ThreadKiller X - X marks the spot

[MickeyD]

Even if it weren't a TV recording it would still be bad. A friend of mine listens to 60's music and the quality is awful. Hell even with 80's music you can hear the difference.
Yeah, they had real state of the art recording studios in the 50's...

What you need to remember is that musicians from the 50/60's made more money from live appearances than music sales due to prohibitive production costs.

[satanboy]

I was so tired now, I was struggling to breathe...

gardening is damn hard work...no wonder I dislike it.

[Alan]

Love the show...wife doesn't.

and Frontline Battle Machines?

They packed Mike Brewer and sent him off to Afghanistan. From selling old refurbished second hand cars to almost being killed in Afghanistan lol

[Human]

Hello Alan!

[satanboy]

and Frontline Battle Machines?

They packed Mike Brewer and sent him off to Afghanistan. From selling old refurbished second hand cars to almost being killed in Afghanistan lol

Nope, I haven't watched that.

[Alan]

Hello Alan!

Greetings homo sapien

[Knyro]

Damn it people in the house won't fsck off and I need a fap :mad:

[Alan]

Nope, I haven't watched that.

Watched it last night. The pilot of the Chinook he was in was shot in the head and a Hydraulics line was severed. Pilot survived thanks to his helmet. :wtf:

[MickeyD]

/greets Corporate Agent H

[Alan]

lfc playing tonight McD

[MickeyD]

lfc playing tonight McD
Yep... and again on Tuesday. http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/392415-This-weekend-s-live-sport-on-DSTV-30-December-2011-3-January-2012

[Human]

Morning McD.

I see that we are running through TK's.

[InSanity]

JHB pta peoples whats your plans for new years ?

[InSanity]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/1316169_700b.jpg

[Alan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI1r-D2B3SI

[Alan]

Yep... and again on Tuesday. http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/392415-This-weekend-s-live-sport-on-DSTV-30-December-2011-3-January-2012

I'd take another 7 goal thriller. Get to see some goals for a change

[samr1wp]

I'd take another 7 goal thriller. Get to see some goals for a change

Please please LIv beat that city furkers .....

[MickeyD]

@Alan - one of the RnR greats! What I enjoy about old music is that there were no synthesizers or "sound manipulating equipment" - what you heard was what was generated by the musicians themselves.

[satanboy]

@Alan - one of the RnR greats! What I enjoy about old music is that there were no synthesizers or "sound manipulating equipment" - what you heard was what was generated by the musicians themselves.

I disagree. Sounds from a synth or computer was created/generated by a person.

But I am a purist...I prefer the two rocks being bashed together...now that is REAL music. ;)

[satanboy]

@Alan - one of the RnR greats! What I enjoy about old music is that there were no synthesizers or "sound manipulating equipment" - what you heard was what was generated by the musicians themselves.

That very same argument was used when artists went over from acoustic guitars to electric. Just saying. Music is music....as long as YOU like it who cares where it came from or how it was manufactured?

[MickeyD]

I disagree. Sounds from a synth or computer was created/generated by a person.

But I am a purist...I prefer the two rocks being bashed together...now that is REAL music. ;)
You missed the "old" part...

There's a time and place for every type of music. Earlier this morning I pulled out the old Rank1 - Symsonic cd...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnxxsdBQ4A

[satanboy]

You missed the "old" part...

There's a time and place for every type of music. Earlier this morning I pulled out the old Rank1 - Symsonic cd...
...

Kraftwerk made amazing electronic music in the early 70's. So to me that is old music, maybe not you. It all a matter of viewpoint. :)


Before electronic music, there was a growing desire for composers to use emerging technologies for musical purposes. Several instruments were created that employed electromechanical designs and they paved the way for the later emergence of electronic instruments. An electromechanical instrument called the Telharmonium (sometimes Teleharmonium or Dynamophone) was developed by Thaddeus Cahill in the years 1898–1912. However, simple inconvenience hindered the adoption of the Telharmonium, due to its immense size. The first electronic instrument is often viewed to be the Theremin, invented by Professor Léon Theremin circa 1919–1920. Other early electronic instruments include the Croix Sonore, invented in 1926 by Nikolai Obukhov, and the Ondes Martenot, which was most famously used in the Turangalîla-Symphonie by Olivier Messiaen as well as other works by him. The Ondes Martenot was also used by other, primarily French, composers such as [[Andre Andre Jolivet]]

[MickeyD]

Kraftwerk made amazing electronic music in the early 70's. So to me that is old music, maybe not you. It all a matter of viewpoint. :)
I have 2 or 3 Kraftwerk cds... strangely enough Mac enjoys them as well! :p

[MickeyD]

Cool story! http://www.channel24.co.za/Music/News/Drake-sings-karaoke-with-fan-20111229

[satanboy]

I have 2 or 3 Kraftwerk cds... strangely enough Mac enjoys them as well! :p

I have this epic 2 disk dvd of their live performances in 2004.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Lmp3ZxdxL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[MickeyD]

I have this epic 2 disk dvd of their live performances in 2004.
Same! Also have the cd... (min/max)

[MickeyD]

Needed a spare mouse (spare now in use) so I picked this one up for a mere R80! http://www.cnet.com.au/verbatim-rapier-v1-339296494.htm

[samr1wp]

SB have you been to moyo in blouberg

[InSanity]

Needed a spare mouse (spare now in use) so I picked this one up for a mere R80! http://www.cnet.com.au/verbatim-rapier-v1-339296494.htm

Nice !!! from where !!!

