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    Default forget MILF its time for GILF

    Does your granny look like this?
    All over 50, yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy



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    Their bodies are GREAT but their faces are.... disturbing, in the same way that milk that never went off would be 'disturbing'.

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    They're as much 50 as I'm hung like Ron Jeremy.
    I once dated a girl who lisped, she wanted to watch Faith Like Potatoes. 20 minutes in it dawned that we weren't watching a movie about the Elephant Man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by porn$tar View Post
    They're as much 50 as I'm hung like Ron Jeremy.
    Exactly.

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    What is yummy about all that plastic and collagen
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    Their plastic surgeons must love them!

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    Hey it might be fake but i would still tap that
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    When you have been away from home for as long as I have, you would 'tap' anything!!!
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    They are saying 50 is the new 40.

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    Bloody hell some of them look half their age
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    Blue Bikini on the right? She also over 50? DAMN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budza View Post
    Blue Bikini on the right? She also over 50? DAMN!
    thats exactly what i thought
    i'd hump her
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    Quote Originally Posted by thedutchman View Post
    thats exactly what i thought
    i'd hump her
    hmmm
    and the white bikini in the middle????

    but if you like de blue then more for you:


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    Wait till you guys are 50 and suddenly you won't care about the silicone and Botox.

    And who is Ron Jeremy ?!
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    they (criminals ) are just trying to make a living .

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    Quote Originally Posted by daveza View Post
    Wait till you guys are 50 and suddenly you won't care about the silicone and Botox.

    And who is Ron Jeremy ?!
    Big fat porn star with a long cock.

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