ThreadKiller X - X marks the spot

[D34M0n7]

I want to go to sleep but it's to early.

Try take an antihistamine? Will make you feel drowsy and aid sleep.

[biometrics]

Try take an antihistamine? Will make you feel drowsy and aid sleep.

Then I wake up at 4, great.

[Pr⊕phet]

It's a DVD for the series Spartacus.
Duh, but title says otherwise :erm:

[Alan]

also note Ook has decided Ouma to start....

Cool thanks

Sent PM

[D34M0n7]

Then I wake up at 4, great.

Why will you wake at 4?

[biometrics]

Why will you wake at 4?

If I go to sleep now, yes. 8 hours max.

[Pr⊕phet]

hmmm rsa local tablet:
http://www.wisetablets.co.za

[Alan]

/swings from the ceiling fan

Role playing. You're Tarzan, Stud is Jane?

[Pr⊕phet]

If I go to sleep now, yes. 8 hours max.

programmed bioclock ? :D

[copacetic]

@ biometrics, how was your hike today?

I was out of town this morning (not far), and realized that, I too, have places I can go for day hikes. Going to organize soon, can't wait.

[biometrics]

programmed bioclock ? :D

Even if I drank and partied I'd still wake after 8 hours.

[D34M0n7]

If I go to sleep now, yes. 8 hours max.

Oh, wow!

I've never had anything like that, I can sleep a whole day away... well, almost. I think I've done 16 hours before.

[MickeyD]

@ biometrics, how was your hike today?

I was out of town this morning (not far), and realized that, I too, have places I can go for day hikes. Going to organize soon, can't wait.
Van Staden's Bridge?









/underneath it... by foot, I mean :p

[Pr⊕phet]

Even if I drank and partied I'd still wake after 8 hours.

...even after sex with a harem full of girls ? :eek:

[biometrics]

@ biometrics, how was your hike today?

I was out of town this morning (not far), and realized that, I too, have places I can go for day hikes. Going to organize soon, can't wait.

Did 10 km along the beach. I do it in two hours. Got plenty of sun which I needed too.

[Venomous]

Role playing. You're Tarzan, Stud is Jane?
no.

I'm Jane. I must pick the landing spot carefully... :whistle:

[biometrics]

...even after sex with a harem full of girls ? :eek:

That doesn't count as sleep.

[D34M0n7]

no.

I'm Jane. I must pick the landing spot carefully... :whistle:

Senses a penile fracture in the near future.

[copacetic]

Van Staden's Bridge?









/underneath it... by foot, I mean :p

Oddly, we drove too far, and ended up right underneath it, at the bottom. Had to backtrack a couple of Ks. :p

[Venomous]

Senses a penile fracture in the near future.
practice make for a safe landing!

[MickeyD]

Oddly, we drove too far, and ended up right underneath it, at the bottom. Had to backtrack a couple of Ks. :p
Some nice walking spots around there!

[copacetic]

Some nice walking spots around there!

Looks freaking awesome, can't believe I've never set foot in the area.

[Venomous]

@ biometrics, how was your hike today?

I was out of town this morning (not far), and realized that, I too, have places I can go for day hikes. Going to organize soon, can't wait.
around here i'd need to go for quite a bit of a drive to find nice hiking places

[biometrics]

Screw it, I've been since 5, g'nite.

[D34M0n7]

Screw it, I've been since 5, g'nite.

Night, sleep well :)

Dream of Wheat!

[copacetic]

around here i'd need to go for quite a bit of a drive to find nice hiking places

It's not too bad here, about 30 Kms out, gets you to mountains and trails.

[Alan]

bungeed off Van Staden's Bridge McD?



no.

I'm Jane. I must pick the landing spot carefully... :whistle:

Damn I should be so lucky

[Venomous]

Damn I should be so lucky
you're not Stud...
;)

[Pr⊕phet]

Pr⊕phet is mah Stud...
;) :eek:

[copacetic]

you're not Stud...
;)

And I'm sure you're not young enough...

[Venomous]

:eek:
where you having a really sweet dream???