[MickeyD]

Nice !!! from where !!!
My "consumables" shop in PE. Best retail prices on cds, dvds, covers, etc. http://www.approvedlocal.co.za/printer-cartridge-kwik-serve-cc-38607.html

[MickeyD]

Off to the pub... ciao!

[Helghast]

Wow I wake up to a new TK.

[satanboy]

SB have you been to moyo in blouberg

Yep. The first two visits were amazing. The third: we walked in, taken to table, menus supplied...nobody came back...20 minutes later we walked out. I said thank you to the front desk staff...she smiled...I said "for absolutely no service". I sent a email of complaint. Never received an answer.

[Shake&Bake]

News of the day in Century City - Cobra stalks security guard.
That dude is now out of his cubicle sitting in the sun with a wide view angle of any "oncoming traffic" :D.

Never seen them this alert :rolleyes:

[Mila]

I want curry.

[samr1wp]

Yep. The first two visits were amazing. The third: we walked in, taken to table, menus supplied...nobody came back...20 minutes later we walked out. I said thank you to the front desk staff...she smiled...I said "for absolutely no service". I sent a email of complaint. Never received an answer.

cause some friends want to go there but they not muslim friendly so yeah

[InSanity]

Hometime KKTHXBAI I LOVE YOU and have an awesoem new years all !!!!!

[Helghast]

News of the day in Century City - Cobra stalks security guard.
That dude is now out of his cubicle sitting in the sun with a wide view angle of any "oncoming traffic" :D.

Never seen them this alert :rolleyes:

Is that a mall?

[biometrics]

Is that a mall?

Canal Walk is the mall in Century City.

[AvatarS]

cause some friends want to go there but they not muslim friendly so yeah

The one at Spier is halaal, IIRC.
EDIT: Or the chicken was if the rest of it wasn't. It's been a while since I've been there...

[samr1wp]

The one at Spier is halaal, IIRC.
EDIT: Or the chicken was if the rest of it wasn't. It's been a while since I've been there...

thank you ...yeah will have a look at the menu and ask

[Helghast]

In plett there were these guys skeefing us and it looked like they wanted to mug us but then we quickly entered a place with lighting (steers) and people around so they stopped and waited for us. We were quite worried and asked these 2 cops in their cars to either transport us to our location Which was literally down the road or drive along us while we walk there (We told them of our situation). They said something like they were on a break or they don't patrol that zone so they couldn't help us... Is that a valid normal reason or is that just laziness!?

[AvatarS]

thank you ...yeah will have a look at the menu and ask

And you get to sit in a treehouse :D

It's buffet style. I seem to recall a lot of non-meat options. The meat is cooked to order in front of you on separate grills, so if only some of the meat is halaal, that's helpful.

[samr1wp]

In plett there were these guys skeefing us and it looked like they wanted to mug us but then we quickly entered a place with lighting (steers) and people around so they stopped and waited for us. We were quite worried and asked these 2 cops in their cars to either transport us to our location Which was literally down the road or drive along us while we walk there (We told them of our situation). They said something like they were on a break or they don't patrol that zone so they couldn't help us... Is that a valid normal reason or is that just laziness!?

agh laziness ....and you shoulda klapped them they were off duty

thats not assault a police officer

[satanboy]

In plett there were these guys skeefing us and it looked like they wanted to mug us but then we quickly entered a place with lighting (steers) and people around so they stopped and waited for us. We were quite worried and asked these 2 cops in their cars to either transport us to our location Which was literally down the road or drive along us while we walk there (We told them of our situation). They said something like they were on a break or they don't patrol that zone so they couldn't help us... Is that a valid normal reason or is that just laziness!?

I would have phoned the police station and explained the situation and supplied the cops number plate.

[tsume]

/returns

[samr1wp]

And you get to sit in a treehouse :D

It's buffet style. I seem to recall a lot of non-meat options. The meat is cooked to order in front of you on separate grills, so if only some of the meat is halaal, that's helpful.

yeah i see the menu and most is like a set menu style

will definately put that suggestion forward

[tsume]

plans for today dinner at the sea with a friend, no homo

[Lino]

Oh ffs just found out I am on standby until next Friday

[satanboy]

@samr1wp

been here?

http://www.ciaobabycucina.com/RestaurantContactUs.asp?RestaurantID=48&imageField77.x=39&imageField77.y=12

we like them

or On The Rocks

[AvatarS]

yeah i see the menu and most is like a set menu style

will definately put that suggestion forward

And I'm not invited? :(


plans for today dinner at the sea with a friend, no homo

It's interesting that you feel the need to clarify that...

