You cannot afford me! :p

Shame he's that poor. Live in a cardboard box does he?

[Helghast]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1567044_460s.jpg

[Korn1]

Are they also indian? :D

Cuzzies ek se :D

[Helghast]

Yao Ming, Christina Aguilera and Shaquille O’Neal
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1552742_460s.jpg

[samr1wp]

Are they also indian? :D

noo they not thats the thing

[Venomous]

/sits onna clean TK couch

[Alan]

/starts TK couch vibration mechanism

[MickeyD]

Yao Ming, Christina Aguilera and Shaquille O’Neal
She makes a nice armrest / beer stand.

[Venomous]

/starts TK couch vibration mechanism

thanks for the massage :p

[Alan]

She makes a nice armrest / beer stand.

Tripod?

[AvatarS]

you are awesome

but knowing my friends ...probably be dec

cheap bunch of furks ...that all earn more than me and dont like going out

:D

Advice - just set a date and tell people to be there. You'll never come to a decision if you open it up for discussion.


Ah but I was returning home. My family lineage are Capetonians, not from Debbin

Nope. Ava and I can make a new race though.


My family is not from and have never lived in Durban...

Sorry, I'm washing my hair that day.

[samr1wp]

:D

Advice - just set a date and tell people to be there. You'll never come to a decision if you open it up for discussion.
My family is not from and have never lived in Durban...

Sorry, I'm washing my hair that day.

omw next time a girl tells me that i know lol

yeah we end up discussing and nothing comes out of it

[Alan]

local guinea fowl have chicks too now. About ten. They were in a flower bed and when I walked up to them all except one chick moved away quietly to cover. Just that one was left feverishly digging away looking for food. Was only a few centimetres away until it realised it was in 'mortal' danger. It looked up saw none of the family around and let out a scream and ran off :D.

[samr1wp]

cheers people

have a good weekend ...

[Alan]

My family is not from and have never lived in Durban...

Don't deny your heritage.



Sorry, I'm washing my hair that day.

I'll wash it. Be so romantic :love:

[D34M0n7]

cheers people

have a good weekend ...

Baai!

[Korn1]

cheers people

have a good weekend ...

You too,be safe dude

[MickeyD]

local guinea fowl have chicks too now. About ten. They were in a flower bed and when I walked up to them all except one chick moved away quietly to cover. Just that one was left feverishly digging away looking for food. Was only a few centimetres away until it realised it was in 'mortal' danger. It looked up saw none of the family around and let out a scream and ran off :D.
Scaring off the baby chicks again????

[Alan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62ew_Cuu7bA

[Alan]

Scaring off the baby chicks again????

one threw a party last night fscking bass. Parents must have been away

[AvatarS]

Don't deny your heritage.

I'll wash it. Be so romantic :love:

Can't deny it - I have very detailed accounts of my heritage, and none of my forefathers went anywhere near the place ;)

Sorry, don't have one of those chair-basin set-ups.

[spiderz]

back from lunch!!! :D

[MickeyD]

one threw a party last night fscking bass. Parents must have been away
Did you invite yourself over? Or at least send the drone across....


Sorry, don't have one of those chair-basin set-ups.
Not an insurmountable problem for ouma...

[D34M0n7]

back from lunch!!! :D

WHAT!? Did you eat?...

[spiderz]

ok, tyme for home!!! :D

[spiderz]

WHAT!? Did you eat?...

Pizza and quite a few beers it seems ... :D
one of the guys at works birthday :p

[MickeyD]

WHAT!? Did you eat?...
Eat? Who eats at lunch time? You flippen DRINK!!!

[Alan]

Did you invite yourself over? Or at least send the drone across....

Yeah a bunch of kommin schoolgirls, vindgat boys and mind-numbingly awful "music". Lovely

Had better things to do. Like work on my shrine to Ava

[D34M0n7]

Pizza and quite a few beers it seems ... :D
one of the guys at works birthday :p

It seems?

