how old are you

[swatikazi]

??????

[ToxicBunny]

you answer first.

[Telkomisaloser]

21

What are you trying to do with all our ages :confused:

[Moederloos]

2

[Tux]

101

[web]

I am dead so don't really have an age ???

[Telkomisaloser]

Dammit... was I the only one to give my age????

[swatikazi]

21

What are you trying to do with all our ages :confused:


Too late for that, you have already answered:D

[swatikazi]

101
.

then go change your nappy:sick:

[swatikazi]

I am dead so don't really have an age ???3

Ok thats nice:rolleyes:

[Pr⊕phet]

600+ - since age and time isn't really relevant ;)

[Boodles]

I act like im 9, but im nearly 105.

[Boodles]

lol, funny thread

[chiskop]

Me? I act like I'm 105, but I'm nearly 9.

[Juggy]

15, standard 8. Bunking today.

[GavinMannion]

Mental or Physical age?

[Juggy]

Mental or Physical age?

Neither, 34 going on 1000. Yoda is my younger brother:p

[chiskop]

Generally I think your an idiot but I am not sure that has anything to do with this thread :rolleyes:

Wrong thread (http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/showthread.php?t=81805), Gavin. :)

[Juggy]

Generally I think your an idiot but I am not sure that has anything to do with this thread :rolleyes:

Here, here, touché...

[swatikazi]

Generally I think your an idiot but I am not sure that has anything to do with this thread :rolleyes:


Well you want us to take it there?.
I would not, if I were you

[Moederloos]

Asl ?

[GavinMannion]

Well you want us to take it there?.
I would not, if I were you

Cool more gibbering moronese...

Take it where? To the fact that your an idiot?

[Boodles]

im bed ridden, i have dirty underwear that needs to be changed, my skin is scaley, i cant seem to get it up anymore, i dribble alot and i have no teeth. Can someone help this dirty old man out? aging has its drawbacks.

[swatikazi]

Cool more gibbering moronese...

Take it where? To the fact that your an idiot?


No the fact that you are social outcast, who resorts to the internet to convince themselves that the fact that the only woman you ever come close to in naughty Jacky, mmsed by your equally geeky friend, is the way of life!

More?:rolleyes:

[blonde one]

Hey Swatikazi, who p!ssed on your battery?
You will have to be a little nicer if you want members to reply to your thread.:eek:

[swatikazi]

im bed ridden, i have dirty underwear that needs to be changed, my skin is scaley, i cant seem to get it up anymore, i dribble alot and i have no teeth. Can someone help this dirty old man out? aging has its drawbacks.

no:rolleyes:

[swatikazi]

Hey Swatikazi, who p!ssed on your battery?
You will have to be a little nicer if you want members to reply to your thread.:eek:

And you feel you can give me this advice , because you are?

[Snormossel]

@ swatikazi

Why do we always get a troll that want to cause *****??????

Dnt you have a life or is the PMS getting to you today, or did someone beat you again last night and now you feel sorry for yourself sitting with 2 blue eyes????

[swatikazi]

Asl ?

25fb
I feel like I am on mixit

[Juggy]

No the fact that you are social outcast, who resorts to the internet to convince themselves that the fact that the only woman you ever come close to in naughty Jacky, mmsed by your equally geeky friend, is the way of life!

More?:rolleyes:

Hectic, incoherrent comes to mind.

You on the tik pipe again?

[swatikazi]

@ swatikazi

Why do we always get a troll that want to cause *****??????

Dnt you have a life or is the PMS getting to you today, or did someone beat you again last night and now you feel sorry for yourself sitting with 2 blue eyes????

no

What else?

[Snormossel]

25fb
I feel like I am on mixit

Well go back to mxit then.... Looks like you like to p!ss people off.... Jy kort net 'n goeie harde ****!!!!!

[Leitmotif]

OVER 9000!

