View Full Version : Is Anal Sex a Sin ?
Bondizzo
05-04-2007, 11:47 AM
I just heard this from a friend of mine and wanted to know if it is or if it isn't,what are your guys views ?
Heterosexual anal sex?
ETA: Damn -- that's definitely the weirdest thing I've posted. Ever. Anywhere.
ghoti
05-04-2007, 11:51 AM
LOL. I suppose someone will find a verse that mentions something about an orange that will link it to sin.
Leitmotif
05-04-2007, 11:51 AM
Anything that hurts others unneccessarily is a sin. All other supposed sins are made-up garbage...
ghoti
05-04-2007, 11:52 AM
Anything that hurts others unneccessarily is a sin. All other supposed sins are made-up garbage...
Nice response.
ghoti
05-04-2007, 11:59 AM
Yip it is.
Stupid response.
Stupid response.
Not really.
Bondizzo
05-04-2007, 12:02 PM
come on guys you can do better than that, can you back it up with some scriptures ? what if both party's enjoy it, and if you married is it a sin ?
Bondizzo
05-04-2007, 12:05 PM
okay I found out it isnt a sin
http://www.sexinchrist.com/index.html
“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”
This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.
In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)
pongo
05-04-2007, 12:07 PM
this r interesting questions!
what if sumbody bums u while you are sleeping? then r u making a sin? and what if u just pretending to b sleeping? :eek: is it more gay 2 bum a girl while u think about a guy? or 2 bum a guy while u think bout a girl? :eek:
Im rly confused. where can I get answerz in teh bible? wot chapter has got teh most bumming in it?
ghoti
05-04-2007, 12:08 PM
Not really.
Yes it it. No justification for your statement.
ghoti
05-04-2007, 12:09 PM
this r interesting questions!
what if sumbody bums u while you are sleeping? then r u making a sin? and what if u just pretending to b sleeping? :eek: is it more gay 2 bum a girl while u think about a guy? or 2 bum a guy while u think bout a girl? :eek:
Im rly confused. where can I get answerz in teh bible? wot chapter has got teh most bumming in it?
I liked this answer the best: http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showpost.php?p=968621&postcount=4
.geek
05-04-2007, 12:13 PM
this r interesting questions!
what if sumbody bums u while you are sleeping? then r u making a sin? and what if u just pretending to b sleeping? :eek: is it more gay 2 bum a girl while u think about a guy? or 2 bum a guy while u think bout a girl? :eek:
Im rly confused. where can I get answerz in teh bible? wot chapter has got teh most bumming in it?
Do you speak like that in real life?
Or r j00 just tryin to be teh cool bru?
Anything that hurts others unneccessarily is a sin. All other supposed sins are made-up garbage...
I would like to point out the nature of sin. In short anything that is commanded by God and rejected by you is a sin. For instance if God commands you to go eat a ice cream and you do not do so you are sinning.
ToxicBunny
05-04-2007, 12:15 PM
Yt r tyring 2 b teh c00l and teh shiznizzle.....
And of course makes itself look like a n00b in the process, but hey, its all for a good laugh
ToxicBunny
05-04-2007, 12:16 PM
Then I live the ultimate and most fun sin.
I reject God in all its shapes or forms....
Ain't it teh coolz0rs?
.geek
05-04-2007, 12:18 PM
:)
ghoti
05-04-2007, 12:19 PM
The 12th commandment, "Though shalt not haveth bum sex"
Natas
05-04-2007, 12:19 PM
Mmmmm..looks like the bible might have some raunchy scenes in it..maybe I should give it a read.....have heard some bad reviews tho'
I dont think anal sex is always painful. I think that after a few times taking it up the ****ter, it starts to become pleassurable...Well thats what I ahve kinda surmised from some of the pron I have seen....which I watch purely research purposes.....
ToxicBunny
05-04-2007, 12:21 PM
Addendum to 12th commandment : "unless its for a good cause".
GangStarr
05-04-2007, 12:22 PM
anal :D
it has more grip :cool:
supersunbird
05-04-2007, 12:24 PM
Anal sex a sin?! No way, its tha bomb!
ghoti
05-04-2007, 12:24 PM
anal :D
it has more grip :cool:
ROFLOL, Quoted for remembrance.
Syndyre
05-04-2007, 12:25 PM
anal :D
it has more grip :cool:
Why do gay men wear condoms?