How much did you drink? :p


Eat? Who eats at lunch time? You flippen DRINK!!!

I'm all out of Cabernet Sauvignon... How am I supposed to drink at lunch!

Merlot is not a lunch wine!

[tsume]

/returns

[biometrics]

New version of Tapatalk HD for iPad, let's see if it works ...

[spiderz]

It seems?

How much did you drink? :p


A few beers...lost count at 6 i think ... : P


I'm all out of Cabernet Sauvignon... How am I supposed to drink at lunch!

Merlot is not a lunch wine!

Lol :D

[D34M0n7]

/returns Lube

Didn't it keep you gliding long enough?

[Alan]

chew-me is your maid white?

[MickeyD]

chew-me is your maid white?
Mine is...



/tells Mac



/RUNS...

[Alan]

Are Scots classified as white :confused:

[D34M0n7]

Are Scots classified as white :confused:

Mostly ginger... or inferior

Same thing really :twisted:

[Alan]

Off to the beach to work off the boep.

The other day a chick pointed out "you've gotta double chin" :eek:

[MickeyD]

Off to the beach to work off the boep.

The other day a chick pointed out "you've gotta double chin" :eek:
Would have been even worse if you were nekkid at the time! :D

[biometrics]

New version of Tapatalk HD for iPad, let's see if it works ...

POS ran out of resources in 10 minutes. Fail coders!

[tsume]

chew-me is your maid white?

We have no maid. She left before Christmas...we called her some days ago asking why she hasn't come in and told us she is not coming back

[D34M0n7]

Would have been even worse if you were nekkid at the time! :D

Fat people can wear their fat as a kind of skirt.

[Helghast]

chew-me is your maid white?

Lol and this?

[Venomous]

Mine is...



/tells Mac



/RUNS...
/gives Mac a big cast iron frying pan

it works well

[tsume]

A touch phone in 1993 with email cabilities
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Simon?1

[D34M0n7]

/gives Mac a big cast iron frying pan

it works well

Yup, good idea! She should cook McD a meal!

Way to go! V- Putting women in their rightful place. Since 2012.

[biometrics]

A touch phone in 1993 with email cabilities
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Simon?1

Your point?

Things were rocking in '93 man!

[Helghast]

Your point?

Things were rocking in '93 man!

Yeah!

[D34M0n7]

A touch phone in 1993 with email cabilities
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Simon?1


The Simon had an optional PCMCIA memory card.

Epic.

[MickeyD]

Yup, good idea! She should cook McD a meal!

Way to go! V- Putting women in their rightful place. Since 2012.
I wanted my normal "hot dog Friday" but Mac insisted on a cooked meal. Told I'd be happy for her to cook tonight. WIN!

[biometrics]

Yeah!

Serious. We had Windows 3.1, decent speed and graphics, internet access, cell phones ...

[MickeyD]

/wants maid. NAO!

http://powip.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jbs_french_maid.jpg

[MickeyD]

Serious. We had Windows 3.1, decent speed and graphics, internet access, cell phones ...
Was there not a Nokia or Siemens or maybe Motorola that could do email, etc. that as well?

[D34M0n7]

I wanted my normal "hot dog Friday" but Mac insisted on a cooked meal. Told I'd be happy for her to cook tonight. WIN!



/wants maid. NAO!



Show Mac that :p

You won't eat cooked meals for a month!

[MickeyD]

Showed Mac this one... told her to go buy the outfit.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmwxeyuwMl1qkt6z2o1_500.jpg

I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.... :cry:

[D34M0n7]

Showed Mac this one... told her to go buy the outfit.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmwxeyuwMl1qkt6z2o1_500.jpg

I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.... :cry:

Haha!

You should buy the outfit and wear it for her! LOL!

Smexy ;)

[biometrics]

Was their not a Nokia or Siemens or maybe Motorola that could do email, etc. that as well?

