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Internet Junkie, fondly known as I&J by his friend, is the son of a Jewish holocaust survivor and a Nigerian gypsy.

I&J is well known for his active participation and support of Wikipedia and has gone down on record as stating that Wikipedia is the most up to date and reliable source of information on the Internet.

I&J converted to be a Hari-Krishna after his wife absconded at the altar at his local synagogue to be with that bastard butcher who sold pork ...

Mr TB is a famous naturalist and is well known for his research into the resurrection of the extinct dodo. Mr TB is the son of two Chinese migrant labourers that emigrated to South Africa in the late 1800`s.

It was shortly after leaving school that Mr TB converted to Islam and became a proficient cleric before continuing his academic studies.

Mr TB has also received the Pulitzer award for his excellent grammar and content contribution for a recent book he wrote in ...

Alan was born in a tribal village in the Low veld region of Lesthoto. At the age of 15 he crossed the border illegally into South Africa to serve as a migrant worker in the ANC national offices.

Despite his questionable residency status Alanf85 was quickly able to rise up through the ranks of the ANC caucus and became the financial advisor to Jacob Zuma after Shabier Shaik was arrested.

Alanf85 is well known for his left wing liberal approach to politics and was recently ...

Gru is the child of Mr and Mrs Gru who were arrested in the mid 60`s for the possession of massive amounts of LSD and for attempting to smuggle the banned narcotic in the lower intestine of little Gru.

Despite Gru`s past he was able to become a good balanced individual... well.. he tried anyway. Shortly after leaving school Gru purchased a micro-minibus and proceeded to grow both his hair and beard.

Gru`s favorite form of dress attire is a pair of bright yellow bell ...