&You spelt Propit wrong

[Venomous]

And I'm sure you're not young enough...

i'm younger than Stud, yet legal :p

[Pr⊕phet]

Can I be twin nurses in your really sweet dream??? :twisted:
hmmmmmmmm :twisted:

[Alan]

you're not Stud...
;)

sharing is caring.

@ copa if they're hot enough, they're young enough

[D34M0n7]

i'm younger than Stud, yet legal :p

/scratches head

There's yer prablem!

[D34M0n7]

I'm really clean! Showering 3 times a day feels good! :D

[Helghast]

sharing is caring.

@ copa if they're hot enough, they're young enough

A Pedo's motto.

[tsume]

sharing is caring.

@ copa if they're hot enough, they're young enough

If there is fluff on the muff she is old enough

[Helghast]

I'm really clean! Showering 3 times a day feels good! :D

Why!?

[Venomous]

If there is fluff on the muff she is old enough
how would you know?

[Venomous]

& what if its all removed?

[D34M0n7]

Why!?

Keeping piercings clean, aftercare is very important! I'll take it down to 2 times a day in a week.

[MickeyD]

bungeed off Van Staden's Bridge McD?
No, they may not operate there. Closest is Storms River. And no, I have not.

[Venomous]

I'm really clean! Showering 3 times a day feels good! :D
bad for your skin & your immune system

[tsume]

how would you know?

If there is grass on the pitch, time to play cricket

[copacetic]

bad for your skin & your immune system

Good though, for the extra hole in his cock. :p

[Helghast]

If there is fluff on the muff she is old enough

If there's grass on the pitch then play ball!
What if there isn't?
Well by the time you find that out it will be too late.

[D34M0n7]

bad for your skin & your immune system

Its just for another week, bad for hair too, but I don't let it get wet. Wash hair once a day.

[Helghast]

I've decided on a tattoo! Not sure If i'll get it this year or next.

[copacetic]

I've decided on a tattoo! Not sure If i'll get it this year or next.

What you want?

[D34M0n7]

Good though, for the extra hole in his cock. :p

Yup! :D

So are the saline soaks! I thought they would burn, they don't.

[Alan]

No, they may not operate there. Closest is Storms River. And no, I have not.

Oh got confused. Van Stadens Bridge they don't bother with cords

[D34M0n7]

I've decided on a tattoo! Not sure If i'll get it this year or next.

Can we see a pic of this tattoo?

Where do you want to get it?

[Venomous]

If there's grass on the pitch then play ball!
What if there isn't?
Well by the time you find that out it will be too late.

:rolleyes:

[Mila]

And here I am thinking it was a chicken thread :D

[MickeyD]

Oh got confused. Van Stadens Bridge they don't bother with cords
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's the one!

[Venomous]

And here I am thinking it was a chicken thread :D
where? What?

[Helghast]

What you want?


Can we see a pic of this tattoo?

Where do you want to get it?
No pic Just the sentence "Cowboy's never cry" on my arm.

[tsume]

More torture for LHC


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMriYpv2l8

I'm kinda old school

[Alan]

/attempts to charm a few pics from a member of the opposite sex.....


Thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's the one!

yeah the one where the stream trickles red from time to time

[D34M0n7]

No pic Just the sentence "Cowboy's never cry" on my arm.

Oh, nice :D

Where exactly on your arm? And what size?

[Alan]

No pic Just the sentence "Cowboy's never cry" on my arm.

fark that will get the crap beaten out of you

[tsume]

No pic Just the sentence "I love chocolate toast" on my arm.

FIFY

[Pr⊕phet]

TK XI: Don't touch me on my incest

[Helghast]

Oh, nice :D

Where exactly on your arm? And what size?

On the biceps or under my arm... not sure... how much are tattoo's tho?

[copacetic]

TK XI: Don't touch me on my incest

Aahahahahahahahahahahahah!

[D34M0n7]

@Helg, when you do decide to get your tattoo please be very selective of where you have it done. The parlor needs to be clean, the artist needs to be good (also examine them, I've seen one that looked like he was high once...), they need to inform you about the after care before and after you have the tattoo done, they also need to provide you with a care sheet.

