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05-04-2007, 09:15 PM
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and ****. You know, rollin with tha homies and ****.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
J-Dogg: Oh ****, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only **** women...
J-Dogg: **** just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dip****.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
05-04-2007, 09:20 PM
VictimX_27: Hi there!
VictimX_27: What u up 2?
cheesedog: Nice English.
cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short bus?
VictimX_27: Get ****ed
cheesedog: I'm just joking relax
cheesedog: What's your name?
VictimX_27: Whats yours?
cheesedog: I asked you first.
VictimX_27: I asked you second
cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle school?
cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny
cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog
VictimX_27: Thats not your real name
cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name?
VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog as a last name
cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?
VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose
VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that av?
cheesedog: Yes it is
VictimX_27: Very handsome
VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem
cheesedog: **** you.
VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good way
VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot!
cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot?
cheesedog: What do you look like?
cheesedog: Do you have a pic?
VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to anyone
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly
cheesedog: I won't make fun of you
VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't like my looks
cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh?
cheesedog: Is that what you're saying?
VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty
cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that.
cheesedog: Then describe yourself.
VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I look like?
cheesedog: Because I think you're nice
cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head while I'm talking to you.
VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture me. Trust me
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly.
cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful on the inside.
VictimX_27: You don't even know me
cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character
VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me?
cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all
cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with it... thats fine.
VictimX_27: You don't understand
cheesedog: Is it that bad?
cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you as Weezy from the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: She is the bomb!
cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking about her!
cheesedog: Yep. Weezy.
VictimX_27: Who is that?
cheesedog: George's wife.
VictimX_27: Who is george
cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: Are you ****ing deaf?
VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons?
cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go
cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons are?
VictimX_27: Should I?
VictimX_27: Well I don't.
cheesedog: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN! BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL...
cheesedog: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN. JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL
VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying?
cheesedog: Hold on a second
cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC*
VictimX_27: Thats her?
VictimX_27: I don't look anything like that
cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy!
VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny.
cheesedog: What's funny?
VictimX_27: u r
cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you
VictimX_27: me 2
cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy, what do you look like?
VictimX_27: u don't give up do u?
VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her
VictimX_27: I'm very white
cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul sista'
cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I guess.
VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most
VictimX_27: I'm an albino
cheesedog: a what?
VictimX_27: u don't know what that is?
cheesedog: I've heard the word before
VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin, eyes or hair
VictimX_27: So I'm all white
cheesedog: This is bull****
VictimX_27: I'm serious!
VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before?
cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?
VictimX_27: No, we live all over.
cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen any
VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose
cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna know what an albino looks like.
VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of one but not me
VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC*
cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky
VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture out?
cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it.
cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly
cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually.
VictimX_27: Thank u
cheesedog: No problem
cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what you look like.
VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?
VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with my sister
VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get back?
cheesedog: S ure. Then I'll sex you up.
VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL
cheesedog: I'm serious
VictimX_27: We'll see.
cheesedog: Yes we will.
VictimX_27: Bye for now!
cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.
VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
About 3 hours later...
cheesedog: Hello there
VictimX_27: I'm back
cheesedog: Have fun at the mall?
VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes
VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes
cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now?
cheesedog: Is that a yes?
VictimX_27: Could be
cheesedog: HOT DAMN!
cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples
cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam my hand down your..
VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy
VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with you if thats all you want
cheesedog: What do you mean?
VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore me later are you?
cheesedog: Of course not.
cheesedog: I like you.
VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you are.
cheesedog: I'm 27. Now....
cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts with my rough hands
cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my fingers
cheesedog: They get hard again... what?
VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything about me first?
VictimX_27: Like what I like?
cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.
VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing.
cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!
VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass
VictimX_27: Just give me a minute
VictimX_27: I'm back
VictimX_27: thank you
cheesedog: So what do you like?
VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked
cheesedog: Any place in particular?
VictimX_27: uhhh yeah
cheesedog: tell me
VictimX_27: on my clit
cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!
VictimX_27: I also like being done from behind
cheesedog: Ok. Check this out.
cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building.
cheesedog: No is around. Its all quiet.
