Science Jokes Thread.
That which comes into existence will eventually break apart and pass away
That which comes into existence will eventually break apart and pass away
Man that first one was hilarious
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Maths jokes?
Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
If the answer isn't beer. Then you are asking the wrong questions
What do you get when you combine rza with O2?
oxymoron.
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Here is another one (total groan-inducer I warn you now):
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar ... ... ... and doesn't.
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Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
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Three freshman-engineering students were sitting around talking between classes, when one brought up the question of who designed the human body.
One of the students insisted that the human body must have been designed by an electrical engineer because of the perfection of the nerves and synapses.
Another disagreed, and exclaimed that it had to have been a mechanical engineer who designed the human body. The system of levers and pulleys is ingenious.
"No," the third student said, "you're both wrong. The human body was designed by an architect. Who else but an architect would have put a toxic waste line through a recreation area?"
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Did you hear about the biologist who had twins? She baptized one and kept the other as a control.
Originally Posted by Nicodeamus
Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be
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Awesome.
The other 2 I had heard before but this one was new to me and made me chuckle. Nice one
The box said "requires Windows7 or better" so I installed Linux.
This is read as follows:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
If the answer isn't beer. Then you are asking the wrong questions
Nice limerick.
This is read as follows:
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.
If the answer isn't beer. Then you are asking the wrong questions
By reading this post, you relinquish to me all rights to your immortal soul for all eternity.
LOL
That which comes into existence will eventually break apart and pass away
A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a streetcafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.
First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After awhile they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The biologists: "They have reproduced".
The mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again."
If the answer isn't beer. Then you are asking the wrong questions
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