When they are about to start, if they don't show you the needle in the sealed packaging and get you to acknowledge that it is sealed and clean... leave. You need to see for yourself that everything is being done properly and they need to keep you in the loop, if they don't they fail.

Referrals are always a good place to start, ask friends where they got theirs done.

[Alan]

I'll do it for free

[Alan]

who here is not on G+?

and who just added me

[Helghast]

@Helg, when you do decide to get your tattoo please be very selective of where you have it done. The parlor needs to be clean, the artist needs to be good (also examine them, I've seen one that looked like he was high once...), they need to inform you about the after care before and after you have the tattoo done, they also need to provide you with a care sheet.

When they are about to start, if they don't show you the needle in the sealed packaging and get you to acknowledge that it is sealed and clean... leave. You need to see for yourself that everything is being done properly and they need to keep you in the loop, if they don't they fail.

Referrals are always a good place to start, ask friends where they got theirs done.

That will be my plan.

[D34M0n7]

On the biceps or under my arm... not sure... how much are tattoo's tho?

There is no way for me to give you a price, as prices vary from parlor to parlor and artist to artist. The colour of the ink you use will also affect the price and the size will be a huge factor.

The best thing you can do is to get an artistic friend to draw you up an image of what you want done. It needs to be exactly what you want, because the tattoo artist will use it as a template. Take the image to a parlor, tell them where you want it and how big you want it, I assume you'll be having it done in black ink only. Get them to give you a quote.

Asking the tattoo artist to design the tattoo from scratch will most likely increase the price. Which is why I recommend getting a friend to do it.

[Bobbin]

who here is not on G+?

and who just added me

Probably me. Couple of hours ago though.

[Mila]

where? What?
Pecky something :o

[Bobbin]

TK XI: Don't touch me on my incest

:D

[Helghast]

I grow tired of that debate... The Inbetweeners movie time!

[satanboy]

I'll do it for free

Fu CK U

[copacetic]

I grow tired of that debate... The Inbetweeners movie time!

I think 'debate' is rather a strong word to use for what that was.

[D34M0n7]

I think 'debate' is rather a strong word to use for what that was.

Prattle is probably more appropriate.

[Venomous]

Pecky something :o

I saw, I read, I posted, I left..

[Dixie]

I'll do it for free

You'll do anything for free...or so I've heard...

[Mila]

I missed something again. :(

[Pr⊕phet]

I missed something again. :(

we all having incest here:http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/395911-The-incest-thread?goto=newpost

[Mila]

I saw, I read, I posted, I left.. I first thought chicken person. :D

[Venomous]

You'll do anything for free...or so I've heard...

Evening Dixie,

I've heard that too

[D34M0n7]

You'll do anything for free...or so I've heard...

Hello :D

[tsume]

Dont think I'm going to finish making this song tonight *sigh*

[Venomous]

I first thought chicken person. :D

hehehehe :D

[Mila]

we all having incest here:http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/395911-The-incest-thread?goto=newpost

//scrubs brain :(

[Pr⊕phet]

//scrubs brain :(

there's some weird ****s in there :erm:

[Dixie]

I first thought chicken person. :D

Nah...she's white...

[Venomous]

there's some weird ****s in there :erm:

started reading the OP(earlier) & decided not to read more..

[Mila]

hehehehe :D
Then I googled it .. :o

[MickeyD]

DIXIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[copacetic]

You'll do anything for free...or so I've heard...

http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/286387-Musician-s-thread?p=7527605&viewfull=1#post7527605

[Pr⊕phet]

started reading the OP(earlier) & decided not to read more..

I lol'ed, OP isn't half as bad as latter parts.

[Mila]

Nah...she's white... Dixie!!!!!

:love: I hope things are going well!

[Helghast]

Pecky something :o

What now?

[Pr⊕phet]

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC CCCCK!!!!!

Where ?! :eek:

[Dixie]

Evening Dixie,
Hey "V"


I've heard that too

I got my info from a reliable source that moves in the hippy-tranny-stalkers-united circles...

[Venomous]

Nah...she's white...