For traction in the mud. :sick: :sick: :sick:
:D
JBFRobisher
05-04-2007, 12:25 PM
this r interesting questions!
what if sumbody bums u while you are sleeping? then r u making a sin? and what if u just pretending to b sleeping? :eek: is it more gay 2 bum a girl while u think about a guy? or 2 bum a guy while u think bout a girl? :eek:
Im rly confused. where can I get answerz in teh bible? wot chapter has got teh most bumming in it?
Would you mind posting in something closer to English please?
Bondizzo
05-04-2007, 12:30 PM
what does the word say about oral sex and hand jobs ?
Napalm
05-04-2007, 12:41 PM
Back in the day (the BC days's) Showing 2cm of cleavage was propably a sin.
Or even a bare leg might have been a form of seduction *lol*
I'm not sure if its a sin or not between man and woman though (the bible says that sex outside marraige is a sin *not sure where it stands but i remember it*)
I do know in the bible it states that one man may not lie with another man. (it states that in a few places in the bible, and again.. *not sure where in the bible... but i do remember it*)
I just heard this from a friend of mine and wanted to know if it is or if it isn't,what are your guys views ?
Levi 20:13 states: " 'If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
So, for sure man on man sex is out, dodo, internet junkie and prom will have you killed.
The only way you can have sex with a man "as with a women", can only be anal. Therefore anal sex with a women must, by default, be ok by God.
pongo
05-04-2007, 02:01 PM
Levi 20:13 states: " 'If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."
levi is just saying u shudnt nevah lie 2 ur bros. bros b4 hos :)
kilo39
06-04-2007, 03:41 PM
Keep posting pongo; they can't help it if they can't understand it :D
Pr⊕phet
26-08-2012, 12:50 AM
levi is just saying u shudnt nevah lie 2 ur bros. bros b4 hos :)
I'm not sure.
copacetic
26-08-2012, 12:55 AM
wtf
Epic resurrect
buyeye
26-08-2012, 01:32 AM
He is on a mission . :)
From where I don't know.;)
ChilliGirl
26-08-2012, 02:36 AM
:erm:
lol
KSINGH
26-08-2012, 03:32 AM
/popcorn
Wait
/baby oil
fish_man
26-08-2012, 06:16 AM
here we go again
Pr⊕phet
26-08-2012, 01:09 PM
/popcorn
Wait
/baby oil
Too much of that might be unhealthy.
here we go again
You make no sense.
satanboy
26-08-2012, 01:21 PM
If masturbation is a sin then anal sex should be too.
Genesis 38:9-10
But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.
pretty screwed up book
biometrics
26-08-2012, 01:34 PM
What did Prophet search for to find this thread? :erm::wtf:
ichigo
26-08-2012, 01:37 PM
If masturbation is a sin then anal sex should be too.
pretty screwed up book
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNl5L9rwU54 about that verse
atomcrusher
26-08-2012, 01:41 PM
What did Prophet search for to find this thread? :erm::wtf:
He possibly googled "xes lana (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CCEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fdefine. php%3Fterm%3DXes%2520Lana&ei=Igs6UJb8GYyBhQe94IHwDQ&usg=AFQjCNEDENBOZ17d6J9ZVNxWFsoQInPmzw&sig2=1eN7cSxTEHHf-2Tw_DJFDw)" by mistake
Pr⊕phet
26-08-2012, 02:30 PM
What did Prophet search for to find this thread? :erm::wtf:
I clicked here (http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/forumdisplay.php/149-Philosophical-debates/page154) and read from the back :confused:
Lordpiet
29-08-2012, 11:46 AM
Anything that hurts others unneccessarily is a sin. All other supposed sins are made-up garbage...
hahahaha but they say It only hurts the 1st time . . .
so it is a sin only the 1st time you do it :D
thestaggy
29-08-2012, 11:52 AM
. . .waste the semen on the ground. . .And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.
Dirty bugger. I'd also be upset if some dude was nutting all over the floor.
MightyQuin
29-08-2012, 12:17 PM
okay I found out it isnt a sin
http://www.sexinchrist.com/index.html
“I thought the Bible said anal sex was a sin.”