VictimX_27: Uh huh
cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants and slide my hand across your clit
cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy.
cheesedog: I slip your panties down and continue to massage your *****
VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm
cheesedog: I place my mouth on your ***** as I eat you from behind
cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across your moist hole
cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
VictimX_27: WHAT THE **** IS THIS ****!!!
cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**
cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
VictimX_27: YOU ARE A ****ING *******!
cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE **** UP!
cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass.
cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**
VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!
cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color
VictimX_27: **** YOUUUU
cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!
VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND **** YOUUUU!!!!!
cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore!
VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped, I said.
cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit.
cheesedog: But there is already slime on your it!!
cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater and gets jealous!!
cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF!
VictimX_27: **** YOU!!!!!!!!
cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them**
VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
Hahahahhaaha lol, just as good as bloodninja
VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino before?
cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?
05-04-2007, 09:35 PM
My assistant in crime tried her hand at cybering the bloodninja way...
BLoOds SiS: i guess i was feeling horny anyway ...what can u do tho eh
Imnovicar: lol im horny too
Imnovicar: u r sooo sexy
BLoOds SiS: i have this urge 2 talk dirty 2 u..i know it's wrong tho
Imnovicar: ok do it lol
BLoOds SiS: i look at u with wanton lust
BLoOds SiS: i begin 2 drool down my top...****
Imnovicar: i look at urt picture and something stirs ,
BLoOds SiS: i look at u and OMG i just spotted a HUGE bogey hanging from ur nose
Imnovicar: sure ur going 2 get it now
BLoOds SiS: u move in 2 kiss me, i duck out of the way of incoming bogey and nauseously begin kissing the thick mass of tangled hair on ur big fat beer belly <retchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh> <WHOOOLAAAAA>
Imnovicar: what u doing freak??
Imnovicar: u r lovely but this is weird
BLoOds SiS: God i feel ill <think parma violets think parma violets>
BLoOds SiS: make me better baby
Imnovicar: ok lol
Imnovicar: i will
Imnovicar: would u like me to suck ur nipples
Imnovicar: lick ur tits
Imnovicar: kiss ur neck
BLoOds SiS: theres that bogey again
BLoOds SiS: <RETCHHHHHHHHHHH> <WHURRRRRGHHHHH>
BLoOds SiS: let me suck ur big fat juicy cock <GULPS>
BLoOds SiS: let me see it baby
Imnovicar: its 7 inches and quite thick
BLoOds SiS: as my nose inches near it i start fighting the urge 2 puke
BLoOds SiS: JESUS H CHRIST THAT REEKS <whulurgghhhhh>
BLoOds SiS: have u showered in the last few months?
BLoOds SiS: <think parma violets think parma violets>
BLoOds SiS: my mouth begins 2 jet saliva nnnuurrgghhhhhh gonna puke
BLoOds SiS: <RETCHHHHHHHHHHHH>
Imnovicar: hunni i think ur sexy but r u sure this is ok???
BLoOds SiS: i'm ok now
BLoOds SiS: phew
BLoOds SiS: ok i'm ok now can we get on with the show
Imnovicar: spread ur legs
BLoOds SiS: i get on all 4s on the bed and wait 4 u 2 penetrate me with abaited breath
Imnovicar: mmmm pull ur ***** apart
BLoOds SiS: ready baby
Imnovicar: im gunna lick ur ***** first get u real wey
BLoOds SiS: <silence descends> <thinks this is ****, yawns>
Imnovicar: ok im gunna slip my cock in
BLoOds SiS: i'm ALL ready baby <excited>
Imnovicar: brace ur self its going deep inside u
BLoOds SiS: I'm still waitingggggggggggg
Imnovicar: its right the way in now
BLoOds SiS: okkkkkkkkk i can't feel a thing, is it "IN"?
Imnovicar: yes take it all
BLoOds SiS: i honestly can't feel a thing
BLoOds SiS: i rock back and forth and omg fanny fart in quick succession with every feeble thrust
BLoOds SiS: i can't stop giggling
BLoOds SiS: the stench in the room is becoming unbearable as i once again start to think about parma violets
BLoOds SiS: <RETCHHHHHHHHHHHHH>
BLoOds SiS: ur disgusting flabby rolls of belly fat start 2 make a sweaty farting sound as the rolls and rolls of vast amounts of flab connects with my buttocks <RETCHHHHHHH> <HLUUUURGGHHH>
BLoOds SiS: OMG i just puked on ur pillow
BLoOds SiS: lie in that boy!!!!