Don't recall. Email was patchy at best then. I recall emailing my cv to agencies in '95/6 and most never got it or didn't know they had an email address.

[MickeyD]

When DRUNK:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pY6xTtErk3U/ToSNP0yD_SI/AAAAAAAAAMg/MrH-wpgXS7k/s1600/french+maid.jpg


When SOBER:

http://www.fantasiawear.com/ImagesModelPlus/CP-RX01507-2031-french-maid.jpg

[AvatarS]

Don't recall. Email was patchy at best then. I recall emailing my cv to agencies in '95/6 and most never got it or didn't know they had an email address.

I do remember not many people having computers back then, let alone the internet. My friends would come over and be astounded by what you could find online.
The only people I'd email back then were people I'd met online, so they all did have email :P

[satanboy]

/finished first beer

[D34M0n7]

Its what drives men to alcoholism...

[D34M0n7]

/finished first beer

Unwashed savage!

I shall smite you with my wine!

/throws glass of wine on SB

[satanboy]

Unwashed savage!

I shall smite you with my wine!

/throws glass of wine on SB

/licks wine off nipples....hmmmm

got more?

[biometrics]

/finished first beer

Six but that was since lunch

[D34M0n7]

I have no antacid... Ate some weird meat balls now I got heart burn :(

[MickeyD]

Six but that was since lunch
Couple more... since before lunch!

[D34M0n7]

/licks wine off nipples....hmmmm

got more?

/watches proudly

I have accomplished something good today, I made a savage civilized!

/hands SB a bottle of 1998 Merlot

[biometrics]

I have no antacid... Ate some weird meat balls now I got heart burn :(

Bicarb from kitchen?

[satanboy]

/watches proudly

I have accomplished something good today, I made a savage civilized!

/hands SB a bottle of 1998 Merlot

Which farm?....I am not any old civilized savage you know.

[D34M0n7]

Bicarb from kitchen?

How much to take?

[satanboy]

Six but that was since lunch

Yeah, but some of us had to wek at eork today.

[D34M0n7]

Which farm?....I am not any old civilized savage you know.

I don't know! Its french! The whole of France is one big fsuking farm! or at least they fsuk like farm animals!

[biometrics]

How much to take?

You're the chemist, figure it out (or ask Google)

[D34M0n7]

You're the chemist, figure it out (or ask Google)

I'd mix just less than half a teaspoon in with water.

I do not google doses!

[Helghast]

On the phone with Romans pizza.. I am used to them asking thick or thin base... this time they say traditional or pan... Had no idea wtf they were... so went with traditional...

[biometrics]

On the phone with Romans pizza.. I am used to them asking thick or thin base... this time they say traditional or pan... Had no idea wtf they were... so went with traditional...

Haven't seen pan in ages, that's like half an inch of dough.

[satanboy]

I don't know! Its french! The whole of France is one big fsuking farm! or at least they fsuk like farm animals!

Aah French Merlot...a bit light in the pants. Prefer the stuff from Stellenbosch or Franschhoek.

[biometrics]

I'd mix just less than half a teaspoon in with water.

I do not google doses!

Or less. They use this stuff in, erm, making bread and shrt.

[biometrics]

Aah French Merlot...a bit light in the pants. Prefer the stuff from Stellenbosch or Franschhoek.

Extra 2% and purple tongue.

[MickeyD]

/points Bio to -> http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/393999-Article-Malema-wants-to-see-white-domestic-workers-in-SA-in-next-10-years?p=7504961&viewfull=1#post7504961

[D34M0n7]

Aah French Merlot...a bit light in the pants. Prefer the stuff from Stellenbosch or Franschhoek.

Names. I need names! :D

[D34M0n7]

Or less. They use this stuff in, erm, making bread and shrt.

Oh... I thought it was used during the Stalinist purges as an elaborate disguise...


Extra 2% and purple tongue.

Purple Tongue is awesome!