Was the new year celebration a memorable one?

[Dixie]

Hello :D

I think "Sheilah" is a good name...

[copacetic]

started reading the OP(earlier) & decided not to read more..

Helghast had a lot to say, you should read it. :p

[spiderz]

Back from CPT.

This was not a good week for me. At this rate I'll run out of friends soon :(

[Dixie]

DIXIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

'Ello Oom D :)

[copacetic]

Dixie posts and TK EXPLODES! :D

[spiderz]

I missed something again. :(

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

[Venomous]

Back from CPT.

This was not a good week for me. At this rate I'll run out of friends soon :(

Spideyyyyyyyy, :p

then they are not friends & you don't need them..

[Mila]

What now? sounds like a chicken fetish..

[D34M0n7]

I think "Sheilah" is a good name...

Great! :D

I'll go rub some poison ivy on my arm and bring Sheilah to life!

[MickeyD]

'Ello Oom D :)
Targeting school kids again? You and ouma will make an awesome team.... :p

[Mila]

Back from CPT.

This was not a good week for me. At this rate I'll run out of friends soon :(
We looooooovvvvvveeeee you!

[spiderz]

Spideyyyyyyyy, :p

then they are not friends & you don't need them..

No, not that way.
Lost two friends. Heart attack and Cancer. :cry:

[D34M0n7]

Dixie posts and TK EXPLODES! :D

Because everyone likes DIXIE! :D

[D34M0n7]

No, not that way.
Lost two friends. Heart attack and Cancer. :cry:

Sorry to hear that :(

[Dixie]

Dixie!!!!!

:love: I hope things are going well!

Hey Sweetie-pie :)

Things are awesome! Put the final touches on a month-long project today...All I can say is "Phew!"
Now we wait finger-tappingly for the pay-cheque...

[Pr⊕phet]

Dixie posts and TK ORGASMS! :DBecause everyone likes DIXIE! :D

fixed.

[spiderz]

Because everyone likes DIXIE! :D

She's like candy ...

[Mila]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

I did? Nothing new though.. :o

[Venomous]

No, not that way.
Lost two friends. Heart attack and Cancer. :cry:

Ouch :(

Sorry to read.

[Dixie]

Was the new year celebration a memorable one?

Loved it! We got stoned and gave passed-out teenagers make-overs with a set of permanent markers... :)

[Venomous]

Hey Sweetie-pie :)

Things are awesome! Put the final touches on a month-long project today...All I can say is "Phew!"
Now we wait finger-tappingly for the pay-cheque...

sounds good :)

[Mila]

Hey Sweetie-pie :)

Things are awesome! Put the final touches on a month-long project today...All I can say is "Phew!"
Now we wait finger-tappingly for the pay-cheque...

:) good to hear. If you need a debt collector, you know where to find me :D

[spiderz]

Sorry to hear that :(

Thanks.

[Venomous]

Loved it! We got stoned and gave passed-out teenagers make-overs with a set of permanent markers... :)

^5 :D

[D34M0n7]

Hey Sweetie-pie :)

Things are awesome! Put the final touches on a month-long project today...All I can say is "Phew!"
Now we wait finger-tappingly for the pay-cheque...

If cheque gets "lost in the mail" tell TK and we'll form a lynch mob!

[Alan]

You'll do anything for free...or so I've heard...


Evening Dixie,

I've heard that too

I'm that easy ladies. :twisted:

[Helghast]

sounds like a chicken fetish..

What?

[Dixie]

Dixie posts and TK EXPLODES! :D

Hey Muso!

Loved your work that you posted the other night! Jissis, but you are talented! <turns green>

[tsume]

Helghast had a lot to say, you should read it. :p

What you guys on about?

[Venomous]

I'm that easy ladies. :twisted:

We've got higher standards & are not that easy.

:D

[Dixie]

Great! :D

I'll go rub some poison ivy on my arm and bring Sheilah to life!

Just make sure to change the nappy on a regular basis. That "knit-one-slip-one" only works for the first week...