This is a common misconception. Anal sex is confusing to many Christians because of the attention paid to the Bible’s condemnation of homosexual acts. However, it’s important to realize that these often quoted scriptures refer only to sexual acts between two men. Nowhere does the Bible forbid anal sex between a male and female.
In fact, many Biblical passages allude to the act of anal sex between men and women. Lamentations 2:10 describes how “The virgins of Jerusalem have bowed their heads to the ground,” indicating how a virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex. Another suggestive scripture tells of a woman’s pride in her “valley” (referring to her buttocks and the cleft between them) and entices her lover to ejaculate against her backside: "How boastful you are about the valleys! O backsliding daughter who trusts in her treasures, {saying,} ' Who will come against me?' (Jeremiah 49:4) And in the Song of Songs, the lover urges his mate to allow him to enter her from behind: “Draw me after you, let us make haste.” (Song of Solomon, 1:4)
OMG...this must be the ultimate example of reading between the lines. Not that the Bible should anyway ever be used as any form of proof of anything. Let me guess...the OP is a very horny Christian?
evilstebunny
29-08-2012, 02:11 PM
OMG...this must be the ultimate example of reading between the lines.
Same thoughts here .. if I were a judge I'd probably allow it, but have to add "Careful, you're on very thin ice here".
The virgins bowing their heads to the ground? ... as if you can't mount a woman in a non-anally way from the back too. Valleys? .. could describe either the smaller hills & cleft in front, or the ban-the-gay dispensers above that just as well.
Move along folks, sin or not there's nothing about anal here.
rakabos3
29-08-2012, 02:40 PM
If you believe in fairy tales, religion etc then yes i suppose it is a sin
Ockie
29-08-2012, 02:46 PM
/popcorn
Wait
/baby oil
Baby oil is not condom safe and is a no no for anal sex...well...if you want to do it safely anyway. You have been warned.
If anal sex is a sin then how would homosexuals consummate their now legal marriages? :confused:
DJ...
29-08-2012, 02:53 PM
I'm not sure.
That was a pretty trollish thread resurrection...
Geriatrix
29-08-2012, 02:58 PM
If anal sex is a sin then how would homosexuals consummate their now legal marriages? :confused:
Paper-rock-scissors.
rakabos3
29-08-2012, 03:52 PM
Paper-rock-scissors.
paper-cock-scissors
ponder
29-08-2012, 04:12 PM
It's haram in Islam.
Paper-rock-scissors.
Thought Scissors was what lesbianisms do.
Geriatrix
29-08-2012, 04:21 PM
Thought Scissors was what lesbianisms do.
Seems my off-hand comment was unintentionally profound and deep. :p
Madhawk
29-08-2012, 04:23 PM
My mom once told me, I can stick it in any hole I want, as long as I'm married to that person....:D
Slootvreter
29-08-2012, 04:23 PM
OMG...this must be the ultimate example of reading between the lines. Not that the Bible should anyway ever be used as any form of proof of anything. Let me guess...the OP is a very horny Christian?
LOL. Well said :D
Slootvreter
29-08-2012, 04:25 PM
My mom once told me, I can stick it in any hole I want, as long as I'm married to that person....:D
My mom and dad are still virgins. As am I :o
My mom once told me, I can stick it in any hole I want, as long as I'm married to that person....So I married my mother:D
:wtf:
unskinnybob
29-08-2012, 04:27 PM
Paper-rock-scissors.
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Geriatrix
29-08-2012, 04:31 PM
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/74835796.jpg?key=280660&Expires=1346251398&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=pf8GP9Z81E9cs3g0Hw7cjwq7Skm6RdkYzOfbs94P Fq8hdQ4SLGVGjombn84cXyOhMA2XGLVitOJvsj5PGHRg2ClXAk An4BGQgsokw~XkG1iXNogjzzCHffxAWPljIa~hJjAK4pocyL8R AJR-79dxAT2noZKu1~q3IKyx~9ShzDo_
:D
old thread revived...
Question is why would u want *** on your dick??
old thread revived...
Question is why would u want *** on your dick??
:erm: never watched porn? Seriously?
copacetic
10-09-2012, 10:28 PM
old thread revived...
Question is why would u want *** on your dick??
Why would a woman want semen in her mouth?
Why would a woman want semen in her mouth?
Just as disgusting..even worse thought is after the anal act then putting it in her mouth!!
Why would u put petrol in your radiator? Thinks work better the way they were designed
:erm: never watched porn? Seriously?