[GavinMannion]

No the fact that you are social outcast, who resorts to the internet to convince themselves that the fact that the only woman you ever come close to in naughty Jacky, mmsed by your equally geeky friend, is the way of life!

More?:rolleyes:

Oh no, I am being attacked on the internet... help me :D

I feel violated :p

Your powers of observation are incredible... :rolleyes:

[swatikazi]

Well go back to mxit then.... Looks like you like to p!ss people off.... Jy kort net 'n goeie harde ****!!!!!


You actually made me laugh, funny, really dude:D

[swatikazi]

Oh no, I am being attacked on the internet... help me :D

I feel violated :p

Your powers of observation are incredible... :rolleyes:

Wow you surprised me, I never thought you had the intellect to come to this realisation.

[blonde one]

And you feel you can give me this advice , because you are?

Because I am what?
My advice to you (from one 'chick' to another and this is based solely on your attitude shown in your posts) is stop being a silly cow and grow up! You post a thread asking what age members are and then proceed to insult each member who replies. :mad:
PS. DON'T try to take me on with another ridiculous comment!!!

[Juggy]

Wow you surprised me, I never thought you had the intellect to come to this realisation.


I don't know what you expect to gain from your attitude. It would probably be better for you to leave the happy people alone.

I think I speak for most of us when I say you make this place feel dirty.

[Boodles]

ras

[GavinMannion]

listen you insolent basin of decaying rotting fish why not go and find something better to do

or are you happy being an appalling crate of unwelcome eel guts

source: http://www.webinsult.com/ :D

[Xarog]

ras

:D

[Telkomisaloser]

Sheesh whats with all the aggression here...

Everyone chill down!!!

swatikazi that includes you too....

[Sobersoldier]

Shame... Poor swakikazi... Poor breeding that is...

[Juggy]

Take a chill pill, I like them;)

[swatikazi]

Because I am what?
My advice to you (from one 'chick' to another and this is based solely on your attitude shown in your posts) is stop being a silly cow and grow up! You post a thread asking what age members are and then proceed to insult each member who replies. :mad:
PS. DON'T try to take me on with another ridiculous comment!!!

Ok chick

How did I insult anyone.I asked for the age, and I was called an idiot in the process.

Now tell me , thy cleaver one, where is the stupidity in this question " How old are you"

Get facts straight!

[skoob]

Because I am what?
My advice to you (from one 'chick' to another and this is based solely on your attitude shown in your posts) is stop being a silly cow and grow up! You post a thread asking what age members are and then proceed to insult each member who replies. :mad:
PS. DON'T try to take me on with another ridiculous comment!!!

I second that.

[Sobersoldier]

listen you insolent basin of decaying rotting fish why not go and find something better to do

or are you happy being an appalling crate of unwelcome eel guts

source: http://www.webinsult.com/ :D

LOL GM... Cool website...

[GavinMannion]

hehe

So who is the cleaver one :D.... idiot

I know potted plants that have a higher IQ than you.

The only IQ test you've ever taken was one going through a maze to find a piece of cheese hidden at the end.

I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging

I like this thread :D

oops source: http://www.insults.net/

[blonde one]

Ok chick

How did I insult anyone.I asked for the age, and I was called an idiot in the process.

Now tell me , thy cleaver one, where is the stupidity in this question " How old are you"

Get facts straight!

Stupidity? - It's right there staring you in the mirror.

[swatikazi]

hehe

So who is the cleaver one :D.... idiot

I know potted plants that have a higher IQ than you.

The only IQ test you've ever taken was one going through a maze to find a piece of cheese hidden at the end.

I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging

I like this thread :D

oops source: http://www.insults.net/


And you call me an idiot?:rolleyes:

[swatikazi]

Stupidity? - It's right there staring you in the mirror.

Couldnt you do better that this?:rolleyes:

[GavinMannion]

Couldnt you do better that this?:rolleyes:

You know I thought this was going to be fun but you have about 3 responses and that's it..