[satanboy]

I'm that easy ladies. :twisted:

Fu ck you

[Mila]

What? :D

[Dixie]

Targeting school kids again? You and ouma will make an awesome team.... :p
:D :D :D

We make an awesome team! I round them up, he heads them out...

[Dixie]

:) good to hear. If you need a debt collector, you know where to find me :D

No worries...I've learnt to shoot from the hip :)

[D34M0n7]

Just make sure to change the nappy on a regular basis. That "knit-one-slip-one" only works for the first week...

I'm thinking some gauze and cotton wool should just about do the trick :p

[Nick333]

Hey Muso!

Loved your work that you posted the other night! Jissis, but you are talented! <turns green>

Where?

[Alan]

The Faptastic Foursome staring Alan, Dixie, V and Mila......

[Venomous]

:D :D :D

We make an awesome team! I round them up, he heads them out...

/splutter :D :D :D

My laptop would have died if I was drinking something now

[satanboy]

The Faptastic Foursome staring Alan, Dixie, V and Mila......

Fu ck you

[MickeyD]

The Faptastic Foursome staring Alan, Dixie, V and Mila......
3 Women and a D00s?

[D34M0n7]

The Faptastic Foursome staring Alan, Dixie, V and Mila......

But alas! Tragedy strikes and Alan can't get it up! :twisted:

Without any viagra on hand what shall Alan do???

Stay tuned for the next episode! Of pedo&girls!

[Alan]

Dixie posts and TK EXPLODES! :D

Naturally. One of the ORIGINALS


Targeting school kids again? You and ouma will make an awesome team.... :p

Hell yeah. I'd sell my soul for that

[Venomous]

3 Women and a D00s?

Oh snap!!!

:twisted:

[Dixie]

sounds good :)

I'm proud of this one...

A bit of lateral thinking, and viola...some of the adults took notice :)

[satanboy]

Naturally. One of the ORIGINALS



Hell yeah. I'd sell my soul for that

Fu ck you

[Alan]

But alas! Tragedy strikes and Alan can't get it up! :twisted:

Without any viagra on hand what shall Alan do???

Stay tuned for the next episode! Of pedo&girls!

More like both heads explode simultaneously. I'd die a happy man eh ouma

[Nick333]

But alas! Tragedy strikes and Alan can't get it up! :twisted:

Without any viagra on hand what shall Alan do???

Stay tuned for the next episode! Of pedo&girls!

The problem being they're women.

[copacetic]

What you guys on about?

http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php/395911-The-incest-thread/page4

[Venomous]

But alas! Tragedy strikes and Alan can't get it up! :twisted:

Without any viagra on hand what shall Alan do???

Stay tuned for the next episode! Of pedo&girls!

Ouma lost her balls in the great frost of 1888.

[Alan]

3 Women and a D00s?

Yes V.

[satanboy]

Yes V.

Fu ck you
Fu ck you
Fu ck you
Fu ck you

[D34M0n7]

Ouma lost her balls in the great frost of 1888.

Which I'm sure you had nothing to do with :whistle:

/thinks V has a time machine and freeze ray

[Alan]

Ouma lost her balls in the great frost of 1888.

1884 actually.

Damn you Krakatoa!!!!!

[Venomous]

Yes V.

:rolleyes:

[Alan]

Fu ck you
Fu ck you
Fu ck you
Fu ck you

Hey at least you came first. The first to be disqualified that is lol

[Venomous]

Which I'm sure you had nothing to do with :whistle:

/thinks V has a time machine and freeze ray

I was not there....

[Venomous]

1884 actually.

Damn you Krakatoa!!!!!

ok, ok

1888-4 = 1884

[Alan]

:rolleyes:

You know it's an epic orgasm when their eyes roll back in their heads

[satanboy]

Hey at least you came first. The first to be disqualified that is lol

fu ck you retard

[Dixie]

I'm that easy ladies. :twisted:


We've got higher standards & are not that easy.

Whoa! Speak for yourself, girl! That hunka-chunk can park his size 16 shoes under my bed, any time :D

I think I need to get laid...I'm pushing the boundaries of human endurance here...

[D34M0n7]

I was not there....

