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    http://www.hellopeter.com/mcdonalds/...y-staff-824521
    On the 14th of June 2012, I recieved an e-mail stating that McDonalds are launching a SPECIAL on the 15th of June only!! As we opted not to go for the Steers Special, we were very happy to see the "Counter Special" that McDonalds was offering.
    As I thought this to be a very generous offer, I decided to surprise my Staff members with a "Lunch", by buying each one a QUARTER POUNDER MEDIUM MEAL....

    To my embarrassment the staff member behind the counter told me that "there is no such thing..." and that I must phone Head office and ask to speak to Marketing, and sort it out with them!
    I am in a very proffessional capacity, and never thought this to be such a joke, as the e-mail sent to me seems to be very legit!

    NOBODY sent another circulating e-mail OR radio advert out stating that this is a so -called ****, and that it should be ignored....???
    McDonalds are at blame here. I will more than GLADLY forward the received e-mail to you as proof of this, and to claim my statements.

    Please feel free to contact me (cell), as McDonalds head office doesn't seem to deem it necessary to get back to me!!!
    This is missleading the public to enter your shops, or so it seems....
    What an idiot to believe everything they receive by email...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brawler View Post
    http://www.hellopeter.com/mcdonalds/...y-staff-824521


    What an idiot to believe everything they receive by email...
    Read the same person's funny tasting coke complaint

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    have you read the rest of his complaints?
    Quote Originally Posted by DJ... View Post
    The devastating stupidity that some of you lot show is truly mind-boggling...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xrapidx View Post
    Read the same person's funny tasting coke complaint


    Not a true coke lover if he likes the plastic bottle above a can, but what do i know im not in a very proffessional capacity
    Some times the internet is so slow, it would be faster to just fly to Google's headquarters and ask them this $h1t in person.!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xrapidx View Post
    Read the same person's funny tasting coke complaint
    lol..
    I am actually sitting here with a Can of Coca - Cola, which tastes like something bad!!!!! I opened the can and had the first taste, and immediately realized that it's not right ( I will know, as I drink a 1L each day). Now that the can is opened , the cafe doesn't want to exchange it.
    They didn't have L's, so I was forced to buy a Can.
    I have been displeased with Coca - Cola before on occasion , but never complained, But ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!

    They make so much money, that people like us aren't a bother to them, and they only refer it to " the bottler..."

    I want someone to contact me, and I would like to be compensated for inconvenience. I now have to leave the office on an excuse to go and get a 1L. . . . I am awaiting your prompt response!

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    This gem has been deleted for some time, found it on Boxing Day last December. He posted a complaint about Teazers...
    I visted the Midrand Branch as i had been in an argument with my wife.

    I went straight to a seat close to the stage and ordered a Jack. A woman named Olga approached me and started speaking. I immediately smelt a bad odour, it was her BREATH. At first i thaught that she had farted, but that was not it. It made me want to spew. Olga continued to talk and i could not stand the smell anymore so i got up and went to the gents. i came back and there were another two strippers at my table.. waiting. I was quite happy to see this. These two ladies were South African, guess what...they had bad breath as well even worse than the first one . It smelt like something had become become rotton in these girls mouth's.
    Oh my... I cried with laughter.. basically my wife had to help me up off the floor after reading that...

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    That reminds me of a horrid story, I'm not a fan of strip clubs - but I had to go as I always had to pay via company cc card.... I used to hide at the bar not facing the floor so not to attract attention... this one time a fairly good looking and built stripper comes walking up to me .. topless... and then openned her mouth...she hardly had any teeth... wanting to know if I want a "dance"

    Was in one of the more dodgy stripper joints in Jhb...where an extra $$$ gets you "services"

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    I went to Spar madibapark on the 17/06/12 with my daughter and was humiliated and embarassed by security and staff because my little girl was in pyjamas,there is no sign outside to inform customers that they mustnt come shopping in their pyjamas - especially children under 10 years old.everybody was looking at us like we stolen as the security guards were following us and shouting on the sales floor chasing us out of the shop saying pyjamas have germs - why let customers in if you dont approve of them,why not put a sign outside,this cant be condoned as spar must be open for trade to all customers and not descriminate???/