[MickeyD]

Won't post this in rpm's maid thread...

http://www.rabbitsreviews.com/blog/porn/hot%20french%20maid.jpg

[Helghast]

UCT med applicants are already learning their fate... just a matter of time...

[copacetic]

http://i.imgur.com/wyZ2y.jpg?6274

[Helghast]

LOL!

[satanboy]

Names. I need names! :D

Asara
Van Loveren
Villiera
Durbanville Hills
Boschendal

[biometrics]

[QUOTE=copacetic;7505009]

is funny

[D34M0n7]

Asara
Van Loveren
Villiera
Durbanville Hills
Boschendal

Hoki! Thank you Thank you!

[biometrics]

Hoki! Thank you Thank you!

Psst, maybe skip the Durbanville Hills, though good, it's mass produced.

[D34M0n7]

Psst, maybe skip the Durbanville Hills, though good, it's mass produced.

Name seemed familiar. Whats wrong with mass production? Brings down the price of a good tasting wine!

[MickeyD]

Asara
Van Loveren
Villiera
Durbanville Hills
Boschendal

Meerlust
Anura
Arabella
Backsberg
Boland Kelder
Creation Wines
De Trafford
Durbanville Hills Rhinofields
Eagles Nest
+ + + + + plenty!

[MickeyD]

Psst, maybe skip the Durbanville Hills, though good, it's mass produced.
Not the Durbanville Hills Rhinofields Merlot ...

[biometrics]

Name seemed familiar. Whats wrong with mass production? Brings down the price of a good tasting wine!

Just saying. You have a choice of something like 1,000 wine farms in the cape. I have no idea how many, but there's a crap load.

[copacetic]

http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/286387-Musician-s-thread?p=7505029&viewfull=1#post7505029

[satanboy]

Name seemed familiar. Whats wrong with mass production? Brings down the price of a good tasting wine!

Yup. that.

[MickeyD]

Names. I need names! :D

http://www.cybercellar.com/South%20Africa/Wine/wine_list.asp?pageNo=1&selVarietal=8&VarietalName=Merlot

[biometrics]

Feel like reactivating some threads ...

[D34M0n7]

I have nederburg merlot downstairs. Another one too can't remember the name or type.

[D34M0n7]

http://www.cybercellar.com/South%20Africa/Wine/wine_list.asp?pageNo=1&selVarietal=8&VarietalName=Merlot

Bookmarked. Thanks :D

[Rosaudio]

Something must be wrong with me if im waking up at 5pm.. :erm:

[Helghast]

Yup. that.

What's bad about that?

[satanboy]

But this is my favourite at the moment.

Warwick: The First Lady

(Cabernet Sauvignon)


Winemakers comments: The wine has a deep and intense ruby red colour. The nose reveals lots of red berries and sweet black cherries, complemented by sweet vanilla and chocolate oak background. The smooth ripe, round tannins make this wine easy to drink while still retaining a full body. The balanced acid creates a firm finish that is complemented by a lingering sweetness.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2CDtxxoncOM/TFqMOYZqWZI/AAAAAAAABbI/y3pG6H_k2r4/s1600/2-small.jpg

[Helghast]

Something must be wrong with me if im waking up at 5pm.. :erm:

:erm: What time did you sleep?

[satanboy]

What's bad about that?

No, that is good.

[Rosaudio]

:erm: What time did you sleep?

5am

I'm still jetlagged.

[Helghast]

No, that is good.

Then why's Bio saying the product is bad?

[D34M0n7]

But this is my favourite at the moment.

Warwick: The First Lady

(Cabernet Sauvignon)



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2CDtxxoncOM/TFqMOYZqWZI/AAAAAAAABbI/y3pG6H_k2r4/s1600/2-small.jpg

Where do you buy that?

Cabernet Sauvignon is my favorite.

[D34M0n7]

NO! Noooooooooo!

A mod LOCKED my thread (http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/393989-The-Prophecy-An-act-of-Mod)!