[samr1wp]

@samr1wp

been here?

http://www.ciaobabycucina.com/RestaurantContactUs.asp?RestaurantID=48&imageField77.x=39&imageField77.y=12

we like them

or On The Rocks

that was another suggestion but no have not gone there...i have not been to alot of resturants in CPt cause they dont have halaal food

[tsume]

I want curry.

/looks at Ava

[samr1wp]

And I'm not invited? :(

It's interesting that you feel the need to clarify that...

i thought you toooo busy lol ...me dont want to disturb

but yeah you can join in ....where ever we go

[satanboy]

that was another suggestion but no have not gone there...i have not been to alot of resturants in CPt cause they dont have halaal food

Well that is easier than finding a restaurant with Vegan options.

[samr1wp]

/looks at Ava

/looks as well

prawn curry :whistle:

/drools

[tsume]

And I'm not invited? :(



It's interesting that you feel the need to clarify that...

I got love for the homies...pause

[Helghast]

agh laziness ....and you shoulda klapped them they were off duty

thats not assault a police officer
Wish I did! :p

I would have phoned the police station and explained the situation and supplied the cops number plate.

Ah didn't think of that... but when were walked we walked quickly.

[samr1wp]

Well that is easier than finding a restaurant with Vegan options.

no its not lol ....yeah you hardly get vegan options but i think every resturant sells vegan stuff

[AvatarS]

that was another suggestion but no have not gone there...i have not been to alot of resturants in CPt cause they dont have halaal food

Are you kidding me?! Joburg doesn't have a lot of options, every other restaurant in CT serves halaal! Or do you need it to be certified?
And if you can't eat the meat, there's always fish or vegetarian, which I generally prefer anyway.


i thought you toooo busy lol ...me dont want to disturb

but yeah you can join in ....where ever we go

I need to meet more people in CT, so I'm going to be shameless and invite myself ;)


Well that is easier than finding a restaurant with Vegan options.

Are there any really good vegan restaurants around?
I tend to eat vegetarian a lot of the time, and they really don't consider the vegetarians when putting together menus. I'm assuming it's worse if you're vegan.


/looks at Ava

/looks back - you're the one in Durban :)

[Helghast]

there is an island near India, with an approximate population of 250, whose inhabitants have not discovered how to make fire, use stone age tools and weapons, speak a language about which we know almost nothing, have not discovered farming, and kill or drive off all who try to contact them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentinelese_people

[satanboy]

no its not lol ....yeah you hardly get vegan options but i think every resturant sells vegan stuff

I bet you they don't. We have looked at many menu's, some restaurants don't even have salads WITHOUT MEAT in them! And the rest have cheese in all their salads...I am not going to a fancy restaurant to have a green salad ... I can make a nicer one at home.

[tsume]

Are you kidding me?! Joburg doesn't have a lot of options, every other restaurant in CT serves halaal! Or do you need it to be certified?
And if you can't eat the meat, there's always fish or vegetarian, which I generally prefer anyway.



I need to meet more people in CT, so I'm going to be shameless and invite myself ;)



Are there any really good vegan restaurants around?
I tend to eat vegetarian a lot of the time, and they really don't consider the vegetarians when putting together menus. I'm assuming it's worse if you're vegan.



/looks back - you're the one in Durban :)

any hot relatives here

[samr1wp]

Are you kidding me?! Joburg doesn't have a lot of options, every other restaurant in CT serves halaal! Or do you need it to be certified?
And if you can't eat the meat, there's always fish or vegetarian, which I generally prefer anyway.

I need to meet more people in CT, so I'm going to be shameless and invite myself ;)

Are there any really good vegan restaurants around?
I tend to eat vegetarian a lot of the time, and they really don't consider the vegetarians when putting together menus. I'm assuming it's worse if you're vegan.

/looks back - you're the one in Durban :)

lol jhb has fordsburg and laudium all you can eat

and yeah me prefer fish but krugmans is goood at the waterfront

and they dont cater for vegans as yet ...like sushi people didnt like and now yeah same thing

[wrathex]

Salutes her ancestors

/marches forth to keep progressing
/looks to the stars
/nods

I come from a great tribe, through the ages, we made many mistakes, but if we had done nothing, we would not have learned from our mistakes and we would still be living in huts in animal skins.

Today our tribe holds aloft the flag of great inventions and technology and culture, it has not been easy, the road has been long and there has been much death and misery along the way.

We continue our progression towards space travel, it is the big prize we have been working for.

Long have we known that the meek shall inherit the earth, because only those that have worked long and hard through the ages will have the skills to leave the planet and go forth into the universe and flourish there :twisted:

[samr1wp]

any hot relatives here

i have alot ....

