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No one knows where Bwana comes from. Rumour has it that his origins can be found in the county of Essex though after showing little reaction when West Ham United lost a recent match has put this is in doubt, and the theory that associated him with the construction of Stonehenge is gaining popularity.

Bwana a strong, vocal critic of anything Mac/Apple is the also rumoured to be the mastermind behind the recent attack on Steve Jobs of Apple. Bwana is easy to identify in his night glow pink shirt with the words "I love Microsoft" written boldly across it.

After posing to be a model for a cartoon about a jungle beast that shared his name, Bwana fell madly in love with the soon to be Mrs Bwana and are currently the proud parents of a flock of little Bwanattes.

These blog posts are satire parody and completely false.