Of course not! ;)

[D34M0n7]

Whoa! Speak for yourself, girl! That hunka-chunk can park his size 16 shoes under my bed, any time :D

I think I need to get laid...I'm pushing the boundaries of human endurance here...

Oh phlease! I haven't been laid in nearly 20 years! :p

*Terms and conditions apply

[Dixie]

The Faptastic Foursome staring Alan, Dixie, V and Mila......

Mila can be the moaner, V can be the screamer and I'll take the lead...

[Venomous]

Whoa! Speak for yourself, girl! That hunka-chunk can park his size 16 shoes under my bed, any time :D

I think I need to get laid...I'm pushing the boundaries of human endurance here...

Oops sorry :o

I had breakfast this morning :whistle: & am planning a midnight snack for laters :p :whistle:

[Dixie]

3 Women and a D00s?

I just tore a new hernia!!! :D :D :D

[Venomous]

Oh phlease! I haven't been laid in nearly 20 years! :p

*Terms and conditions apply

not her fault you have never been laid.

[Lino]

Wtf nookie section in the TK? Well aslong as it doesn't include animals

[Venomous]

Mila can be the moaner, V can be the screamer and I'll take the lead...

/finds screaming soundtrack.
/press play
/press pause

ok, ready

[Venomous]

Wtf nookie section in the TK? Well aslong as it doesn't include animals

when did you become a prude?

You enjoyed walking around butt nekkid in TK before

[Dixie]

Oops sorry :o

I had breakfast this morning :whistle: & am planning a midnight snack for laters :p :whistle:

I think I hate you, right now :o

[Dixie]

Wtf nookie section in the TK? Well aslong as it doesn't include animals

Meauw?

[D34M0n7]

not her fault you have never been laid.

Its everyone's fault actually! Because you're all making the decision not to pomp me! :p

[Alan]

fu ck you retard

That's the old TK spirit


Whoa! Speak for yourself, girl! That hunka-chunk can park his size 16 shoes under my bed, any time :D

I think I need to get laid...I'm pushing the boundaries of human endurance here...

I so would given half the chance. Oculate never needs to know.....


Oops sorry :o

I had breakfast this morning :whistle: & am planning a midnight snack for laters :p :whistle:

See what you're missing out on.....

Stud is more Spud in comparison ffs

[Dixie]

/finds screaming soundtrack.
/press play
/press pause

If you press pause one more time... :mad:

[MickeyD]

Mila can be the moaner, V can be the screamer and I'll take the lead...
LEAD ????? Damn, even silicone is more comfortable!

[satanboy]

That's the old TK spirit



I so would given half the chance. Oculate never needs to know.....



See what you're missing out on.....

Stud is more Spud in comparison ffs

piss off retard...
you smell of piss

5hit for brains

[Lino]

when did you become a prude?

You enjoyed walking around butt nekkid in TK before

When Alan started hanging around here, don't want him to see my Anaconda

[copacetic]

I think I need to get laid...I'm pushing the boundaries of human endurance here...

If it were a competition, I guarantee you that I'd win.

In completely unrelated news, I shaved the other day. :p

[Venomous]

If you press pause one more time... :mad:

ok, ok,

/press play

makes sure the repeat button is selected

[D34M0n7]

If it were a competition, I guarantee you that I'd win.

In completely unrelated news, I shaved the other day. :p

Did you get a bleaching as well? :twisted:

[Lino]

If it were a competition, I guarantee you that I'd win.

In completely unrelated news, I shaved the other day. :p

According to some forumites you could go for a 70kg pitbull

[Venomous]

Its everyone's fault actually! Because you're all making the decision not to pomp me! :p

I would not touch you. :rolleyes:

[Venomous]

When Alan started hanging around here, don't want him to see my Anaconda

scared he might not offer you his sister?