[satanboy]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/408281_10151114503680077_653445076_22312823_931714 744_n.jpg

[satanboy]

...Are there any really good vegan restaurants around?
I tend to eat vegetarian a lot of the time, and they really don't consider the vegetarians when putting together menus. I'm assuming it's worse if you're vegan.



That is why we prefer Indian restaurants, their vegetarian/vegan options are huge. Annapurna is our favourite.
Vietnamese restaurants are also good, we like Chai yo (Canal Walk)

[satanboy]

Jimmy Carr
A couple in their 90s have celebrated their 75th wedding anniversary. And they can't remember having a single argument. Or each others names

[Helghast]

During the Champions League final:
Fergie (to 4th official): Can you please put a ball
on the field.
4th official: But there is a ball already on the field.
Fergie: Barca are using that one....

[tsume]

Salutes her ancestors

/marches forth to keep progressing
/looks to the stars
/nods

I come from a great tribe, through the ages, we made many mistakes, but if we had done nothing, we would not have learned from our mistakes and we would still be living in huts in animal skins.

Today our tribe holds aloft the flag of great inventions and technology and culture, it has not been easy, the road has been long and there has been much death and misery along the way.

We continue our progression towards space travel, it is the big prize we have been working for.

Long have we known that the meek shall inherit the earth, because only those that have worked long and hard through the ages will have the skills to leave the planet and go forth into the universe and flourish there :twisted:

your related to Jacob Zuma...

[Helghast]

Finally party tonight! Haven't gotten drunk in ages!

[D34M0n7]

//D34M0n7 is awake

//D34M0n7 is experiencing a side effect of his medications - Itching

//D34M0n7 is itching in a very specific place - penis :p

Its like killing 2 birds with one stone really.

[Venomous]

/needs lunch

[D34M0n7]

/needs lunch

/hands a bowl of crazy

[Knyro]

Finally party tonight! Haven't gotten drunk in ages!

http://www.failking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/grey-goose-fail.jpg

When we drink we do it right, getting slizzard.... :cool:

[Venomous]

deamon that's not food...

[wrathex]

your related to Jacob Zuma...
Yes, somewhere along the long lineage of my humanity.

2011 was exhausting and a little bit boring

2012 promises to be exciting
we have aliens and a doomsday to celebrate

when everyone has an ipad..
..and broadband
(and designer sunglasses, Italian shoes, a black BMW, or white Mercedes sport, a mansion and some jewellery (and a gardener and maid and driver and childminder and credit card))

what is next?
holographic technology of course

/tingles slinky scoobeee Doooooo :D

Gadgets that are so useful, they've got people talking !
and looking, and photographing, and sharing, sex, video, rock and roll
we have a party !

Everyone has a gadget
come to the gadget party

hellloooooooooooooo !!!

[D34M0n7]

deamon that's not food...

/turns head questionably

/picks up bakers biscuit from bakers assorted biscuit box

/hands to V

It is ginger :p

[Nick333]

Yes, somewhere along the long lineage of my humanity.

2011 was exhausting and a little bit boring

2012 promises to be exciting
we have aliens and a doomsday to celebrate

when everyone has an ipad..
..and broadband
(and designer sunglasses, Italian shoes, a black BMW, or white Mercedes sport, a mansion and some jewellery (and a gardener and maid and driver and childminder and credit card))

what is next?
holographic technology of course

/tingles slinky scoobeee Doooooo :D

Marry me?

[D34M0n7]

Gadgets that are so useful, they've got people talking !
and looking, and photographing, and sharing, sex, video, rock and roll
we have a party !

Everyone has a gadget
come to the gadget party

hellloooooooooooooo !!!

Only men own gadgets, women own things to ask the men to "get it working".

[D34M0n7]

Am I really the only one in the Urinal thread with boner woes? :p

[Mila]

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/408281_10151114503680077_653445076_22312823_931714 744_n.jpg

That made me LOL so hard!!:D

[Nick333]

Am I really the only one in the Urinal thread with boner woes? :p

Um probably. I can honestly say I've never had a boner at a urinal. Almost said in a public toilet but I digress.

[D34M0n7]

Um probably. I can honestly say I've never had a boner at a urinal. Almost said in a public toilet but I digress.

Fapped in a cubical? :twisted:


We've all been there!

[Nick333]

Fapped in a cubical? :twisted:

Nope.

[D34M0n7]

Nope.

:wtf:

Its probably just a me thing again... again...

[Human]

Am I really the only one in the Urinal thread with boner woes? :p
Youre the only one that keeps mentioning his cock in almost every thread.
I say almost every thread purely because I do not have the inclination to read through your post history.

[satanboy]

:wtf:

Its probably just a me thing again... again...

guilty

[D34M0n7]

Youre the only one that keeps mentioning his cock in almost every thread.
I say almost every thread purely because I do not have the inclination to read through your post history.

