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    Quote Originally Posted by Jab View Post
    I assume he's a christian who's still angry about Hawkins view on god, and now think it's funny laughing at handicapped people.
    I certainly hope it isn't someone laughing at a handicapped person.

    I mean sure make up jokes playing on people being in wheelchairs but to just flat out laugh at someone simply because they're in a wheelchair? What kind of person would do that?
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    and this thread was developing so well...

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    to get back on track:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Zen17h View Post
    Why are jokes in octal not very funny?
    Because 7 10 11
    Bwhaha
    I only "got" this one today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by porchrat View Post
    I certainly hope it isn't someone laughing at a handicapped person.

    I mean sure make up jokes playing on people being in wheelchairs but to just flat out laugh at someone simply because they're in a wheelchair? What kind of person would do that?
    I am handicapped so why would I laugh at one. I just don't agree with his weird science views and it has nothing to do with religion, but more to do with the conspiracy that his words are being controlled by the majestic 12.

    My best friend is paralysed in a wheel chair in hospital so why would I laugh anyway.

    Edit: Forgot to mention I went to St. Christophers which is for Handicap people
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    Quote Originally Posted by Merenwenrago View Post
    I just don't agree with his weird science views and it has nothing to do with religion, but more to do with the conspiracy that his words are being controlled by the majestic 12.
    #rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merenwenrago View Post
    I am handicapped so why would I laugh at one. I just don't agree with his weird science views and it has nothing to do with religion, but more to do with the conspiracy that his words are being controlled by the majestic 12.

    My best friend is paralysed in a wheel chair in hospital so why would I laugh anyway.

    Edit: Forgot to mention I went to St. Christophers which is for Handicap people
    The majestic 12?

    Oh man these jokes just get better and better.

    Seriously though where do you people get this schit? Stop reading those websites they're rotting your brain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by porchrat View Post
    ... they're rotting your brain.
    That's not nice VVV

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jab View Post
    That's not nice VVV
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    Oh boy. I have to ask. What's the Majestic 12?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jab View Post
    That's not nice VVV
    What? He is handicapped but like Hawking his brain works fine.

    When someone starts ranting about the majestic 12 I'm not going to pretend like it is rational just because he is in a wheelchair or something. I'll treat him like I treat any other conspiracy theorist nutjob. Treating him differently just because he is in a wheelchair is what isn't nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geriatrix View Post
    Oh boy. I have to ask. What's the Majestic 12?
    From wikipedia - "Majestic 12 (also known as Majic 12, Majestic Trust, M12, MJ 12, MJ XII, Majority 12 or Mars-Jupiter 12) is the alleged code name of a secret committee of scientists, military leaders, and government officials, supposedly formed in 1947 by an executive order of U.S. President Harry S. Truman."

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