Rex Regis
20-02-2007, 10:29 AM
http://www.news24.com/News24/Technology/News/0,,2-13-1443_2071170,00.html
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protzkrog
20-02-2007, 10:47 AM
well Mbeki is going to be hiding behind his R90 million wall...
Leitmotif
20-02-2007, 10:48 AM
I plan to be dead by then...
Nod
20-02-2007, 10:49 AM
What are you talking about? The world ends in 2012. What a useless post :p
Syndyre
20-02-2007, 11:03 AM
Switzerland, only place I know of with shelter space for every resident. :D
kokzn
20-02-2007, 11:05 AM
I'm starting to build the Ark...
Any1 who want to be saved can help me :)
Any1 who want to be saved can help me :)
Rex Regis
20-02-2007, 11:06 AM
I'm starting to build the Ark...
Any1 who want to be saved can help me :)
Asteroid vs Ark, I just dont see that one working out in your favour :p
Any1 who want to be saved can help me :)
Asteroid vs Ark, I just dont see that one working out in your favour :p
BobbyMac
20-02-2007, 11:09 AM
Playing the lottery. If I'm gonna win it then it will be on the last day of earth's existence.
kokzn
20-02-2007, 11:09 AM
Asteroid vs Ark, I just dont see that one working out in your favour :p
How about if i build it deep under the sea? :D
How about if i build it deep under the sea? :D
NaZKuL
20-02-2007, 11:10 AM
"San Francisco - An asteroid may come uncomfortably close to Earth in 2036 and the United Nations should assume responsibility for a space mission to deflect it, a group of astronauts, engineers and scientists said on Saturday."
Sounds like a script for a hollywood movie...:D
Sounds like a script for a hollywood movie...:D
Rex Regis
20-02-2007, 11:10 AM
How about if i build it deep under the sea? :D
Well then technically it will have to be a submarine and not an Ark ;)
Well then technically it will have to be a submarine and not an Ark ;)
DigitalSoldier
20-02-2007, 11:12 AM
Switzerland, only place I know of with shelter space for every resident. :D
lol from what I read the law is changing and they are busy taking apart all their shelters doubt there would be any left in 2036 :p
lol from what I read the law is changing and they are busy taking apart all their shelters doubt there would be any left in 2036 :p
kokzn
20-02-2007, 11:13 AM
Well then technically it will have to be a submarine and not an Ark ;)
true, but it will serve the purpose of an Ark...
true, but it will serve the purpose of an Ark...
NaZKuL
20-02-2007, 11:19 AM
hehe... or they could just nuke it! it'll look sooo pretty, an explosion in space!!!! :)
Rex Regis
20-02-2007, 11:24 AM
true, but it will serve the purpose of an Ark...
Better get yourself some good ventilation on your sub-ark, its going to get smelly down there :p
Better get yourself some good ventilation on your sub-ark, its going to get smelly down there :p
icyrus
20-02-2007, 11:29 AM
We're doomed. By then bruce willis will probably be dead.
Rex Regis
20-02-2007, 11:32 AM
We're doomed. By then bruce willis will probably be dead.
Oh ****e you are right!!! Can always get Dirk Pitt to save us!
Oh ****e you are right!!! Can always get Dirk Pitt to save us!
BobbyMac
20-02-2007, 11:40 AM
We're doomed. By then bruce willis will probably be dead.
There's always Ashton Kutcher. Demi must've had some reason to replace Bruce with that weed
There's always Ashton Kutcher. Demi must've had some reason to replace Bruce with that weed
Faffy
20-02-2007, 12:13 PM
I agree with Nod, We will have all been dead since 2012 :/
Koos Custodiet
20-02-2007, 12:44 PM
Sounds like a script for a hollywood movie...:D
Well, the book's been written.
Read "Lucifer's Hammer" by Pournelle.
Koos
Edit : and we can stop worrying about the Unix epoch ending in 2038 :-)
Well, the book's been written.
Read "Lucifer's Hammer" by Pournelle.
Koos
Edit : and we can stop worrying about the Unix epoch ending in 2038 :-)
ernstn
20-02-2007, 01:48 PM
Safely in heaven!
krycor
20-02-2007, 02:03 PM
well our gov will question the existance of the astroid..
Rex Regis
20-02-2007, 02:05 PM
Perhaps Thabos 90 million wall can defect it into space
BobbyMac
20-02-2007, 02:06 PM
well our gov will question the existance of the astroid..
Yeah :D This massive fireball will be lighting up the SA 11 pm night sky as if it's noon and there will be T-bone, smoking his pipe and saying: "It's a perception".
Yeah :D This massive fireball will be lighting up the SA 11 pm night sky as if it's noon and there will be T-bone, smoking his pipe and saying: "It's a perception".
