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    Default Can you make sense of this??

    I'm confused with this one...



    Hear dis out ? Two men met at a bus stop downtown Durban CBD and
    struck up a rather interesting conversation. Now it appears dat one
    of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man
    said: "ekse larnie you chooning dis way dat way and thinking you
    have family problems? Now take a good listen to my situation and all.
    A few years ago,I met a young widow stekkie from chassies with a
    lukka grown-up daughter and we got buckled.



    Later on my ballie married my step daughter. Now u see dat made my
    stepdaughter my step ma and my ballie became my stepson. Also, my vrou
    became mother in-law of her father-in-law. "Then the daughter of my
    vrou,my stepma, had a lighty. This boy was my half-bru because he was
    my ballies lighty, but he was also the lighty of my vrou's daughter
    which made him my vrou's grand-son. That made me the grandfather of my
    half-bru. "This was nothing until my vrou and I had a lighty of our
    own too. Now the half-sister of my lighty, my stepma, is also the
    grandmother. This makes my ballie the brother-in-law of my child,
    whose stepsister is my ballie's vrou, I'm my stepma's brother-in-law,
    my vrou is her own child's aunt, my lighty is my ballies's nephew and
    I'm my own grandfather!

    Hella man - what a thing and what you were chooning again about u
    having family problems and all!"

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    What I don't get, is why this is in the PD section.
    I once dated a girl who lisped, she wanted to watch Faith Like Potatoes. 20 minutes in it dawned that we weren't watching a movie about the Elephant Man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by porn$tar View Post
    What I don't get, is why this is in the PD section.
    Yeah, wtf?
    I wish there was a knob on the TV so you could turn up the intelligence.
    They got one called 'brightness', but it doesn't work, does it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by porn$tar View Post
    What I don't get, is why this is in the PD section.
    entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem

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    No. No I can't.
    That which comes into existence will eventually break apart and pass away

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    lol, didn't knw where else to put it

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    sounds like a variation on the American version. They sung that song in the movie "The Stupids" with Tom Arnold.

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