:mad:

[The_Librarian]

NO! Noooooooooo!

A mod LOCKED my thread (http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/393989-The-Prophecy-An-act-of-Mod)!

:mad:

Prophecy fail :p


/goes off for #Sabbath

[biometrics]

5am

I'm still jetlagged.

You didn't change time zone, something else perhaps?

[biometrics]

Then why's Bio saying the product is bad?

It's not bad. Just saying there are many smaller interesting farms.

[D34M0n7]

Oh, I've also got a bottle of allesverloren and beyerskloof.

[Korn1]

Geez like 26K for my dads volvo service :eek: Dad told them he would do the fog light himself,they wanted to charge R20 for the bulb and R120 for labour

[D34M0n7]

Prophecy fail :p


/goes off for #Sabbath

I'll give you cheese if you delete my thread :D

[satanboy]

Where do you buy that?

Cabernet Sauvignon is my favorite.

Checkers, believe it or not. R60 a bottle.

[D34M0n7]

Meh. Give it 10 years... The thread will be deleted and I will win!

[biometrics]

And bwana locked the did helghast win. Meh.

[D34M0n7]

Checkers, believe it or not.

Checkers! Selling a bottle of 2006 Cabernet Sauvignon!?

I know where I'm going tomorrow!

[MickeyD]

Checkers! Selling a bottle of 2006 Cabernet Sauvignon!?

I know where I'm going tomorrow!
You pick up some great bargains between them and Pick 'n Pay...

[D34M0n7]

I got a bottle of this (http://www.allesverloren.co.za/wines#tabs-2) waiting to be opened. From what I've heard its pretty good.

[satanboy]

Checkers! Selling a bottle of 2006 Cabernet Sauvignon!?

I know where I'm going tomorrow!

Ok, it may not be 2006...2010. Still smooth though.

[Rosaudio]

Wine sucks

[tsume]

so whats everyone up to

[biometrics]

Ok, it may not be 2006...2010.

Just age it :p

[MickeyD]

Amy Winehouse sucks
Not any more...

[biometrics]

so whats everyone up to

Dinner, movies, forums. At home.

[Helghast]

pizza has arrived!

[Bobbin]

so whats everyone up to

Watchin the game, having a Bud.

[D34M0n7]

Just age it :p

What? In the microwave-time-machine-ubernator-device-mega-ager?

[satanboy]

What? In the microwave-time-machine-ubernator-device-mega-ager?

No, put it in your cupboard and watch it for 4 years. ;)

[tsume]

Watchin the game, having a Bud.

waaaaasssssssssssss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppp

[satanboy]

almost whiskey time...

[Bobbin]

waaaaasssssssssssss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppp

:D

True.

[satanboy]

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/389986_257574240976874_239968462737452_666804_1378 813564_n.jpg

[copacetic]

And bwana locked the did helghast win. Meh.

I'm curious why he did that.

[Korn1]

Why is demon banned?

[satanboy]

Why is demon banned?

who dat?

[MickeyD]

Why is demon banned?
/glances to top right corner of monitor...

/no infractions today (yet)

[copacetic]

Why is demon banned?

WTF. :wtf:

There must be a mod ****ing with him.

[Rosaudio]

Why is demon banned?

What the actual ****?!?! :mad:

[satanboy]

Why is demon banned?

Oh you mean, D34M0n7

feck...I hope it is a joke.

[MickeyD]

might be an automatic ban after reaching the infraction limit...

[biometrics]

What?

[satanboy]

I know there is at least one mod without a sense of humour...:whistle:

[Bobbin]

He did not predict that one coming

[satanboy]

http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/394023-D34M0n7

[Rosaudio]

Someone start a thread

[MickeyD]

I know there is at least one mod without a sense of humour...:whistle:
Or just the opposite... he did not prophesy that one!!!