[D34M0n7]

I would not touch you. :rolleyes:

I'll let you smell my hair :love: :D

[Lino]

scared he might not offer you his sister? Na scared he might feel threatned and develop a shlong complex

[Venomous]

I think I hate you, right now :o

Sorry :o


I don't like sleeping alone & as it's summer..... :whistle:
/refrains from saying moar

:D

[D34M0n7]

Na scared he might feel threatned and develop a shlong complex

It's okay. I'm the reticulated python here :p

[Alan]

piss off retard...
you smell of piss

5hit for brains

Feel the hate build inside you, lash out, give in to the power of the darkside

[Alan]

I'll let you smell my hair :love: :D

With all those chemicals she'd go into anaphylactic shock

[satanboy]

Feel the hate build inside you, lash out, give in to the power of the darkside

http://geof666.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/retard-girl-i-can-count-to-potato30.jpg

[Pr⊕phet]

/sips melot

[Dixie]

If it were a competition, I guarantee you that I'd win.

I see your win and flash my 24-month celibacy card...


In completely unrelated news, I shaved the other day. :p
I'm going to be pretty pissed, if you don't post a pic...

[satanboy]

http://dark.pozadia.org/images/wallpapers/Gentle%20touch%20of%20death-519478.jpeg

[D34M0n7]

/sips melot

/removes glove

/slaps with glove

I'm craving wine here! Got 3 bottles downstairs and can't touch a drop! :cry:

[MickeyD]

If it were a competition, I guarantee you that I'd win.
I'm disqualified.

Repeatedly.

[copacetic]

I see your win and flash my 24-month celibacy card...

Amateur! Psssh.


I'm going to be pretty pissed, if you don't post a pic...

Once my diet has done its work, anything is possible. Also, have short hair now, and I even wear shoes sometimes. :D

[Dixie]

/press play

/makes sure the repeat button is selected

I hope this thing runs on the mains...

[D34M0n7]

I'm disqualified.

Repeatedly.

Bwahahaha! :D

Does Mac know? :twisted:

[MickeyD]

/sips melot
Hmmmm.... a new blend?

[D34M0n7]

I hope this thing runs on the mains...

I know a girl who has a toy that runs off of mains :p

[Dixie]

According to some forumites you could go for a 70kg pitbull

...when he's flaccid...

[Dixie]

Also, have short hair now, and I even wear shoes sometimes. :D

OMG! What has Alan done to you!?

[Dixie]

I'm disqualified.

Repeatedly.

Bitch!

:D

[copacetic]

OMG! What has Alan done to you!?

Sucking the hippie out of me, one rainbow coloured droplet at a time. :(

[Venomous]

I hope this thing runs on the mains...
yes, also with UPS & 24hr genertor backup...

[tsume]

How many of you who have had sex haven taken ecstasy during/before sex?

[Venomous]

I'm disqualified.

Repeatedly.

me three...

[D34M0n7]

Sucking the hippie out of me, one rainbow coloured droplet at a time. :(

Why does that sound Twilight? :p

[satanboy]

F U C K
this 5hit

[Lino]

Hmmm must hookup abzo and news24

[MickeyD]

How many of you who have had sex haven taken ecstasy during/before sex?
Nope. No artificial substances required.








Yet...

[Dixie]

/Raises empty glass...

/fades to grey...

[copacetic]

How many of you who have had sex haven taken ecstasy during/before sex?

Never taken ecstasy before.

[Venomous]

How many of you who have had sex haven taken ecstasy during/before sex?
why ruin the experience?

[D34M0n7]

/Raises empty glass...

/fades to grey...

/puts lights on

/initiates anti grey field

You're staying put!

[satanboy]

How many of you who have had sex haven taken ecstasy during/before sex?

don't you know who to ask?

lots...

taking it during would not work as it only "kicks" in after 30-45 minutes

[copacetic]

/puts lights on

/initiates anti grey field

You're staying put!

Has this ever worked?

[satanboy]

why ruin the experience?

RUIN??!!

it increased pleasure and the sense of love...how can that be bad?

[copacetic]

why ruin the experience?

I very much suspect it could enhance the experience.

[D34M0n7]

Has this ever worked?

Not yet... It will one day!

[Alan]

@Dixie

Wait I has sent PM!!!!



Bwahahaha! :D

Does Mac know? :twisted:

Mac bends him over regularly


Sucking the hippie out of me, one rainbow coloured droplet at a time. :(

Ah it is paying off

[Venomous]

/Raises empty glass...

