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Leitmotif
16-11-2006, 08:40 PM
Kidnapping turns into real balls-up

November 16 2006 at 01:55PM

A would-be kidnapper shot his own testicle after tucking his gun into the waistband of his trousers.

It happened as three men were attempting to kidnap a teenager in a dispute about stereo speakers in Wichita, Kansas.

One of the three pulled out a gun, fired it at the teen and missed, reports the Wichita Eagle.

The gunman jammed the pistol back into the waistband of his pants - and it went off, hitting him in the left testicle.

The 23-year-old man's reaction to his injury caused the gun to fire again, hitting himself in the left calf.

The man was arrested after he walked into a medical centre seeking help. His companions, ages 18 and 20, were also arrested. - Ananova.com

(http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1163670572655K351)

This, then, is the true meaning of gun safety... :sick:
supersunbird
16-11-2006, 08:53 PM
in a dispute about stereo speakers :rolleyes:
Alan
16-11-2006, 09:44 PM
Reminds me of this idiot:

http://www.planetvids.com/html/Cop-Shoots-Himself-in-the-Foot.html

Oops :D
bdt
16-11-2006, 10:02 PM
You can bet he didn't say "awww, nuts!" after that little misadventure! :rolleyes: ..sorry, I'm helplessly attracted to atrocious punnage/wordplay :D Oh, and thanks for the quote reminder (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183790/quotes) Leitmotif!
TELESPHORE
16-11-2006, 10:13 PM
Well at least the breeding of that kind has stopped for that individual.
bdt
16-11-2006, 10:17 PM
Don't see why it should, he does still have the other one - and one li'l wriggler (outta millions) IS all it takes! ..or have you missed the whole basic biology thing then? :cool:
flarkit
17-11-2006, 07:39 AM
The doctors shoulda told him there's a risk of lead-poisoning and amputated the rest of his 'tackle' just to be safe.
simple_simon
17-11-2006, 07:59 AM
don't you just love hollywood influence......every cop on tv puts his gun in his pants like this numbnut did....i guess he thought mel gibson has never shot his balls off before and he's done plenty of gun in pants scene's.

almost a darwin award
Cara
17-11-2006, 08:04 AM
Why didn't he just go to the hospital instead of continue to limp around the place? Male pride?

Don't blame the kids for shrieking when he got hold of that machine gun :D
The_Librarian
17-11-2006, 08:42 AM
One word :

Eina.

:D
Syndyre
17-11-2006, 08:45 AM
Why didn't he just go to the hospital instead of continue to limp around the place? Male pride?

Don't blame the kids for shrieking when he got hold of that machine gun :D

He did? Probably didn't want to get arrested anyway. :D
Alan
17-11-2006, 03:25 PM
Why didn't he just go to the hospital instead of continue to limp around the place? Male pride?

Don't blame the kids for shrieking when he got hold of that machine gun :D

I don't get that. I mean the worst he could do is spay a burst of lead into row three. :rolleyes:

:D