[Korn1]

I know there is at least one mod without a sense of humour...:whistle:

Dare you 2 name him :D

[satanboy]

Dare you 2 name him :D

antowan

what is he going to do? Ban me because I said he has no sense of humour?

[Bobbin]

Desmond is a cool chap. Must unbanhammer.

[Rosaudio]

Im ****ing pee'd off at this right now.

[satanboy]

Desmond is a cool chap. Must unbanhammer.

TuTu?

[Korn1]

antowan

what is he going to do? Ban me because I said he has no sense of humour?
Hey guys,satanboy is banned :D

[biometrics]

What I find problematic is that ppl are getting behind the scenes infractions and we are not aware of it.

[Helghast]

No seriously wtf? Why's he banned? He was a cool oke... if he got an infraction for that thread then :mad:

[Helghast]

No seriously wtf? Why's he banned? He was a cool oke... if he got an infraction for that thread then :mad:

I can imagine many more people who should get banned above Demon... has anyone ever seen Demon post something infraction worthy?

[satanboy]

Hey guys,satanboy is banned :D

lol

[MickeyD]

What I find problematic is that ppl are getting behind the scenes infractions and we are not aware of it.
It's what we were posting about a week or so ago. If someone steps out of line, make a post in that thread and tell him/her. If the post was infraction worthy, then the rest of us would know where the line was drawn.

[satanboy]

I can imagine many more people who should get banned above Demon... has anyone ever seen Demon post something infraction worthy?

never

[Helghast]

It's what we were posting about a week or so ago. If someone steps out of line, make a post in that thread and tell him/her. If the post was infraction worthy, then the rest of us would know where the line was drawn.

What's this?

[Helghast]

anyway to change this... Copa you here? Maybe you can give Bwana sexual favours like last time. :whistle:

[biometrics]

What's this?

I wasn't part of that conversation, but to me, how are we supposed to learn if we don't know who gets punished and for what reason.

[Bobbin]

No look now it can't be serious. Maybe just a joke.

[Helghast]

I wasn't part of that conversation, but to me, how are we supposed to learn if we don't know who gets punished and for what reason.
This place gives infractions according to what the mod thinks, it's BS!
So if one person say atheists suck one mod could not see it so that person won't get an infraction
But another might say the same thing but the one mod saw this post and gives the person an infraction... it's all about where a mod is, their mood and their beliefs. There is no rule book and guidelines.

[Helghast]

No look now it can't be serious. Maybe just a joke.

pretty sh*tty joke.

[satanboy]

Got this from D34M0n7


Actually just started working on an ALT account to post what was happening in TK...

I have NO idea. One second I'm viewing a page and next "BANNED DUE TO TROLLING". So yea, its a temp ban though. Back on the 13th :p

I've never gotten an infarction or warning before... so its quite odd being banned straight out like that. Always had a spotless record :(

Didn't think any honest humor like my prophecy thread could lead to something like this.

[biometrics]

A public infraction counter would solve that to an extent.

[Helghast]

This place gives infractions according to what the mod thinks, it's BS!
So if one person say atheists suck one mod could not see it so that person won't get an infraction
But another might say the same thing but the one mod saw this post and gives the person an infraction... it's all about where a mod is, their mood and their beliefs. There is no rule book and guidelines.

That's the problem with forum moderation.

[biometrics]

Not banned, suspended.

[Helghast]

Got this from D34M0n7

Banned due to Trolling! HTF is he banned but that bubba guy is still around!

[Helghast]

On another forum I'm on all the mods are quite chilled, except for one who I regularly but heads with. They really only ban/give infractions for excessive racism (Which you hardly see) clones/bots and excessive trolling... you hardly see bans... but it is smaller than this forum.

[copacetic]

Banned due to Trolling! HTF is he banned but that bubba guy is still around!

Good ****ing point.

W.T.F.

[Helghast]

A public infraction counter would solve that to an extent.