I dont get the point u make?
I dont get the point u make?
Watch some and tell me how much "*** on dicks" you see :erm:
eehellfire
10-09-2012, 11:11 PM
Watch some and tell me how much "*** on dicks" you see :erm:
Real caramel caverns aren't like porn - they have poo in them, and some of that will get on you. And your sheets, carpets, or wherever you're doing it
[QUOTE=abzo;8921381]Watch some and tell me how much "*** on dicks" you see :erm:[/QUOTE
I'm sure they'll wipe it off between scenes...even a tiny remnant is urrrggh
copacetic
10-09-2012, 11:17 PM
Just as disgusting..even worse thought is after the anal act then putting it in her mouth!!
Why would u put petrol in your radiator? Thinks work better the way they were designed
I would not want to have sex with you. I can tell it would be extremely boring.
And that's kind of the point...
Sensorei
10-09-2012, 11:58 PM
Just as disgusting..even worse thought is after the anal act then putting it in her mouth!!
Why would u put petrol in your radiator? Thinks work better the way they were designed
What straight man with testosterone in his balls does not want to blow his load in a beautiful woman's mouth!? Are you off your rocker?
CoolBug
11-09-2012, 12:12 AM
Forgive me father because I am currently sinning.
If you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing.
A toast to but sex!
Cheers.
CoolBug
11-09-2012, 12:15 AM
Just as disgusting..even worse thought is after the anal act then putting it in her mouth!!
I also think that is disgusting, that's why I am grateful for being extremely flexible, I can be the one who puts it in my mouth after anal, besides, I suck better than her. Only myself though, another guy would just be so gay.
COMPUTEK
11-09-2012, 12:18 AM
I also think that is disgusting, that's why I am grateful for being extremely flexible, I can be the one who puts it in my mouth after anal, besides, I suck better than her. Only myself though, another guy would just be so gay.
:wtf: WTF
Randhir
11-09-2012, 12:23 AM
I also think that is disgusting, that's why I am grateful for being extremely flexible, I can be the one who puts it in my mouth after anal, besides, I suck better than her. Only myself though, another guy would just be so gay.
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23424154.jpg
Edduck
11-09-2012, 12:45 AM
Epic thread necro :D :D
Only realised after 5 minutes this thread originates from a different decade....
Bryn26
11-09-2012, 01:37 AM
I also think that is disgusting, that's why I am grateful for being extremely flexible, I can be the one who puts it in my mouth after anal, besides, I suck better than her. Only myself though, another guy would just be so gay.
This post gave me cancer.
I also think that is disgusting, that's why I am grateful for being extremely flexible, I can be the one who puts it in my mouth after anal, besides, I suck better than her. Only myself though, another guy would just be so gay.
Please post pics ASAP. :eek:
Slootvreter
11-09-2012, 08:13 AM
old thread revived...
Question is why would u want *** on your dick??
Yeahhh.....that doesn't really happen ;)
copacetic
11-09-2012, 08:17 AM
Yeahhh.....that doesn't really happen ;)
Of course it can (and does), but so what?
Ockie
11-09-2012, 08:29 AM
Of course it can (and does), but so what?
Well....if it is your partner then it really aint such a big deal in my opinion. When it is a casual shag...then yes. Then needs to be clean. That is where a bit of planning before hand comes in.
copacetic
11-09-2012, 09:07 AM
Well....if it is your partner then it really aint such a big deal in my opinion. When it is a casual shag...then yes. Then needs to be clean. That is where a bit of planning before hand comes in.
Sure.
CoolBug
11-09-2012, 11:37 AM
I suppose rimming might be a good start for preparation?
I would not want to have sex with you. I can tell it would be extremely boring.
And that's kind of the point...
I can be exciting in other ways....tell me when u ready..
porchrat
11-09-2012, 01:51 PM
I can be exciting in other ways....tell me when u ready..
Woo yea that it's no holds barred for you and the boys at the annual communion wine tasting!
You animal you! :p
Of course it can (and does), but so what?
That's an entirely different conversation. :erm:
Ockie
11-09-2012, 04:28 PM
I suppose rimming might be a good start for preparation?
Depends on what you mean by preparation.
Slootvreter
11-09-2012, 04:30 PM
Depends on what you mean by preparation.
Preperation H