BLoOds SiS: <honks like a seal>
BLoOds SiS: <honk honk honk>
Imnovicar: what u doing freak?? wtf is this??????
BLoOds SiS: i push ur face in the puke and sit on the back of ur head
BLoOds SiS: scream my name scream my name!!! <bounces up n down on ur head>
BLoOds SiS: BITCHBOY KNOW UR PLACE U MAGGOT DICKED SWEATY FAT **** yeah baby yeahhhhhhhhhh
Imnovicar: u need serious help u ****ing fruitloop bitch **** u
05-04-2007, 09:39 PM
ractice safe cybersex. Enjoy
hotstud69: Hello there
hotstud69: What is your name?
blondebabe4u: Sandy, urs?
hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight?
blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u?
hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing?
blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top.
hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like?
blondebabe4u: I am 5'6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you?
hotstud69: i am 6'0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan
blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome
hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off?
blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too....
hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too
blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36D's like that, you are good
hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them..
blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing.
hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited
blondebabe4u: need me to help you there Bob
hotstud69: oh yea, let me unzip for you
blondebabe4u: oh wow bob, you have a nice one
hotstud69: OH ****
hotstud69: SON OF A BITCH!!!
blondebabe4u: whats wrong?
hotstud69: Got it stuck in the zipper...
hotstud69: oh god, I am bleeding.....
blondebabe4u: bob, are you ok?
hotstud69: OMG... OMG...
hotstud69: I am feeling faint... blood everywhere...
blondebabe4u: are you ok?
hotstud69: HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!!
blondebabe4u: what bob what??
hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
blondebabe4u: fell off?
hotstud69: it is on the floor, laying there... I am looking at it, damn, thought it would be bigger.........
blondebabe4u: call an abulance...
hotstud69: I can't
hotstud69: Because I am on the computer
blondebabe4u: well get off
hotstud69: the last time tried to get off, my dick fell off........
hotstud69: has left the room
05-04-2007, 09:45 PM
# uicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hey you?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: im good
# el_effu_gone_wild: wuz up babe how u been
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: so good now
# el_effu_gone_wild: what u doing
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: chilling at home
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: and now im thinking about you
# el_effu_gone_wild: me too babe
# el_effu_gone_wild: what's up what u wanna do
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: ciber
# el_effu_gone_wild: are u wet?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I don't know are you baby?
# el_effu_gone_wild: im soaking wet
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: what do you like?
# el_effu_gone_wild: big tasty pussies
# el_effu_gone_wild: u got one
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: oh yeah, me to
# el_effu_gone_wild: are u naked?
# el_effu_gone_wild: what are ur measurements
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: we are are making out on the couch
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: re you a dude?
# el_effu_gone_wild: yeah why?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: god damn it so am i
# el_effu_gone_wild: forget it
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: thats ok we can still make this work. wear on the couch and I'm rubbing your tits
# el_effu_gone_wild: oh hell no
# el_effu_gone_wild: no way
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: come on,I was in prison. How about you?
# el_effu_gone_wild: never been there thank you
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: your welcome
# el_effu_gone_wild: ok
# el_effu_gone_wild: you can try
# el_effu_gone_wild: with
# el_effu_gone_wild: madamlibrarian21
# el_effu_gone_wild: that's a nick find her yourself
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I go down on your warm wet *****
# el_effu_gone_wild: try also anamaria_maria2003 you might find her too
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: licking it
# el_effu_gone_wild: you aint going nowhere with me
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: then I turn you over and make you eat my ass. mmmmm that fills good babe your tits are big
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: Oh mmmm, just like that. I take you by the hips and do you fast lick a prison Guard
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hello
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: el_effu_gone_wild are you playing?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: hi?
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: answer me bitch or i'll stab you on the block
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: I didn't mean that come back to bed
# juicy_fruity_x_lifesaver: that it fish , your going to be guided