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21-05-2013, 08:21 AM

crysis replied to a thread The perfect scrambled eggs... in Food, Cooking and Recipes

Its not quite the same as a real poached egg.

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21-05-2013, 08:17 AM

crysis replied to a thread How to get fit and stay fit in Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships

Sexercise?

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21-05-2013, 08:13 AM

crysis replied to a thread Good hand cream in Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships

Water based pleasure lubricant.

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21-05-2013, 08:11 AM

crysis replied to a thread Why do English people look down on us? in Off Topic

I used to call the fat ones a ball bearing :D

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20-05-2013, 08:39 PM

crysis replied to a thread Policeman charged in Off Topic

I take it english isn't your first language :erm:

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20-05-2013, 08:37 PM

crysis replied to a thread Please Help Me Buy A Pair Of Headphones! in Off Topic

What you really want is a pair of Beats By DR. DRE!! :D:whistle:

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18-05-2013, 05:46 PM

crysis replied to a thread What's your favorite Led Zeppelin track in Music

Trampled Under Foot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF1FeSygeXU

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18-05-2013, 05:26 PM

crysis replied to a thread What do you think of Computer Mania's builds? in PC Hardware and Gadgets

AT least it comes with some mouth water recipes :)

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18-05-2013, 09:39 AM

crysis replied to a poll Diesel powered car owners: Will you next car be a petrol or diesel? in Motoring and Transportation: Cars, Bikes and Planes

Coming from a petrol owner, my next purchase will be turbo diesel for sure :)

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18-05-2013, 09:34 AM

crysis replied to a thread Racial Jokes in Off Topic

I agree.. The simple fact of the matter is, its the job of the religious people to get offended, and its the duty of those enjoying them selves to...

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17-05-2013, 09:30 PM

crysis replied to a thread How Coke is getting up Zim government's nose in News and Current Affairs

Driving in the hood, up to no good.

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17-05-2013, 07:05 PM

crysis replied to a thread Best non-alcoholic beer in Off Topic

Non. Beer without alcohol is a sin. Now repent!

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17-05-2013, 10:16 AM

crysis replied to a thread 2013 Fiesta ST specs and pericing confirmed in Motoring and Transportation: Cars, Bikes and Planes

So much better than a Polo GTI. I really wouldn't mind one of these. For all those people moaning about it being a roid junky car, you obviously have...

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16-05-2013, 09:44 PM

crysis replied to a thread Safe Aphrodisiac in Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships

Tried a bottle of wine, and a candle lit dinner? Always works for me.

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15-05-2013, 08:48 PM

crysis replied to a thread Sex record [possibly NSFW] in Off Topic

Uhm.. So like. Hi?

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15-05-2013, 09:59 AM

crysis replied to a thread Gee die Pyle bakkies (Amarok R) in Motoring and Transportation: Cars, Bikes and Planes

Still better than anything america can come up with.

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15-05-2013, 08:19 AM

crysis replied to a thread Swedish dude has sex with hornet's nest, dies. in Off Topic

I would have preferred the title "Swedish dude has sex with hornet's nest, survives."

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14-05-2013, 08:41 AM

crysis replied to a thread Microsoft to rework Windows 8 in Software

If you cant count to ten, don't join the math club ;)

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14-05-2013, 07:46 AM

crysis replied to a thread African girls in CT in Health, Wealth, Leisure and Relationships

I think you will find what your looking for in Khayelitsha.

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13-05-2013, 11:24 AM

crysis replied to a thread Sound/Speaker advice in PC Hardware and Gadgets

Oh well. The saying you get what you pay for is every bit as accurate as it sounds. If thats too much, then get a headphone amp and a decent set of...

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13-05-2013, 11:07 AM

crysis replied to a thread Sound/Speaker advice in PC Hardware and Gadgets

Then get the smaller model: http://www.soundz.co.za/pGEMI-SR5/Gemini-SR5-75W-5in-Active-Studio-Monitors-pair-NEW.aspx 1.5K on run of the mill pc...

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13-05-2013, 10:48 AM

crysis replied to a thread Sound/Speaker advice in PC Hardware and Gadgets

I would get this. There is no way a corsair 2500 will be able to make the best of that sound card....

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