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    Quote Originally Posted by NCalvo View Post
    Fair enough. But you do not see the lesson the anecdote is trying to teach people. That is how it was created. Not a joke originally but as a lesson that can be learned in life.

    We sometimes expend a great deal of time, effort, and money to create a "high-tech" solution to a problem, when a perfectly good, cheap, and simple solution is right before our eyes.
    Yea it is still a humorous anecdote.

    I do so wish it was true.


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    Math is to physics like masturbation is to sex
    Are you saying that sex is simply applied masturbation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NCalvo View Post
    Fair enough. But you do not see the lesson the anecdote is trying to teach people. That is how it was created. Not a joke originally but as a lesson that can be learned in life.

    We sometimes expend a great deal of time, effort, and money to create a "high-tech" solution to a problem, when a perfectly good, cheap, and simple solution is right before our eyes.
    Absolutely , i was not trying to knock the message behind it either or discredit it because its not factual. Just merely making sure people don't read it and think of it as fact.
    "Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so." -Galileo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jehosefat View Post
    Are you saying that sex is simply applied masturbation?

    If you have sex with your Siamese twin, it is masturbation or incest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unhappy438 View Post
    Absolutely , i was not trying to knock the message behind it either or discredit it because its not factual. Just merely making sure people don't read it and think of it as fact.
    Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science. Think it was Poincare who said that if my memory serves me correct.

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    haha
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    Nah, **** just got negative

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