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    Talking Funny REAL Names!!!

    I came across the most hilarious group on Facebook:
    http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=37914977289

    They pasted the funniest names of people around the world there. I have gone to the extent of actually copying all the names to this forum below. (aren't I just the best?) Add some of the funniest names you know!


    PS: (FB) following a name indicates that that person has been found on Facebook
    (SA) following a name indicates that that person is a South African.

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    Updated 21 March 2009

    -Shanda Lear (Daughter of Bill Lear, inventor of the Lear jet)
    -Sno White
    -Will Race
    -Will Wynn (Mayor of Austin, Texas)
    -Willy Leak
    -Crystal Ware
    -Kris Miss
    -Eddy Bear
    -Elizabeth (Liz) Ard
    -Kit Chiu (Architect)
    -Debbie Cumbest
    -Steve St.Penis
    -Harry Kuntz
    -Maggie Ho Ho
    -Mike Hunt (There are many of them)
    -Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii (REAL name of a 9-year old girl from New Zealand who was granted the right to change her name)
    -Number 16 Bus Shelter (Real name of another person in NZ!)
    -Midnight Chardonnay (100% real name)
    -Fish and Chips (Real names of twins)
    -Benson and Hedges (Real names of twins)
    -Batman Bin Suparman
    -Milton Stumpuss
    -Grayr Grayr
    -Dong Wong Song
    -Yao Yao
    -Cocoa Crisp (Basketball Player)
    -Justin Sane (Lead singer of Anti-Flag)
    -Wet Wang
    -Eliza Shehe
    -Jeff Ballzak
    -Eileen Dover
    -Alex Semen
    -Dixion Mibut
    -Korneleous Klondike
    -Wanye King
    -Amanda Lay
    -Anita Little
    -Dusty Sandmann
    -Harry Rump (Plumber)
    -Ivana Mandic (Basketball Player)
    -Lake Speed (NASCAR Driver)
    -Lewis N. Clark
    -Mike Stand
    -Misty C. Shore
    -Monica Monica
    -Scot Scott (South African TV Presenter)
    -Penny Dollar
    -Peter Peed
    -Price Wright
    -Jonny Jon Jonsten
    -Dick Longerboner
    -Gus Gaydick (WTF!!!)
    -Boobacar Ow (Basketball Player)
    -Treasure Slaughter
    -Harry Koochie
    -Wei Long Wang
    -Erin Fagg
    -Pimophy Kim
    -Orangejello and Lemonjello (Real names of twins)
    -Thisth Readsucks
    and last but not least...
    -Rod Kafir (Australian Rugby Commentator)!!!

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    Updated 20 March 2009

    -Angela Peabody
    -Shaun Moffitt
    -Kristoff Peulinckx
    -Willie Lose
    -Tamati Ellison (NZ Rugby Player)
    -Tony Woodcock (NZ Rugby Player)
    -Tokyo Sexwale (South African Businessman And Politician)
    -Maggie Siff
    -Max Hardon (Local Pharmacist)
    -Kishore Antony

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    Updated 18 December 2008

    -Jason Badcock (FB) (SA)
    -Zaphod Beeblebrox (FB)
    -Achilles punks (FB)
    -Al Beback (FB)
    -Ahmad Amund Al Kaholic (FB)
    -Al Kickurass (FB)
    -Alison (Al) Kida (FB)
    -Alba Tross (FB)
    -Alf A. Romeo (FB)
    -Alison Wonderland (FB) (SA)
    -Amanda Barfup (FB)
    -Al Lickertwat
    -Amanda Reckonwith (FB)
    -April Pealot (FB)
    -Barbie Dahl (FB)
    -Ben Yankin (FB)
    -Jack Schidtt (FB)
    -Tom Titt (FB)
    -Comeoni Wanalaya (FB)
    -Dick Stillhard (FB)
    -Dick Sweat (US Congressman)
    -Dick Fitzwell (FB)
    -Dick Longfellow (FB)
    -Dick Ryser
    -Fawn Dell Maibalz (FB)
    -Harry P. Ness (FB)
    -Haywood Yablome (FB)
    -Holly Woods (FB)
    -Hugh Flung Poo
    -Ima Horr (FB)
    -Jack Lass (FB)
    -Jenna Talia (FB)
    -Jenna Tolls (FB)
    -Juwanna Hooker (FB) (SA)
    -Keisha Mei Ash (FB)
    -Mike Rotchtickles (FB)
    -Mitch Ubishi
    -Ophelia Teats (FB)
    -Peter Pulimov
    -Peter Sukimov (FB)
    -Phani Tikkala (FB)
    -Seymoure Privates
    -Tess Eckle
    -Titsiana Boobarini
    -Janus Anus (FB)
    -Donovan Blake Tikehiko Wag (FB) (SA)
    -Dickey Cent (FB)
    -Catherine Blewitt (FB) (SA)
    -Spykerq Venter (FB) (SA)
    -Nick Motyer (FB)
    -Roman von Ashool (FB)
    -Mark Jan Dickomeit (FB) (SA)


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    Updated 09 December 2008

