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Thread: ABSA Overdraft online application

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    Default ABSA Overdraft online application

    Anyone know how long it takes to approve or disallow an Absa overdraft application (Online one).
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    With the Credit Act that came to in effect of just over a year now, I seriously don't know how they do it...
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    anything from 2 days to a week
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mephisto_Helix View Post
    anything from 2 days to a week
    well that's just too long! Eish!

    I have an urgent matter to attend to with my pimp bookie, one of my stripper biaatches screaming in my ear for her child support and I desperately need some smack, oh ja and I need to pay my X5 since I blew my paycheck at the slot machines.NCA . EISH. do these guys realize I have the JHB Mafia on my @ss! If I don't have the money by tomorrow lunchtime, I'll be eating through a straw or worse eating some big fat guys c...
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    once u've sent in application online, wait 24hrs then fax your payslip, ID, proof of residence to 011 276 5125. mark it URGENT on top. give it another 24hrs.... then call them. should be done

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    what is 011 276 5125 ???Nigerian Mafia number??
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    rofl.

    no, thats the number of the department that needs those documents. they will call u and give u that nr, it will just speed up the process a bit... mine took about 48 hrs to be approved and loaded

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    If it is urgent rather go directly to your branch, I don't know about ABSA but at FNB you can get Instant approval at the branch.

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    I hope they give me at least like R100K or else I eat carpet tomorrow night hehehe probably will anyway.

    Seriously, I need it to buy formula for my girlfirends baby...NOT


    ...hehehe..vat so NCA
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    getting ready to eat carpet with one JHB Mafia in front, two at the back ...ABSA has not responded .. %%$$##@@!!!
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    hiding in my office now, lights off
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    Quote Originally Posted by albert123 View Post
    once u've sent in application online, wait 24hrs then fax your payslip, ID, proof of residence to 011 276 5125. mark it URGENT on top. give it another 24hrs.... then call them. should be done
    I can confirm, this is the ABSA number

    I have been 'CONTACTED".

    I am now currently hiding inside a wardrobe (Mafiosa after my @SS). I just hope NCA will not decline. Everyday it runs another 10% or another broken bone any which way I please
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    texting from inside cupboard. Been in here now for 4 days. ABSA so far is a no show????

    OMG
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    Bad planning boet.. you should have organised this before the Mafia needed the money back...
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    transferring my business to FNB!
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