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Thread: Favourite Top Gear "The Stig Quotes"

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    Default Favourite Top Gear "The Stig Quotes"

    Post ur favourite.. Some say... quote from Top Gear.

    Im totally addicted to that show atm. Absolutely brilliant (as the British say)
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    wtf? The Stig never speaks you dodo, you sure you're watching TOP GEAR?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AcidRaZor View Post
    wtf? The Stig never speaks you dodo, you sure you're watching TOP GEAR?
    He that shall not be named! I'm off to read some of his old posts.

    Top Gear is probably the only reason I'd get DSTV. I think I'll get the DVD's when I have enough ebucks saved up.

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    I think hes referring to the anecdotes or wateva Jeremy says about the stig IE:
    "He eats rabbits and licks mothballs in the morning....our friendly racing driver "The stig""

    sorry for a bad example :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by AcidRaZor View Post
    wtf? The Stig never speaks you dodo, you sure you're watching TOP GEAR?
    He's referring to the quotes Jeremy Clarkson usually makes when he introduces The Stig to do a lap...

    My fav is: "Some say that his first name really IS "The"....i can't think of anything else at the moment

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    Some say he only knows two facts about ducks...and they're both wrong.

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    Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs



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    Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight


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    Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spears' head... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
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    Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue

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    Some say he is illegal in 17 U.S. states, and he blinks this way [motioning his fingers in a horizontal fashion]

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    Here's some light reading for you peeps.

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Top_Gear#The_Stig
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    Some say that if he wanted to he could solve the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds?

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    Some say he communicates only to a car's on board computer through binary code, and that he once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel.

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    Some say he is Chuck Norris' evil twin brother.
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    Some say there's a magnetic gravity field around his scrotum.

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    "Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called the Stig."

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