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Skeptik was born in Tweebuffelsmeteenskootdoodgeskietfontein and is the daughter of a former Russian KGB officer and an Ethiopian nutritionist. From an early it was clear that Skeptik new better than everyone else... no matter how right they were, and our young prodigy quickly earned a name for herself.... were just not sure what it is.

Skeptik at first was unable to adapt to society, and before she had even left school she was already involved in less savoury activities in the local shebeen where she sold her body for braai packs.

However, embracing her Russian ancestry, Skeptik was able to uplift herself by saving together enough braai packs to get out of Tweebuffelsmeteenskootdoodgeskietfontein.

Skeptik left the shebeen world and entered the world of telecommunications where she quickly earned herself a reputation for being a tireless defender and supporter of all things Vodacom. Skeptik is welcomed with open arms into all things Vodacom.

Skeptik is currently secretly married to Russian President Putin and is his right hand woman here in South Africa. Quickly crushing any Putin political dissent here before it starts. Skeptik is also well known for her amazing comprehension and knowledge on all things IT.

These blog posts are satire parody and completely false.