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24-05-2013, 03:30 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

ROFL . I like these ones. Not so mad about the concentration camp ones. Think I am a bit too uptight for dose :p

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24-05-2013, 03:08 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

bwhahahahahaha. I lived up to my Afrikaner reputation according to that one joke in that thread. Took me a few seconds but damn that was funny. :D

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24-05-2013, 02:37 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Threadkiller XXVIII - The Great Migration in Off Topic

You are terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

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24-05-2013, 02:30 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Threadkiller XXVIII - The Great Migration in Off Topic

REMEMBBBEERRRRR FASSSSSSTERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: Jesus...are all jews this slow? :p

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24-05-2013, 02:29 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Afrikaaner jokes in Off Topic

Waarom is 'n blondiene se boude altyd so koud? Om die snoek vars te hou. I dont think I know of any jokes making fun of Afrikaans people....

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24-05-2013, 02:27 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Do you also hate the phrase "significant other"? in Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships

hahaha. My ouma en oupa het makaar altyd pappa en mamma genoem. Altyd as ons by hulle kuier my ouma wat in die garage waar my oupa in werk skree...

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24-05-2013, 02:21 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

And you know what they say about men with big noses!!!!! :love::love: :D Ok...here is mine. My jewish house mate told it to me. The teacher asks...

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24-05-2013, 02:11 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Do you also hate the phrase "significant other"? in Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships

Ja well...when I read that post of hers another word popped into my head...but be that as it may. It is Friday....nie lus vir k@k nie. :-)

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24-05-2013, 02:07 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Do you also hate the phrase "significant other"? in Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships

Or what god intended woman to be in the first place. significant uteris?

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24-05-2013, 02:05 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Threadkiller XXVIII - The Great Migration in Off Topic

Stop talking k@k here and go tell fcking jew jokes in the fcking jew joke thread so we can have a f@kken lag!!! :D

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24-05-2013, 01:57 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

lol. doubtfull ... but nice to imagine :D c'mon grant...give us more jokes like that other one.

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24-05-2013, 12:55 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Do you also hate the phrase "significant other"? in Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships

wow

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24-05-2013, 12:45 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

I sent him another one saying I am sorry if I offended him. He just replied and said I did not offend him. He is British. Maybe it was not witty...

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24-05-2013, 12:34 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

No...he is actually my ex...and I can tell you that I have seen with my own two eyes that he is not lol

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24-05-2013, 12:33 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

And now my friend is dead silent. I dont think he likes the joke. Oooops. I wont be retelling that at the dinner table then I guess. :-)

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24-05-2013, 12:31 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

Oh god dammit...just sent this to my friend via Gtalk. His response ... "eh?" I had to now explain it to him to see if he gets it. JOKE RUINED! :(

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24-05-2013, 12:16 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

Oh no.....I should not laugh .... but I did and now I feel terrible!!!!!!!

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24-05-2013, 12:11 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

Dunno...tell me!

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24-05-2013, 12:04 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

It it is a jew telling them then its ok right?

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24-05-2013, 12:01 PM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

ROFL!! Pity they leave the little ball sack. Imagine the cool fake ostrich leather wallets we could have had!!! :p

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24-05-2013, 11:57 AM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

Ja....I also dont get that one. Datura....give us some foreskin jokes??? Or lack thereof anyway hehehe. PS: Is it true that the baby's...

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24-05-2013, 11:28 AM

Ockie replied to a thread Jewish jokes in Off Topic

bwhahaahah. I am not sure where the Jewish nose comes from. I have never really seen Jews with noses that is all that big really. Italians have...

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24-05-2013, 11:15 AM

Ockie replied to a thread Do you also hate the phrase "significant other"? in Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships

Bite me you skanky ho! :p

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24-05-2013, 10:37 AM

Ockie replied to a thread Vodacom SP Monthly Deals (DEALS ON PAGE ONE!) in Cellular: Mobile Phones, Call Contracts, Content, MMS and SMS

You guys dont have to migrate to prepaid first before porting out hey. If you are a contract customer then you need to give the Vodacomshop your...

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24-05-2013, 10:23 AM

Ockie replied to a thread Ariel Laundry Detergents in South Africa in Off Topic

hahahaha.

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24-05-2013, 10:22 AM

Ockie replied to a thread Ariel Laundry Detergents in South Africa in Off Topic

It is the 2KG that is on special. The other sizes are normal price.

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24-05-2013, 10:04 AM

Ockie replied to a thread Do you also hate the phrase "significant other"? in Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships

OMG...somone has got his bitch tiara on today!!! :p

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24-05-2013, 08:36 AM

Ockie replied to a thread Threadkiller XXVIII - The Great Migration in Off Topic

The fewer the better. I dont like competition. /ponders if RPM would consider making it mandatory for the men to put on their RSVP their hair...

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24-05-2013, 08:33 AM

Ockie replied to a thread Do you also hate the phrase "significant other"? in Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships

I have never really understood why people would use SO. If I am someones boyfriend...then I would like to be referred to as such. If I am somones...

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24-05-2013, 08:27 AM

Ockie replied to a thread Threadkiller XXVIII - The Great Migration in Off Topic

Well Sammy...I will have to wait for the guest lists to see which one I would prefer to attend. :p

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