RompelStompel
20-02-2007, 07:04 PM
I'll be in my nuclear bunker :D
Syndyre
20-02-2007, 07:16 PM
lol from what I read the law is changing and they are busy taking apart all their shelters doubt there would be any left in 2036 :p
Guess I'll have to build my own one then, damn. :D
Guess I'll have to build my own one then, damn. :D
bwana
20-02-2007, 07:47 PM
We're doomed. By then bruce willis will probably be dead.No worries - we're safe - Steve Tyler will still be around to do the soundtrack :)
Boodles
20-02-2007, 07:52 PM
I'll either be dead (hope not) or relaxing in OZ with monthly royalties to finance my porche and my retirement.
Alan
20-02-2007, 08:09 PM
I'll either be dead (hope not) or relaxing in OZ with monthly royalties to finance my porche and my retirement.
I'll be your neighbour :p
I'll be your neighbour :p
xtermin8or
21-02-2007, 11:52 AM
Washington Post - 11 April 2036
NEW YORK - As Apophis fast approaches Earth, a special meeting of the United Nation's Security Council was held at the United Nations Headquarters in New York.
The five minute meeting ended with a statement to the media calling on the world not to panic in the light of possible catastrophic events come the 13th
The statement read 'Chuck's on our side'
Apophis has been monitored since the early part of the millenium and in 2009 the The Association of Space Explorers, a group of former astronauts and cosmonauts, made a proposal to the UN to ready plans to intercept the asteroid.
Little heed was paid to the warning until today, when the Organisation unveiled their secret weapon - Chuck will save the day
NEW YORK - As Apophis fast approaches Earth, a special meeting of the United Nation's Security Council was held at the United Nations Headquarters in New York.
The five minute meeting ended with a statement to the media calling on the world not to panic in the light of possible catastrophic events come the 13th
The statement read 'Chuck's on our side'
Apophis has been monitored since the early part of the millenium and in 2009 the The Association of Space Explorers, a group of former astronauts and cosmonauts, made a proposal to the UN to ready plans to intercept the asteroid.
Little heed was paid to the warning until today, when the Organisation unveiled their secret weapon - Chuck will save the day
Rex Regis
21-02-2007, 12:00 PM
Washington Post - 11 April 2036
...- Chuck will save the day
Oh ok why not, I mean he will only be 96 then!
...- Chuck will save the day
Oh ok why not, I mean he will only be 96 then!
chiskop
21-02-2007, 12:03 PM
I don't know, does Chuck age in human-years?
xtermin8or
21-02-2007, 12:08 PM
Chuck does not age, the ages halt before Chuck
Natas
21-02-2007, 12:12 PM
I'll be cruising around in my banana powered hover car, wearing the flyest cape and platform boots you've ever seen (those come abck in a big way in 2036) chllin wif my pleassure bots. Mackin on hoes from diffent planets...and hopefully by then I woulda fc*ked a green b1tch, just like captain Kirk....you gotta be one hrony motherfc*ka to ***** a green b1tch...(as Eddy Murphy said, who is 2036 will be the United State's first cybernetically enhanced black president)
BobbyMac
21-02-2007, 12:26 PM
I'll be cruising around in my banana powered hover car, wearing the flyest cape and platform boots you've ever seen (those come abck in a big way in 2036) chllin wif my pleassure bots. Mackin on hoes from diffent planets...and hopefully by then I woulda fc*ked a green b1tch, just like captain Kirk....you gotta be one hrony motherfc*ka to ***** a green b1tch...(as Eddy Murphy said, who is 2036 will be the United State's first cybernetically enhanced black president)Hopefully by then you've installed Firefox 2 - with built in spell-checker.
Lord Anubis
21-02-2007, 10:50 PM
I plan on a Hugh Heffner Life style by at least 2026. Why not be ancient and have hot babes around all the time. Geez, retirement surely can't be sitting with some first (1990,s) ancient wifey in an old age home with a blanket over my knees in a wheelchair.... No way...Not unless I have a Hot babe under the blanket and first wifey's "put away" somewhere where she can't embarress me!!
ROFLMAO I'm such a b@stard tonight!!!! (Budget 2007 "anticlimax" party at the Office was cr@p and I was home with above mentioned wifey by 9.30pm!!!)
ROFLMAO I'm such a b@stard tonight!!!! (Budget 2007 "anticlimax" party at the Office was cr@p and I was home with above mentioned wifey by 9.30pm!!!)
sonxEr77
21-02-2007, 11:03 PM
We're doomed. By then bruce willis will probably be dead.
Reminds me of his movie 'AMAGEDON... had a lot to do along these lines
Reminds me of his movie 'AMAGEDON... had a lot to do along these lines
DagegeN
21-02-2007, 11:23 PM
i'll be sitting next to Hitler planning the 3rd and final world take-over by the Germans