    -Faye Gey Van Pittius (FB) (SA)
    -Ignatius Lodewiekus Poefrapper (FB) (SA)
    -Muffie Sproat (FB)
    -Tickey Hedley-Dent
    -Jerrid Titman (FB)
    -Yitz Brilliant (FB)
    -Kekoa Proudfoot (FB)
    -Christian Juncadella Hohenlohe-Langenburg (FB)
    -Dick Weekley (FB) (Remember that Dick is short for Richard)
    -Henk **** (FB)
    -Canaan Banana (First Zimbabwean President)
    -Cardinal Sin
    -Lastings Millage (FB)
    -Ulick Vandyke (FB)
    -Kiki Wolfkill (FB)
    -Psyche Bloodgood
    -Young-Bum Kim (FB)
    -Anil Dik**** (FB) (Can't make this up!)
    -Dick Assman (FB) (!)
    -Craven, Dick (FB)
    -Fannie Fuykschot (FB)
    -Fringe Lunatic
    -Arthur Dorkoff (FB)
    -Kristie Doubledee (FB)
    -Short, Dick (FB)
    -Phat Ho (FB)
    -Dixon Cox (FB)
    -Hugh G. Rection (FB)
    -Harry Dickgraber (FB)
    -Frederique Klitgaard
    -Bradley Hiscock McCracken
    -I.C. Waters (FB)
    -E.Z. Rider
    -Alberto Al Bino (FB)
    -Al Fresco (FB)
    -Anna Recksiek (FB)
    -Anne Teak (FB)
    -April May (FB)
    -Patricia Hornsey (FB)
    -Bill Ding (FB) (SA)
    -Bud Wieser (FB) (College Math Teacher)
    -Chris Cross (FB)
    -Dick Bender (FB) (SA)
    -Dick Bush (FB)
    -Dick Finder (FB)
    -Dick Hunter (FB (SA)
    -Dick Pole (FB)
    -Dick Rasch (FB)
    -Dick Trickle (FB)
    -Gae Hooker (FB)
    -Ima Hogg and Ura Hogg (Real sisters whose dad wanted a boy. Real names!)
    -Ben Dover (FB) (SA)
    -Cocktitty ****
    -Ulick Seal (FB)
    -Weslee Swain Lauder (FB)
    -Samual Stupidd Pensler (FB)
    -Patti Klopper (FB) (SA)
    -Dayne Floaty Dippenaar (FB (SA)
    -Tina Fatti (FB) (SA)
    -Noah I. Cue
    -Fu Kiu (FB)
    -Wang Kerr (FB)
    -Hertz Van Rental (FB)
    -Anthony Bluitt (FB)
    -Wolfgang McAroni (FB)
    -Basil Basehore
    -Bonita Skidmore
    -Shi'Thead Johnson
    -Carrie Oki
    -Maiden China
    -Alimango McMuffin (FB) (Yes, they come in all flavours!)
    -Hey Oh
    -Lulu Lu (FB)
    -Carrie Clingenpeel (FB) (!!!!!!)
    -Land Ho (FB)
    -Harry Ball (FB)
    -Crystal Ball
    -Precious Flucker (FB)
    -Freeman Outlaw
    -Phil Mahoney (FB)
    -Bob Grothendick (FB)
    -John Butkiss (FB)
    -Hung Wang Tat (FB)
    -Mike Hardash (FB)
    -Justin Time (FB) (SA)
    -Dong Phan (FB)
    -Hillary Stumpus (FB)
    -Angel Buttram (FB)
    -Bich Chi Ho
    -Dr. Ted Fang (FB) (This man is a real dentist!)
    -Randy Pigg (FB)
    -Richard Schrunk Jr.
    -Will Power (FB) (SA)
    -Conrad Postumous
    -Joe Gotoff (FB)
    -Pat McGroin (FB)
    -Hunter Glascock (FB)
    -Salamander Grensense
    -Anu Saukko (FB)
    -Adolf Lu Hitler Marak (Indian state politician)
    -Todd Day (FB) (NBA Player)
    -Fergus Boner
    -Tanatham Kumchit
    -Ho Li Land (FB)
    -Chloe Ho-Land (FB)
    -Flucker Johns (FB)

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    Hahaha!!! LMFAO!!!! This is sick!!! bwahahahaha!!!!!
    Last edited by saaierwaaier; 01-04-2009 at 03:43 PM.

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    Arhhh!!! The following names were blocked out by the censorer:

    -Henk W.a.n.k
    -Anil Diks.h.i.t
    -Cocktitty W.a.n.k

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    Scot Scott (TV guy)

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    word!
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    Scot Scott is on the list.

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    Default Britain running out of Cocks

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...2&in_page_id=2

    The number of people in Britain with amusing surnames like Cockshott, Balls, Death and Shufflebottom has declined by up to 75 percent in the last century - as people with silly names either fail to pass them on to the next generation, or leave the country entirely.

    A study found the number of people with the name Cock shrank to 785 last year from 3,211 in 1881, those called Balls fell to 1,299 from 2,904 and the number of Deaths were reduced to 605 from 1,133.

    People named Smellie decreased by 70 percent, Dafts by 51 percent, Gotobeds by 42 percent, Shufflebottoms by 40 percent, and Cockshotts by 34 percent, said Richard Webber, visiting professor of geography at King's College, London.

    Wangs, however, have experienced dramatic growth.

    'If you find the (absolute) number goes down, it's either because they changed their names or they emigrated,' Webber, author of the study, told Reuters on Wednesday.

    He said that in many cases, people probably changed their surnames as they came to be regarded as in bad taste.

    'It's because the meaning of words can change. Take the name Daft - that as a term for a stupid is a relatively recent innovation.'

    'That's why there are names which people think aren't really very pleasant names and you wonder why they persisted as long as they did.'

    Webber, whose work can be seen on the website mapyourname.com, obtained his data for 2008 from a credit card firm and a mapping service. He then compared it with the census of 1881.

    Webber also discovered that the most popular names in Britain have not changed over the past 127 years.

    Last year, Smith, Jones, Williams, Brown, Taylor and Davies held the top six spots, in exactly the same order as they did a century ago.

    Webber also found that between 1996 and 2008, the names Zhang, Wang, and Yang and experienced the fastest growth. Zhang rose by 4719 percent, while Wang grew by 2225 percent.

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    r those chinese names in the uk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by saaierwaaier View Post
    [I]-Benson and Hedges (Real names of twins)

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