You suck at flame wars..

[skoob]

I can see this thread being closed..

[blonde one]

Couldnt you do better that this?:rolleyes:

Your parents should have used a condom

[Alan]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your balls and your fingers turn to fish hooks.

Dunno who'm I'm supposed to be insulting but there you have it.

:D

[feo]

Your parents should have used a condom
Eish lets keep it clean, we don't wanna get this thread locked. :)

[GavinMannion]

I wouldn't get angry at you today. It's "Be kind to Animals" week.

[Tux]

Perhaps if you didn't enjoy the sensation of typing with the end of a broom handle lodged up your rectal cavity, we might actually detect meaning in your random sentences?

(from my mirc kicks.txt file. forgot where I got it :D)

[Alan]

Feels like a monday not friday

:D

[Xarog]

Perhaps if you didn't enjoy the sensation of typing with the end of a broom handle lodged up your rectal cavity, we might actually detect meaning in your random sentences?

(from my mirc kicks.txt file. forgot where I got it :D)
Lol. That's a new way of saying someone talks out their arse, that's for sure. :p

[Juggy]

That's one gene pool that needs a qualified life guard...

[swatikazi]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your balls and your fingers turn to fish hooks.

Dunno who'm I'm supposed to be insulting but there you have it.

:D

Buhahahhahahahahha, you are a fool, buhahahahahahah:D:D:D:D:D:sick:

[swatikazi]

I can see this thread being closed..

Party pooper, go away!

[GavinMannion]

Seriously don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

[Telkomisaloser]

Party pooper, go away!

Ni! :mad:


P.s. Monty Python FTW :D:D:D

[skoob]

Party pooper, go away!

dont mess with me....you wont win.
I have no intention of feeding your ego and your desire for attention.

[Sobersoldier]

Party pooper, go away!

Sheesh dude, you're really quite retarded hey.:rolleyes:

[Alan]

I've never seen someone become a "punching bag" like this on a forum before :o

:D

[chiskop]

I've never seen someone become a "punching bag" like this on a forum before :o
:D

He is the opposite of a punching bag, whatever that is.

[swatikazi]

Ni! :mad:


P.s. Monty Python FTW :D:D:D


Ok dude, its just the internet,no need kick your screen now.

Breath in and out , out and in, and then stop breathing.:mad:

[GavinMannion]

How does it feel to be an internet loser :D

Does it get any worse?

[swatikazi]

He is the opposite of a punching bag, whatever that is.

Listen here dude, if you vere call me a he again, I am:mad: going to cut your balls into pieces

[chiskop]

Listen here dude, if you vere call me a he again, I am:mad: going to cut your balls into pieces

What, through the screen? :)

[Telkomisaloser]

What, through the screen? :)

It's the new trend! Hands comes though the computer one holds your neck and the other cuts the balls to pieces :eek::eek::eek:

[Sobersoldier]

Listen here dude, if you vere call me a he again, I am:mad: going to cut your balls into pieces

Shame dude... Your typing is becoming a bit erratic. Are you upset?:D:D:p

[GavinMannion]

I think we have annoyed him...

what is a vere anyway?

[swatikazi]

It's the new trend! Hands comes though the computer one holds your neck and the other cuts the balls to pieces :eek::eek::eek:


hahahahahahahahahahahaha-dead- as in like RIP .

Guys, and that one irritating chick, its been fun, but I have to go now.

Adios!

[GavinMannion]

aw don't go we are only just starting to have fun....

[Tux]

When it was compiled they forgot to #include [smarts.h]/[iq.h]/[charm.h].

(Another random insult from my kicks.txt)

[Sobersoldier]

We climbed to 80 posts quite quickly...

[GavinMannion]

You know brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

Another winner from insults.net... damn I really should get back to work :D

[(DmZ)Wrecky]

Where has he gone?