    I went to kfc mankweng and asked for side breasts and wings but i was told they only have drumsticks and thighs,i went the on the 1/06/2012 around 14hoo.what kind of service is this some of us eat only specific pieces ,must we order other pieces for them?? if KFC cant offer the right products they must let us know so we can go somewhere else...i'm not expecting this at all and it must change with immediate effect or else no more buying there...
    Probably because the rest of Polokwane think like you do.
    Honestly, some people think that it's their duty to whinge for the rest of us
    http://www.hellopeter.com/search-rep...vsearch=Submit

    Even complains when they haven't payed their bills
    I was overcharged with a R100 on my dstv account with reasons that i was late for payment,i was given a reference number to go and pay at a picknpay store or pep and the number was invalid as the store system showed on their screens,i went for two days attempting to make payment without succeeding,my account was therefore suspended the following day while i was queing at their always full multichoice outlet .I told their cashiers that i will not pay the overcharge for re-connection but they said i will then not be able to view my dstv - i find this as a rip off and bad service as i'm not the one that initiated the wrong reference number,multichoice must fix this as they are losing focus on customer satisfaction and i need my money back and i'm keeping this account for the sake of my family otherwise i'll find something else that will respect my pocket,,,
    I think someone needs to tell her that they don't want her business. Seems she is something of a sucker to keep coming back for more while whinging all the way lol.
    I bought a sound system from makro polokwane on the 29/04/2012 and i was shocked to find that they donot do deliveries on sunday,i was told that the system will be delivered to my door on monday,why trade if you cannot give full service,a minute we open business doors we need to also open full service doors,it very unnacceptable as i had to drive back home to hire a bakkie and still come back as i had already paid cash instore,petrol is very expensive hence retailers must not make promises they cannot keep at all times ,had i knew that my stuff wont be delivered i would have bought from another store to save costs.
    I'm guessing this primadonna is a government employee. I bet she complains when the catering company tells her she can't put the steaks in her handbag after a function.
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    This made me LOL
    I bought three panties on 21/11/2011 for an astronomical amount of money only to be surprised that after just 2 wears - its started looking like something the dogs had chewed on for days. The garments - all three are totally shredded around the waist band. I paid R285 in total and the quality really *****! Judging from the lack of responces from Woolworths its clear that they done give a ****. I bought my son a three quarter shorts as well and after being in the sun the shorts has faded - it is now two toned. I am disgusted!!! Please help.
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    On friday 23rd Sept 2011 at about 16:30pm I went to Mr Price store in Johannesburg city centre- Crn Market and Von Brandis Streets together with my daughter. i was going to shop for a pair of shoes,upon not getting what i was looking for we decided to go, on our exit we we searched by a Security Guard and my daughter was touched and the security guard lady and was told she has stolen goods and hidden under her panties as she could feel something thick under, she was made to stand on the side and someone was called in to take her to their dressing room to be undressed and only after they realised that she is having her monthly period ( menstruation) and the person undressing her said it only her duty doing that as they suspected ***** out of her. I REALLY AM FED Up with the branch as it was so busy and my daughter was made to look like a ***** in their store and she was all tears . Imagine the embarrassments she has to go though as the lady security guards kept saying to me " we always get the girls hiding things under their panties so we don't trust your child Mama" you know i felt so humiliated and my daughter was crying as everyone was all eyes on her.
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    Hello makapoko,

    I would like to apologize for what happened in Mr Price Market as our store is experiencing a high volume of theft in a day we arrest minimum of two people. But I am very sorry for how the security guard treated you and your child. I have spoken to the guard to at least not to search everyone but only the person she suspects. Please feel free to return to Mr Price Market again and in future if you have a problem, please ask for the store manager.

    Thanks
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    Lesson: Ladies... when shopping at Mr Price Joeys city center, wear a tampon. *shakes head*
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    ^^ I'd imagine that sort of searching is illegal... if anyone touched my kid there all hell would break loose.

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    "Ah see, we knew you were stealing! stealing eggs in your panties! But now they cracked"

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    that teazers story is priceless...made me LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by xrapidx View Post
    ^^ I'd imagine that sort of searching is illegal... if anyone touched my kid there all hell would break loose.
    I would have thought so too... she felt something? Really? That says it all. Unless it's a load of cods that the mother is making up. I don't see an apology from Mr Price for the clearly intrusive body pat...
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