View Full Version : Job hopefuls tested for racism.
playkiller no.2
21-06-2007, 07:47 AM
http://www.fin24.co.za/articles/default/display_article.aspx?Nav=ns&ArticleID=1518-1786_2133524
What the hell,April fools in june.
Moederloos
21-06-2007, 07:52 AM
http://www.fin24.co.za/articles/default/display_article.aspx?Nav=ns&ArticleID=1518-1786_2133524
What the hell,April fools in june.
lol.
I see "racism" is now black and white. Pretty damn racist conclusion that,
Can an oriental not be racist towards a white? Why not put some Orientals in there too?
Besides, easy enough to "beat" the test. Just push random buttons.
Or, just go slow - who is to say your "slow" is not some one elses "fast", and visa versa?
Bet you 10:1 I can come out as a black person who is heavily racist towards whites if I so wish.
(An example of that test is floating around here somewhere, BTW)
Moederloos
21-06-2007, 08:18 AM
Fin24 down again :(
Probably hosted in Bedfordview...
Syndyre
21-06-2007, 10:01 AM
And so the reeducation begins...
rwenzori
21-06-2007, 12:17 PM
Well The Rwenzori Traditional Medicine and Wellbeing Centre is offering a free racism test with every virginity test for the month of July. The RTMWC racism test is foolproof, SABS and SABC approved. A white man, visible through a armourplate glass panel, administers increasing shocks to the black candidate, and vice versa. If the white candidate says anything like "jou f**** k*****" or the black candidate says anything like "m*** weN*****", then they fail.
Our male virginity test uses the renowned "pissing in the wind" technique for males, and, for females, the old "innocent look in the eyes" technique.
Results guaranteed!
:D
http://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/study.html
Take the test.
Compliments of feo in http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php?t=77532&highlight=racist
Voldemort
21-06-2007, 02:42 PM
wtf?
The_Techie
21-06-2007, 02:43 PM
I don't like Eskimos :D
Voldemort
21-06-2007, 02:45 PM
me neither:D
The_Techie
21-06-2007, 02:46 PM
They always give me the cold shoulder (sorry)...
Voldemort
21-06-2007, 02:50 PM
Tell ureself at least you dont smell like fish all year round;)
The_Techie
21-06-2007, 02:52 PM
No, it's only 9 months a year :)
Voldemort
21-06-2007, 02:57 PM
reckon they hibernate for 3?
The_Techie
21-06-2007, 03:02 PM
I would if it was up to me :)
phenom
21-06-2007, 03:54 PM
I always give extra effort to judge people individually, instead of looking at their average racial characteristics, but yes certain races have different qualities, but I also think we should all use our differences to all contribute differently to society.
Me on attraction
Yes, I am primarily sexually attracted to my own 'race', I can't help that, I also think that it may be better if everyone was attracted to their own race, if not, we may end up wiping out races and I am not certain about those implications.
Me on Racial profiling
Racial profiling is wrong, unless people use it to identify and track certain mindsets as in, Mindset profiling. *just FYI, i am not speaking about sci-fi like mind-reading-chip implants.
Me on Mindset profiling
Tracking certain Mindsets(ie.militant religion/cult followers) at vonrable locations, may be justified, I do not view that as racial profiling.
I also think that we should treat others as they wish to treat us, (another comment with regards to Mindset profiling).
Rockford
21-06-2007, 04:18 PM
Me on Mindset profiling
Tracking certain Mindsets(ie.militant religion/cult followers) at vonrable locations, may be justified, I do not view that as racial profiling.
I don't know....
A rose by any other name is still a rose.
phenom
21-06-2007, 04:35 PM
I don't know....
A rose by any other name is still a rose.
well, you may find White FSM(Flying Spaghetti Monster) followers, just as you may find Black or any other race FSM followers; are all FSM followers considered as one race, No.
Do they all support one mindset set out by their religion(FSM), Yes.
Therefore profiling FSM followers because they are(according to their religion) to kill people who don't eat spaghetti, is not racial profiling, it is mindset profiling.
jabulani
21-06-2007, 04:44 PM
Therefore profiling FSM followers because they are(according to their religion) to kill people who don't eat spaghetti, is not racial profiling, it is mindset profiling.
We are "Pastafarians", not FSM followers. We do not kill people. I refer you to NOT COMMANDMENT, SUGGESTION II of our faith:
II. Thou ought not do stuff thou already knowest is wrong, like killing, lying, cheating, stealing, etc. Dost thou really need these carved into a rock?
Please stop maligning us or we might have to deploy a LePage Spaghetti gun near your abode!
RAmen!
dominic
21-06-2007, 04:44 PM
love the way this thread has gone :D beanie and pit take a bow
and the Pastafarian too...
phenom
21-06-2007, 05:00 PM
ROFL@ jabulani
kaspaas
21-06-2007, 05:04 PM
How much will the test be skewed by the number of Taxi's one had to dodge on the way to the test?:rolleyes: