w1z4rd warped myadsl member description

Snakepit was born in the bush…. somewhere…. some how. Even extensive research and with really official sounding commentary, Sir David Attenborough was unable to discover how Snakepit came into existence. It is theorized that he could be the offspring of a romantic meeting between the Lesser Spotted Marmit, and a rather drunk Staffie.

Unknown biological heritage aside Snakepit soon became a well known figure in the MyADSL community, and the only hiccup I can recall into his assimilation to modern society was when he attended a herpetological society meeting and discovered that it was not a lecture on sexually transmitted diseases and the weed and calculator was not the ‘Puff Adder’ they were referring to.

Today snakepit is a very well rounded individual, and is a well loved teacher in a school of special needs setup to help children with speech impediment problems.

These blog posts are satire parody and completely false.