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Thread: Afrikaans, the most descriptive lingo.

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    Default Afrikaans, the most descriptive lingo.

    Excuse the spelling. I'm English.

    Sy poep klink soes a khaki brook wat skeer.
    Ek klap jou dat jy net hier en daar grond vat.
    Ek klap jou dat jou snot 3 keer om jou kop vlieg.

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    Ken jy vir lip?

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    Ek klap jou so hard, jou snot sal soos 'n string pÍrels om jou nek sit

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    Ek klap jou op en af soos 'n sooibrand
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    Army Afrikaans was the best ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freshy-ZN View Post
    Army Afrikaans was the best ever.
    Along the line of "ek gaan you kop afrik, op you longe kak, en jou aankla vir stinkasem"? Ahh yes, good times!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirkieman View Post
    Ek klap jou so hard, jou snot sal soos 'n string pÍrels om jou nek sit

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    Jy praat so baie [email protected], as [email protected] praat sinkplate was, was PTA al onner 'n afdak

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    pielewapper:
    10 decibels harder as `n p***klap

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    so praat so baie *** as jy n masjien was sou jy met n slinger in jou agterend rond geloop het!

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    I used to LAN with a guy who's toon was called "[email protected]". Always a giggle to read "[email protected] is on a rampage"

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    Ja nee.
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    Ek is so dik soos tien donderwere.
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    Oe! En die beste term ooit:
    Die Bloubul weti van verloor af nie.
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    My favourite from army daze :

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