/fades to grey...

dream of those size 16s under your bed...

[D34M0n7]

I've seen people on ecstasy before, they get super-uber horny.

I'd take it, if it weren't for my heart... would like to know how its like to be horny. More than just the fap feeling anyway.

[satanboy]

I've seen people on ecstasy before, they get super-uber horny.

I'd take it, if it weren't for my heart... would like to know how its like to be horny. More than just the fap feeling anyway.

You can fu ck for hours...

[Venomous]

I don't need ecstasy to experience ecstacy

[D34M0n7]

You can fu ck for hours...

I have a feeling that I'd be in hospital before I got a chance to get my fsuk on :p

[tsume]

don't you know who to ask?

lots...

taking it during would not work as it only "kicks" in after 30-45 minutes


Ah yes...SB the drug guru.
It's 2nd time today I heard lyrics in a song about taking X for sex

[satanboy]

I have a feeling that I'd be in hospital before I got a chance to get my fsuk on :p

Your heart might explode. ;)

[satanboy]

I don't need ecstasy to experience ecstacy

Just don't knock it if you haven't tried it.

[Alan]

I don't need ecstasy to experience ecstacy

+1

Don't need any help

[tsume]

What about weed and sex?

[D34M0n7]

Your heart might explode. ;)

I suspect it would, but that's probably not all :whistle:

[BobsLawnService]

You can fu ck for hours...

You need drugs for that.

Shame...

[tsume]

+1

Don't need any help
Well I need to find someone first

[satanboy]

+1

Don't need any help

shut up old fart...you probably inject Viagra directly into your penis

[satanboy]

You need drugs for that.

Shame...

No, but it can last hours more....moron

get out of TK you fecking noob

[Venomous]

Just don't knock it if you haven't tried it.
/shrug

[copacetic]

What about weed and sex?

Good.

[Alan]

Hey Bob :)

[Venomous]

You need drugs for that.

Shame...

don't you have grass to cut?

[satanboy]

I didn't realise that lawnmower pushers knew how to switch on a computer.

[D34M0n7]

No, but it can last hours more....moron

get out of TK you fecking noob

How much faster does it make your heart beat?


Tachypnoea or rapid breathing and/or dyspnea or shortness of breath
Palpitations or abnormal awareness of the beating of the heart
Angina pectoris or severe chest pain, as well as pulmonary hypertension (PH)
Cardiac arrhythmia or abnormal electrical activity of the heart
Circulatory shock or cardiogenic shock
Vasculitis or destruction of blood vessels
Cardiotoxicity or damage to the heart
Cardiac dysfunction, arrest, myocardial infarction, and/or heart failure
Hemorrhage and/or stroke

^ all of that with my luck.

[Alan]

don't you have grass to cut?

no copa's clean shaven already

[Alan]

How much faster does it make your heart beat?

[QUOTE]Tachypnoea or rapid breathing and/or dyspnea or shortness of breath
Palpitations or abnormal awareness of the beating of the heart
Angina pectoris or severe chest pain, as well as pulmonary hypertension (PH)
Cardiac arrhythmia or abnormal electrical activity of the heart
Circulatory shock or cardiogenic shock
Vasculitis or destruction of blood vessels
Cardiotoxicity or damage to the heart
Cardiac dysfunction, arrest, myocardial infarction, and/or heart failure
Hemorrhage and/or stroke/QUOTE]

^ all of that with my luck.

What's your record. Mine is 213 beats per minute

[copacetic]

no copa's clean shaven already

I think it's high time I weaned you off my rainbow drops...

[satanboy]

How much faster does it make your heart beat?



^ all of that with my luck.

I can't give you a scientific answer, but I know it is not recommended for anyone with a heart condition. What is your heart condition?

[satanboy]

What's your record. Mine is 213 beats per minute

shut up...we don't want to hear how many times a week you beat off

[D34M0n7]

What's your record. Mine is 213 beats per minute

Got no idea, last time I was in hospital it was 157 I think... don't know the fastest its been though.

[tsume]

:):cry::)