Like where an editing of a post says "This post has caused the poster to get an infraction"

[Helghast]

That's why I spend most of my time here in TK... much much less chance to get an infraction since really only one mod comes here and it's a "troll zone"

[Korn1]

Got this from D34M0n7

What was the thread about? Seriously they could just delete it,not temp ban him

[Helghast]

What was the thread about? Seriously they could just delete it,not temp ban him

It was a thread prophesying what a mod would do next.. he prophesied that that thread would be deleted... how is that any different from the "Next thread to be locked" thread I have no idea!

[Rosaudio]

I've posted threads completely in an entire different language before and never got an infraction, Helghi has posted a thread calling for me to be banned and didnt get an infraction (hopefully :p)

I've posted worse threads than that and never got any reaction.. the system is BS.

We are the 99%!

[satanboy]

Banned due to Trolling! HTF is he banned but that bubba guy is still around!

Maybe he gives head?

[Venomous]

:wtf: is going on?

[copacetic]

It was a thread prophesying what a mod would do next.. he prophesied that that thread would be deleted... how is that any different from the "Next thread to be locked" thread I have no idea!

As you say though, there are posters who regularly post absolute inflammatory trolling bollocks, like that bubba oke, and get away with it no problem.

[Korn1]

Maybe we should vote for who should be mods.

ook first on the list obviously :p

[Korn1]

It was a thread prophesying what a mod would do next.. he prophesied that that thread would be deleted... how is that any different from the "Next thread to be locked" thread I have no idea!

I have seen worse threads

[satanboy]

As you say though, there are posters who regularly post absolute inflammatory trolling bollocks, like that bubba oke, and get away with it no problem.

or news24

[Venomous]

:confused:

[biometrics]

Maybe we should vote for who should be mods.

ook first on the list obviously :p

This is a private company and they can appoint who they want but a fair/open/public infraction system is overdue.

[satanboy]

less nazi mods

[Korn1]

This is a private company and they can appoint who they want but a fair/open/public infraction system is overdue.

I was not being serious :D But you are right,I got an infraction for 'racism' or something and I bet the mod never read the whole thread

[Korn1]

:confused:

Oh sorry V

Kitchen that way----->

[Venomous]

has everyone gone ape-shyte-mad????

[Venomous]

Oh sorry V

Kitchen that way----->

/points @ 3 pickle jars
2 containing nads
1 prostate...

:rolleyes:

[satanboy]

has everyone gone ape-shyte-mad????

Not me.








I've always been nuts.

[Korn1]

/points @ 3 pickle jars
2 containing nads
1 prostate...

:rolleyes:

:cry: can I have them back for my bday:cry:

[Venomous]

there's been all these emo threads over the last while & now even the mods seem to be all emo.

/don't want whatever they took to be all emo

[Venomous]

:cry: can I have them back for my bday:cry:
only if you want them minced & cooked.

[Helghast]

:confused:

Demon was temp banned for ridiculous reasons.

[satanboy]

I think the mod that temp banned him should be banned.

[Bobbin]

This **** just compounds reasons why for a very long time I don't support these forums anymore or even try to.

[Venomous]

I think the mod that temp banned him should be banned.
''unmodded'' for a week will also do

[Korn1]

there's been all these emo threads over the last while & now even the mods seem to be all emo.

/don't want whatever they took to be all emo

I dont mind emo threads hey,it is easier to express problems etc over the net and get that frustration out.

[MickeyD]

/ponders penning an appeal to Da Bossman

[satanboy]

/ponders penning an appeal to Da Bossman

We support you.

This ban is as stupid as the swear filter.

[copacetic]

/ponders penning an appeal to Da Bossman

They had better react to this in some manner, otherwise I will lose confidence in speaking my mind on this forum in the future.

Without sounding too presumptuous, the powers that be must remember the forum is nothing without its members.

[copacetic]

We support you.

This ban is as stupid as the swear filter.

No, the swear filter is irritating, but understandable, given the nature and audience of the website.