Tehe, yea I'm not afraid to talk cock :p

Really would not surprise me if I was the one on MyBB who mentioned his the most, aside from News24 ofc.

I'm just very open about things


guilty

I knew I wasn't the only one! :D

[samr1wp]

That is why we prefer Indian restaurants, their vegetarian/vegan options are huge. Annapurna is our favourite.
Vietnamese restaurants are also good, we like Chai yo (Canal Walk)

try bismillahs in town sea point as well as in gatesville

and theres couple in southern suburbs

[Mila]

everybody is home but me

// sulks

[Human]

Tehe, yea I'm not afraid to talk cock :p

Really would not surprise me if I was the one on MyBB who mentioned his the most, aside from News24 ofc.

I'm just very open about things




There is a difference about being open about things and discussing cock in general...but we only hear about your cock all the time.
You should consider the possibility that you have some deep-seated issues about your sexuality as it is clearly an unconcious but prevelant topic in your life.

[samr1wp]

spoke to ginger now ....she haaawwwwwwttt

and she local ..../bleh

some family of mila for sure

[samr1wp]

everybody is home but me

// sulks

im at work my love

[D34M0n7]

everybody is home but me

// sulks


wrong thread
:o

You confused TK with a thread on Urinal habits :wtf:

[D34M0n7]

There is a difference about being open about things and discussing cock in general...but we only hear about your cock all the time.
You should consider the possibility that you have some deep-seated issues about your sexuality as it is clearly an unconcious but prevelant topic in your life.

Well, its either that or I just don't feel anything about it at all. Kind of high right now though, so I'd be more responsive and make more sense but things are a little difficult at the moment.

[Helghast]

Spar tops doesn't have shot glasses and that shot pouring top thingy (WTF is it's name) any suggestions where I can find it?

[satanboy]

Tops

[Helghast]

Tops

Didn't you read? I just went there.

[satanboy]

Didn't you read? I just went there.

The other one. ;)

[satanboy]

Makro

[samr1wp]

Didn't you read? I just went there.


The other one. ;)

/facepalm for helgy

haha SB how can you let the little one talk to you like that

http://fantes.com/images/1915bar_accessories.jpg

[D34M0n7]

Spar tops doesn't have shot glasses and that shot pouring top thingy (WTF is it's name) any suggestions where I can find it?


Tops


Didn't you read? I just went there.


The other one. ;)

Mindfark :wtf:

[Helghast]

The other one. ;)

shurrup!

[satanboy]

/facepalm for helgy

haha SB how can you let the little one talk to you like that



I am spreading good karma....nothing upsets me.

[samr1wp]

I am spreading good karma....nothing upsets me.

ya right fatty

[satanboy]

ya right fatty

feck off brother

[samr1wp]

nothing upsets me.


feck off brother

No no no ...lol only joking SB

[satanboy]

No no no ...lol only joking SB

no yer not

;)

[Helghast]

/facepalm for helgy

haha SB how can you let the little one talk to you like that



shurrup!


http://fantes.com/images/1915bar_accessories.jpg
What's it's name!

[satanboy]

What's it's name!

Henry

[Helghast]

I saw a kid with a boep... she was like 4,5 years old and her arms and legs weren't that chubby... is that baby fat?

[D34M0n7]

I saw a kid with a boep... she was like 4,5 years old and her arms and legs weren't that chubby... is that baby fat?

He could have some kind of disease! :mad:

You're going to hell! :D

[samr1wp]

no yer not

;)

when we meet one day over garden food ...il call you

/runs


shurrup!


What's it's name!


Henry

bwahahahahahahahahahahhaha

uhm bottle top or soemthing

[Helghast]

Henry

/kick

[MickeyD]

@H: we said a DECENT liquor store, not Tops@Spar.

[samr1wp]

@H: we said a DECENT liquor store, not Tops@Spar.

he is looking for the bottle top ....

[Helghast]

He could have some kind of disease! :mad:

You're going to hell! :D
What disease gives you a boep?

[Helghast]

@H: we said a DECENT liquor store, not Tops@Spar.

Prestons is decent right?
It's fine my friend has them.

[D34M0n7]

What disease gives you a boep?

Its called being horizontally-challenged!

:p

[Alan]

any hot relatives here

Hot and spicy

[Helghast]

http://i.imgur.com/fM7EZ.png

[MickeyD]

Its called being horizontally-challenged!

:p
No, it's called being fscking fat.

[satanboy]

What's it's name!

speed pourer or bottle pourer

Cock & Bull will also have

[Helghast]

No, it's called being fscking fat.

Hehe!
and the mom was skinny! So maybe it comes from the dad's side.

[MickeyD]

/can recommend Windhoek Draughts!!!

[Helghast]

speed pourer or bottle pourer

Cock & Bull will also have

Ah Thank you.

[The_Librarian]

fappers unite! Loser get soggy marie

[D34M0n7]

Okay!

/me is off to see the doctor

[Alan]

What disease gives you a boep?

kwashiorkor

[Alan]

Okay!

