Q: What is the difference between a Quantum Theorist and a Beauty
Therapist?
A: The Quantum Theorist uses Planck's Constant as a foundation,
whereas the Beauty Therapist uses Max Factor.
Q: What's the difference between Max Factor and Quantum Theorist?
A: Max Factor has models that work.
How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?
He worked it out with a pencil.
If the answer isn't beer. Then you are asking the wrong questions
That which comes into existence will eventually break apart and pass away
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The innocence of youth has been stolen from him.Originally Posted by Geriatrix
Last edited by Picard; 20-09-2011 at 09:42 AM.
Why are jokes in octal not very funny?
Because 7 10 11
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LOL!
If the answer isn't beer. Then you are asking the wrong questions
Not a science joke but it's nerdy enough:
Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”
“Yeah,” reply the bytes. “Make us a double.”
If the answer isn't beer. Then you are asking the wrong questions
There is a big mathematical party, all the functions are drinking, laughing and having a good time, except for e^x, standing alone in a corner. sinx sees this, aproaches e^x and asks: "Why don't you integrate?". e^x replies: "It doesn't make a difference....".
What did the pi say to the i? "Get real". The i replied: "Be rational".
Love that one
That which comes into existence will eventually break apart and pass away
Seconded.
The box said "requires Windows7 or better" so I installed Linux.
Thirded.
If you outlaw crack cocaine, only outlaws will have crack cocaine. If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
Just ignore the trolls. They're only there if you observe them.
That which comes into existence will eventually break apart and pass away
I assume he's a christian who's still angry about Hawkins view on god, and now think it's funny laughing at handicapped people.
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