[satanboy]

The 2012 DAKAR overall results atm:

1) Mini
2) MIni
3) Mini

Seems like I should sell my BMW and go back to the Mini....my wife will love me very much.

[biometrics]

No, the swear filter is irritating, but understandable, given the nature and audience of the website.

As stated earlier, we need a fair/open/public infraction system.

If someone is out of line (based on published rules) then I'd like to know and learn from it.

[biometrics]

The 2012 DAKAR overall results atm:

1) Mini
2) MIni
3) Mini

Seems like I should sell my BMW and go back to the Mini....my wife will love me very much.

Those X's are ugly.

[Helghast]

We support you.

This ban is as stupid as the swear filter.
I also support.
Worse.

[Helghast]

As stated earlier, we need a fair/open/public infraction system.

If someone is out of line (based on published rules) then I'd like to know and learn from it.

But like I've said before it all matters on the mod and his mood. a post one day could be fine but the next could get an infraction due to a certain mod seeing it.
Most mods here use their emotions and beliefs not logic.

[tsume]

jeez you guys are taking this mod closing threads too seriously.
even i would have closed some of threads which poped up this week

[satanboy]

Those X's are ugly.

Hey! My X1 is sexy.

[Helghast]

jeez you guys are taking this mod closing threads too seriously.
even i would have closed some of threads which poped up this week

Demon was temp banned because of his thread, that was basically the last straw.

[satanboy]

jeez you guys are taking this mod closing threads too seriously.
even i would have closed some of threads which poped up this week

I think you are missing the point. D34M0n7 was BANNED.

[copacetic]

But like I've said before it all matters on the mod and his mood. a post one day could be fine but the next could get an infraction due to a certain mod seeing it.
Most mods here use their emotions and beliefs not logic.

It's ****ing stupid, I made a joke comment at a forum friend and got a warning for abusive language or something stupid. Both I and the person in question told the mods it was clearly a joke, and they upheld it, because it could be misconstrued as offensive.

How ****ing illogical do you get?

[biometrics]

But like I've said before it all matters on the mod and his mood. a post one day could be fine but the next could get an infraction due to a certain mod seeing it.
Most mods here use their emotions and beliefs not logic.

"based on published rules"

[tsume]

never knew daemon was banned. what was the thread?

[satanboy]

It's ****ing stupid, I made a joke comment at a forum friend and got a warning for abusive language or something stupid. Both I and the person in question told the mods it was clearly a joke, and they upheld it, because it could be misconstrued as offensive.

How ****ing illogical do you get?

Moronic or Malemonic

[biometrics]

I think you are missing the point. D34M0n7 was BANNED.

Truth be told, suspended until the 13th.

[MickeyD]

Ease off, colleagues...

Take a step back for a while.

[Rosaudio]

Hey! My X1 is sexy.

X1? :sick:

[biometrics]

Hey! My X1 is sexy.

But you don't have kids?!

:p

[biometrics]

Ease off, colleagues...

Take a step back for a while.

Since you have the ear, please request a better more transparent system.

[copacetic]

Ease off, colleagues...

Take a step back for a while.

I'm pissed off. I invest a lot of time in this forum (the merits of doing so are very debatable, but nevertheless. :p), and it's very important to me that there is some level of accountability when mods make clearly incorrect decisions.

[Mr. Temporary]

Ease off, colleagues...

Take a step back for a while.

Agreed, don't get yourselves in trouble over this idiotic D34M0n7 whats his face. He made a mistake. He gets to live with it. Life carries on.

I'm sure he'll be lurking around once in a while, catching up on the news and events.

[copacetic]

Agreed, don't get yourselves in trouble over this idiotic D34M0n7 whats his face. He made a mistake. He gets to live with it. Life carries on.

I'm sure he'll be lurking around once in a while, catching up on the news and events.

What mistake did this person make? Do you think there is an aspect to the story we are missing?