* Your "Posts per day" stats exceed 10;
* You have more than 1000 posts, less than 50 were useful to other members;
* You have replied to posts with just a smiley or with just one character, often;
* You spend time in the TK;
* You mention the TK in your user profile;
* You are The_Librarian;
* You have a third nipple;
* You dont look like you GAF.