Science Jokes Thread.

[NCalvo]

A math joke.
A kid wrote in his maths answer sheet.
Dear algebra, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she's gone. Move on dude, find someone else. Don't even ask Y.

Math is to physics like masturbation is to sex

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Jokes?

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[porchrat]

Fair enough. But you do not see the lesson the anecdote is trying to teach people. That is how it was created. Not a joke originally but as a lesson that can be learned in life.

We sometimes expend a great deal of time, effort, and money to create a "high-tech" solution to a problem, when a perfectly good, cheap, and simple solution is right before our eyes.

Yea it is still a humorous anecdote.

I do so wish it was true.

Anyways

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea

I miss Douglas.

[Jehosefat]

Math is to physics like masturbation is to sex

Are you saying that sex is simply applied masturbation?

[Unhappy438]

Fair enough. But you do not see the lesson the anecdote is trying to teach people. That is how it was created. Not a joke originally but as a lesson that can be learned in life.

We sometimes expend a great deal of time, effort, and money to create a "high-tech" solution to a problem, when a perfectly good, cheap, and simple solution is right before our eyes.

Absolutely , i was not trying to knock the message behind it either or discredit it because its not factual. Just merely making sure people don't read it and think of it as fact.

[NCalvo]

Are you saying that sex is simply applied masturbation?

If you have sex with your Siamese twin, it is masturbation or incest?

[NCalvo]

Absolutely , i was not trying to knock the message behind it either or discredit it because its not factual. Just merely making sure people don't read it and think of it as fact.

Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science. Think it was Poincare who said that if my memory serves me correct.