[Tux]

I'd tell you to go fsck yourself and the horse you rode in on, but looking at that stupid grin on your face, I'd say you already have.

:D :D :D :D

[GavinMannion]

lol awesome...

[efitol]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your balls and your fingers turn to fish hooks.

Dunno who'm I'm supposed to be insulting but there you have it.

:D

bwahahahahaha :D
nice one

[(DmZ)Wrecky]

When he is dead and buried, the worms eat into his coffin. Once inside they will turn around and vomit outside.

[feo]

Eish, I'm actually lolling out loud :D PMS knocks at the worst of times :D

[Voldemort]

Im 24:)

[Tux]

i'm 100010
cool! in Hex i'm 22 again :D

[(DmZ)Wrecky]

Yes, I am old

[SlinkyMike]

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

Oh I love this kind of ting ...lettterrip guys n gals - hate each other with gusto DAMMIT! Dig in get personal... To me ...this is real joy! aaaah:)

[lcbxx]

....uh...what is this thread about again?

[GavinMannion]

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

Oh I love this kind of ting ...lettterrip guys n gals - hate each other with gusto DAMMIT! Dig in get personal... To me ...this is real joy! aaaah:)

Listen you stinking pile of dog vomit who asked for your dumbass opinion

....


...

What? He left so we need another target :D

[feo]

Listen you stinking pile of dog vomit who asked for your dumbass opinion

....


...

What? He left so we need another target :D

*cough* scotty *cough*

[GavinMannion]

*cough* scotty *cough*

*cough* good idea *cough* :D

[feo]

*cough* good idea *cough* :D

lol, just kidding scotty. :D Or am I? <insert malkop laugh here>

yeah I'm just kidding....

I think :D

[supersunbird]

28

[Boodles]

Suprised this thread aint been put in the dog box.

105 and counting.

[CellBel]

WOW!! What a thread. :)

[acidrain]

tell me about it. but doubt ne one will get my age out of this cos then they'll probly take my advice with a bucket of salt :D

[Jerry Springer]

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

Oh I love this kind of ting ...lettterrip guys n gals - hate each other with gusto DAMMIT! Dig in get personal... To me ...this is real joy! aaaah:)

I'm here :D:D:D lets get some smoongers here :cool::cool:

[Boodles]

I am a senior citizen...

I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm..

[Boodles]

A man's only as old as the woman he feels

[Boodles]

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying

[Lord Anubis]

http://www.thedudeblog.com/uploaded_images/obese_fat_guy.sized-764416.jpg

guess my age and I'll send you an autographed pic!

btw this is what I was searching for online

http://www.twacomm.com/catalog/dept_id_608.htm

I know..I go too farrrrrr hahaha

[nihilist]

Wire Pulling Lubricants

AHAHAHAhahhahahahhahaaa!!!! I nearly fell off me chair.. showed the missus, had to explain the funny to her.

[nihilist]

"Pulling Lubricant with a lower viscosity for easy pouring and pumping!"

*insert manic Eric Cartman laughter*

[Lord Anubis]

as I said, if you gues my age I'll send you a pic, better I'll post a pic

ag wth..here goes...

http://www.bluffthedonkey.com/Fat&#37;20Guy%20Computer.bmp

and here's one for the road..

http://web.295.ca/~gpz550/Vehicles/225629_fat_guy_in_car.jpg


sweet dreams!

[phenom]

I am 19, going on 13.7 billion years

[dablakmark8]

94 and still hip hopping,damn i can even do a windmill at my age.Try it sometime you might just like it

[NoADSLyet]

Wwtk?

[MrG]

Hasn't this been done before lol :D

[adamr]

turned 28 ... getting old :( ...

[dablakmark8]

yes sooooo many times.

[Edwe]

I've posted a thread like this already... I'm 19.

[adamr]

http://img36.picoodle.com/img/img36/9/7/23/f_repostys5m_109abb4.jpg

[The_Librarian]

Ook.