/me is off to see the doctor


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8uCryLHnt4

[satanboy]

Okay!

/me is off to see the doctor

Good luck!

[biometrics]

What disease gives you a boep?

Malnutrition in young children.

[MickeyD]

Good Luck O'Sick One


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo

[satanboy]

Seen this guy yet?

http://i4.asntown.net/sieger_matthias_schlitte_-tsk9.jpg

[samr1wp]

fappers unite! Loser get soggy marie

Fappppsss awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy


Okay!

/me is off to see the doctor

Good luck buddy

[Mila]

I'm not ready for the masses to return :(

[samr1wp]

I'm not ready for the masses to return :(

omw saw this muslim guy today trying to look cool from jhb

has this trackpants but that wooly type and has a t shirt with a long sleeve jersey type t under

and here i am wet wet from this weather

[Mila]

omw saw this muslim guy today trying to look cool from jhb

has this trackpants but that wooly type and has a t shirt with a long sleeve jersey type t under

and here i am wet wet from this weather

Lovely. I could do with another few weeks of quietness at work :(

[Helghast]

Seen this guy yet?

http://i4.asntown.net/sieger_matthias_schlitte_-tsk9.jpg

Who dat?

[satanboy]

http://dailyfun.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-most-flexible-girl-in-the-world-8.jpg

[Mila]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK2cZOuvNv4

[biometrics]

http://dailyfun.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-most-flexible-girl-in-the-world-8.jpg

What's that bulge behind her heel?

[Mila]

I want to go to an 80s party

[MickeyD]

What's that bulge behind her heel?
Mont de Venus?

[Korn1]

Whats up

[satanboy]

I want to go to an 80s party

I want to be a billionaire.

[MickeyD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHCsbrc8xKA

[Helghast]

I want to be a billionaire cowboy at an 80s party.

[satanboy]

Who dat?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/15/article-1220536-06D3F2F0000005DC-274_468x338.jpg

German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb

Boasting muscles a superhero would be proud of, Matthias Schlitte has good reason to be considered the toast of the German arm wrestling circuit.
But a closer look reveals that only ONE of his arms is bestowed with bulging biceps.
The 22-year-old’s whopping right forearm measures nearly 18in – and is in stark contrast to his puny left arm.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220536/German-armwrestler-shows-single-Popeye-esque-limb.html#ixzz1i1fp0eJe

[MickeyD]

He be a farking Abnormal !!! Send him to the Sanctuary...

[Mila]

I want to be a billionaire cowboy at an 80s party.

I wanna be a bilionare rockstar .. at an 80s party :p


'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

[satanboy]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNjY2Mzc0MDA4NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTg5OTcxNw@@._ V1._SY317_.jpg
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

[MickeyD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

[Knyro]

kwashiorkor

I've always found that word hilarious for some reason.


What's that bulge behind her heel?

God dammit! :mad:

I hate it when you guys point out stuff like that. It totally ruins the hottie-factor of the picture.

[Knyro]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/15/article-1220536-06D3F2F0000005DC-274_468x338.jpg


Too much fap

[MickeyD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uSlqI1AVUk

[satanboy]

DL this atm

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTMxOTA2MjA3OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODM4Nzc4Mg@@._ V1._SY317_.jpg

sounds very interesting

[satanboy]

Too much fap

He was born that way. Weird huh?

[Mila]

cheers vir eers. going home :)

[satanboy]

cheers vir eers. going home :)

working half day again?

11,111!! ;) thx Knyro

[samr1wp]

cheers vir eers. going home :)

happy new year ...have a good one

[Knyro]

SB didn't notice his 11111st post

[Human]

Well gents, ladies and others!
I bid thee farewell for this year!
It has been enlightening as always!

May your year be merry and the headaches be few.

[samr1wp]

happy new year to all tkers

hope you have a good one be safe and enjoy it

next time i log on will be a new year

[Helghast]

happy new year to all tkers

hope you have a good one be safe and enjoy it

next time i log on will be a new year
cheers dude!

[The_Librarian]

Too much fap

What I was thinking as well... >.>

[Helghast]

Going through old messages and last year I sent my friend a link to a website kwaainaai.co.za and I have no idea why!

[the354]

Hmmmmmmm /pizza`n Coke! Lekker!

[Helghast]

Can time go any slower!

[Helghast]

Facebook status, by this hot girl

OMG the results of not showering for 2 weeks is showing with a disgusting boil on my back and face! I really am one disgusting girl!

[the354]

/tick....

[D34M0n7]

/is back from doc

Took loads of blood :cry: I had to lie down with my legs up for 15min so I didn't faint.

[satanboy]

What? Not showering for 2 weeks? Whatever could her reason be?

