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    Default Love your job...

    This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a
    bad day at work...think of this guy.


    Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana .
    He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an
    E-mail he sent to his sister.


    She then sent it to a radio station in Ft.Wayne, Indiana , who was
    sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.



    Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
    Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
    down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to
    make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what
    happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my
    job.
    As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea I wear a suit to
    the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite
    cool... So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
    industrial 'water heater'; this $20,000 piece of equipment sucks water
    out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps
    it down to the diver through a hose, which is taped to the air hose.
    Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times
    with no complaints.
    What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the
    hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole
    suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was
    going well until all of a sudden, my ass started to itch. So, of
    course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
    Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out
    from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
    happened. The machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
    suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
    couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my ass was not as
    fortunate.
    When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding
    the jellyfish into the crack of my ass. I informed the dive supervisor
    of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due
    to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing
    hysterically.
    Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
    agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
    before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry
    decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing
    but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with
    tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and
    told me to rub it on my ass as soon as I got in the chamber.
    The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because
    my ass was swollen shut.


    Love Rob



    So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
    worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt
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    LoL!

    That is just great
    If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for everything.

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    Ok I am glad that i work in a real office now

    ROFL

    Great post
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    Very old but still funny nonetheless..

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    Poor Rob! Hilarious!

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    Sounds like a great job and office.
    If the grass is greener on the other side, it probably has more poep in it

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