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20-05-2013, 08:42 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread The woman who claims she is too pretty to take a job in News and Current Affairs

She looks like a Fran Drescher nightmare, and she has pointy boobs. Sies.

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19-05-2013, 08:07 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Vavi tells union to be more militant in News and Current Affairs

Well answer the question you silly tit.

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17-05-2013, 11:39 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Best box wine thread in Food, Cooking and Recipes

***** :D

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17-05-2013, 11:23 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Arriving at night in Joburg, stay in Kempton Park? in Forum suggestions

+1 for City Lodge. Never had any complaints.

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17-05-2013, 10:58 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread MWEB Uncapped ADSL Feedback - Part 2 in ADSL ISP Discussions

Recently signed up for the 2Mb throttled account. Throttled speed is 0.2Mbps, that's insane. I was expecting more like 512kbps :(

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17-05-2013, 10:10 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Best box wine thread in Food, Cooking and Recipes

Have you tried Katemba? Mix about 70% red wine with 30% Coke.

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17-05-2013, 06:40 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread EasyJet hints at CSeries order in Motoring and Transportation: Cars, Bikes and Planes

Cool, thought it was the same company. I see one of the FastJet A319s was parked at ORT a few days ago, apparently waiting for a ZS reg.

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17-05-2013, 04:39 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread EasyJet hints at CSeries order in Motoring and Transportation: Cars, Bikes and Planes

Now that EasyJet isn't taking over 1Time, and idea what's happening to the 1Time fleet? How old were those MDs?

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16-05-2013, 12:25 AM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Cellphone radiation warning campaign dealt legal blow in Broadband and IT News

Karl, I think there may be nuts in your ice-cream.

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15-05-2013, 12:00 AM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Help with Monitor in PC Hardware and Gadgets

Another +1 for CRT. I have had many screens fixed by them for R350 or less.

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14-05-2013, 11:12 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread On a lighter note in Off Topic

I think using bacon instead of bullets would be more effective.

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12-05-2013, 09:01 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Burger King Review in Food, Cooking and Recipes

AFAIK the next three are Tygervalley, Grand West and Cavendish.

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12-05-2013, 06:47 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Hotel DStv in DSTV, TopTV, SABC, TV services, Movies and Multimedia

That decoder, is it 100% IPTV? No satellite input? Are the channels still collected via satellite and then multiplexed onto the network?

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11-05-2013, 08:00 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Halaal: What is going on? in Off Topic

Would love to get one of these t-shirts for my visit to BK

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11-05-2013, 07:54 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Burger King Review in Food, Cooking and Recipes

Looks better than I thought it would. Wonder when things will calm down there, want to try it out but no ways I'm standing in a queue for 2 hours.

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11-05-2013, 07:05 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Muslim Jokes in Off Topic

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10-05-2013, 11:49 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread The 200,000+ km thread in Motoring and Transportation: Cars, Bikes and Planes

If you guys could add some pictures, that would be awesome. :)

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10-05-2013, 10:02 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Halaal: What is going on? in Off Topic

The thing is I don't hate anyone, I just hate your dietary restrictions being forced on me.

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10-05-2013, 08:42 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Halaal: What is going on? in Off Topic

Mama told me what I should know Too much bacon gonna rot your soul.

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10-05-2013, 08:01 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Halaal: What is going on? in Off Topic

If I owned a Quran, I would use a piece of bacon for a bookmark.

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10-05-2013, 07:57 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Halaal: What is going on? in Off Topic

Mohammed liked his steak to be lazy aged, 9 years to be exact.

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10-05-2013, 12:41 AM

Captain Beer replied to a thread The perfect Burger King meal in Food, Cooking and Recipes

Go troll another thread. Maybe ask your mom to cook you a home made burger.

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09-05-2013, 02:42 AM

Captain Beer replied to a thread MyBroadband Competition: Win a Philips wireless HD net connect in Off Topic

Colour changes may occur during a model year and not all available colours may be displayed.

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08-05-2013, 08:10 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Debonairs Free Pizza Voucher Giveaway in Off Topic

Well thanks for letting us know, that was really cool of you. That's why I like you.

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08-05-2013, 07:19 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Steers vs Burger King in Food, Cooking and Recipes

sand_man, I see a lot of people talking about the Big Bacon King, any info?

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07-05-2013, 11:33 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread First Look and Taste of Burger King South Africa in Off Topic

If Mohammed didn't want us to eat pork, he wouldn't have HAM in his name.

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07-05-2013, 08:01 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread MyBroadband Competition: Win a Philips wireless HD net connect in Off Topic

20â€ Spider Monkey Wheel - Black Vapor Chrome

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07-05-2013, 08:00 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread First Look and Taste of Burger King South Africa in Off Topic

I'd rather drink a warm Pepsi than a cold Coke ;)

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07-05-2013, 03:15 PM

Captain Beer replied to a thread Burger King coming to Cape Town soon!! in Off Topic

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