[satanboy]

/is back from doc

Took loads of blood :cry: I had to lie down with my legs up for 15min so I didn't faint.

hmmmm...are you sure you went to the doctor? ;)

[D34M0n7]

hmmmm...are you sure you went to the doctor? ;)

Well it was the nurse that put my legs up and strapped my arm :twisted:

[The_Librarian]

back home

/relaxes


almost time for #sabbath :cool:

[Helghast]

What? Not showering for 2 weeks? Whatever could her reason be?

Have no idea!

[Helghast]

/is back from doc

Took loads of blood :cry: I had to lie down with my legs up for 15min so I didn't faint.

WTF would the doc need to take blood for 15 minutes!?

[satanboy]

WTF would the doc need to take blood for 15 minutes!?

read it properly dumbass...he kept his legs up for 15 min AFTER the doc took blood...

keke

[D34M0n7]

WTF would the doc need to take blood for 15 minutes!?

No, they took a lot of blood, then I had to lie down for 15min. They know me there though, as soon as I walk into the area where they take blood the nurses get a bed ready for me while I fill in the paper work.

We have something of a history.

[The_Librarian]

What? Not showering for 2 weeks? Whatever could her reason be?

Probably want to get rid of the one guy...

...nothing turns off some guys quicker than a girl who haven't bathed for a week or so...

[satanboy]

...

We have something of a history.

share a glory hole once?

[D34M0n7]

share a glory hole once?

Twice. :D

[the354]

/is back from doc

Took loads of blood :cry: I had to lie down with my legs up for 15min so I didn't faint.

Lekker rus nou, Chillax now.

[Helghast]

Whoops!

[D34M0n7]

Oopsie I made a poopsie

/sniff

Smells like the moist kind

:sick:

[The_Librarian]

/sniff

Smells like the turd kind

:sick:

ftfy

[D34M0n7]

ftfy

We could team up and go for a moist turd :p

You know, one of the really messy ones, that when you wipe it feels more like you're just smearing it around.

[biometrics]

Kitties eta 6 pm

[D34M0n7]

Kitties eta 6 pm

We must have pics!

[The_Librarian]

We could team up and go for a moist turd :p

You know, one of the really messy ones, that when you wipe it feels more like you're just smearing it around.

I hate those.

And it's not easy getting rid of it... :sick: :mad:

[D34M0n7]

I hate those.

I believe we all do...

/thinks 2 girls 1 cup

Well, perhaps not everyone! :sick:

[Helghast]

I believe we all do...

/thinks 2 girls 1 cup

Well, perhaps not everyone! :sick:

No!

[The_Librarian]

No!

No?

Yes, maybe?

[D34M0n7]

And it's not easy getting rid of it... :sick: :mad:

Yea, it takes like 2 rolls of toilet paper and 15 flushes to get that shyte cleaned out.

[Helghast]

/sips wine
Watching Dexter S1E1
So different from S6 the whole atmosphere, the people everythign!

[D34M0n7]

/sips wine
Watching Dexter S1E1
So different from S6 the whole atmosphere, the people everythign!

Gah! Lucky!

I've got 3 bottles of wine downstairs (forced my parents to buy more after drinking mine) and I can't have any because I'm medicated!

I envy you...

[Helghast]

Just had a glass and now my stomach feels hot... it's like there's something building up in there.

[D34M0n7]

Just had a glass and now my stomach feels hot... it's like there's something building up in there.

Its called joy :cry:


Or you have a serious case of worms... :sick:

[biometrics]

Just had a glass and now my stomach feels hot... it's like there's something building up in there.

That hot feeling is when the alcohol moves into your small intestine, in my experience.

[satanboy]

/Upset

Our female cat coughed up a hairball this morning and has been puking ever since. She can't even keep water down. My wife took her to the vet. Here's holding thumbs.

[biometrics]

/Upset

Our female cat coughed up a hairball this morning and has been puking ever since. She can't even keep water down. My wife took her to the vet. Here's holding thumbs.

Here's hoping for the best.

[Helghast]

That hot feeling is when the alcohol moves into your small intestine, in my experience.

Is that fine?

[D34M0n7]

/Upset

Our female cat coughed up a hairball this morning and has been puking ever since. She can't even keep water down. My wife took her to the vet. Here's holding thumbs.

Gah! Today is not the day.

Your cat should be fine, probably just some stomach flu.

/keeps fingers crossed for [insert_cat_name_here]

[biometrics]

Is that fine?

Yes it goes away in a few minutes.

[Helghast]

Yes it goes away in a few minutes.

Ok yeah I feel it going away.

[D34M0n7]

Is that fine?

No, nothing should ever move from your stomach into your small intestine, they are not part of the same system.

The only cure is a coffee enema!

Here's How:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhNFv4XLB0A

[satanboy]

Gah! Today is not the day.

Your cat should be fine, probably just some stomach flu.

/keeps fingers crossed for [insert_cat_name_here]

DeeDee (real name <insert cat breeder bit> Dainty Bess)

[D34M0n7]

DeeDee (real name <insert cat breeder bit> Dainty Bess)

/keeps fingers crossed for DeeDee

[Helghast]

No, nothing should ever move from your stomach into your small intestine, they are not part of the same system.

The only cure is a coffee enema!

Here's How:



Or not.

[Alan]

LHC settling in for the night?

[MickeyD]

/settles in for footie...

[Helghast]

LHC settling in for the night?

Nah, having some pre drinks before I go off to a party.

[Nick333]

LHC settling in for the night?

Ouma! You made bail?

[MickeyD]

@SB - who said off-spinners were finished in SA? Young Simon Harmer picked up 8-72 as the Warriors beat Cobras today.

[satanboy]

/sees Terra Nova is coming to MNet

[satanboy]

@SB - who said off-spinners were finished in SA? Young Simon Harmer picked up 8-72 as the Warriors beat Cobras today.

Nice....pity the Cobras lost.

[Alan]

Ouma! You made bait?

yeah nearly ready for the weekend

[Alan]

So I got one of these mini RC chopper things and not the Parrot Drone I was hoping for.

Now to figure out how to attach a camera to it

[D34M0n7]

Do any of you have a new years song?

I'm thinking of playing either

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AeSOO8Alb1U#t=154s)

or

That (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q6skxRLnsI&feature=player_detailpage#t=202s)

At the stroke of midnight.

[Alan]

At the stroke of midnight.

A stroke at midnight you poor thing

[Helghast]

/sees Terra Nova is coming to MNet

Still need to get into that, I only watched the pilot.

[D34M0n7]

A stroke at midnight you poor thing

With my luck that'll actually happen :(

[Nick333]

yeah nearly ready for the weekend

Big plans?

[Nick333]

With my luck that'll actually happen :(

Did You go to the hospital? Will you live?

[Alan]

Big plans?

little ones

[D34M0n7]

Did You go to the hospital? Will you live?

Yea, I went. My doctor was quite worried but didn't want to treat for any specific symptoms, so he just gave me pain meds.

I'm waiting for my blood results to get back, he ordered a plethora of tests so they took a lot of blood.

He'll treat when he knows whats wrong with me.

[Nick333]

little ones

Sorry mate, you're banned from saying little ones without any context.

[Alan]

so give us a list of what you have so far?

[D34M0n7]

Sorry mate, you're banned from saying little ones without any context.

I think midget party.

[D34M0n7]

so give us a list of what you have so far?

You talking about my symptoms?

[Nick333]

Yea, I went. My doctor was quite worried but didn't want to treat for any specific symptoms, so he just gave me pain meds.

I'm waiting for my blood results to get back, he ordered a plethora of tests so they took a lot of blood.

He'll treat when he knows whats wrong with me.

Stay cool bro. Have a couple of drinks.

[MickeyD]

You talking about my symptoms?
Wait... I need to get a drink first! :p

[Alan]

You talking about my symptoms?

no your ailments. What exactly is wrong with you

[Helghast]

and the piss fountain begins!

[Helghast]

little ones

You and Korn should team up.

[satanboy]

and the piss fountain begins!

Your party sounds a bit weird.

[Nick333]

You and Korn should team up.

You've got to explain this one.

[Alan]

Your party sounds a bit weird.

you not into golden showers?

[MickeyD]

@H - where are you young ones hanging out this weekend?




I need to know which areas to avoid!:p

[D34M0n7]

no your ailments. What exactly is wrong with you

Well, I'm not sure whats ailing me right this very moment - hence the doctor and blood tests, waiting on results.

Got some serious chest pain, feels like my heart is going to pop. Irregular heart beat as well, palpation. It could be my ribs though or pleurisy. I'm also nauseous, fatigued, constant feeling of vertigo, confused (probably due to lack of sleep and meds)... to name a few.

But I have a number of medical conditions, I could try list them all but there are so many I'd forget a ton.

I guess the worst ones are my arthritis and scheuermann's disease, those affect my day to day far life more than any of the others. And my iffy heart.

Oh, and my digestive system... I can't eat or drink anything for at least 2 hours after I wake up else thats my day spent on the toilet. I think its called Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Also have to be careful of what I eat, some foods can really set me off.

[Venomous]

/stomps on deamon's lil toe

now you can forget about the other pains :p

[Helghast]

You've got to explain this one.

They're both pedo's. Actually Alan ephebophile Korn Pedo.

[satanboy]

you not into golden showers?

err....no

[Helghast]

@H - where are you young ones hanging out this weekend?




I need to know which areas to avoid!:p

Haha! It's not any bars more like house parties... but I might take a pit stop at Barney's tomorrow.

[D34M0n7]

/stomps on deamon's lil toe

now you can forget about the other pains :p

/hands V a Sledgehammer

Get to work on me with that and then perhaps my other pains will fade :(

[satanboy]

/sees Gullivers Travels is on Sunday


worst Jack Black movie

[Nick333]

They're both pedo's. Actually Alan ephebophile Korn Pedo.

When did kornhole go period?