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    Default Stupid or what??? You decide!

    Just caught (about 15min ago) someone trying to break into the 2nd house on our property!

    Now please tell me, doesn't the fact that there are 3 dogs and an owner with a zero tolerance policy mean anything these days?

    Needless to say she went a lighter shade of grey, but I suppose so would I if I had an ex police dog at my throat, a staffie x brak at my heels, a daschound stiring the pot and said house owner walking towards me with a womd!

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    No brain, no pain.

    Damage report?
    There is a fine line between bravery and stupidity

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    Ye! Whats the 411?

    . . . and get pics!
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    i hope those dogs were the agro type.

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    Bloody ouchy lol

    i can only imagine the horror...

    mutilation and all
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    No pics, but I did shout "Kill!!" a couple of times and then let loose with the womd!

    Kept her pinned in the corner for a while then booted her ass out the gate! I may have resorted to a little more action, but my brother came through from his house next door and calmed me down a bit!

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    WOMD? Woman Of My Dreams?

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    WOMD = Weapon of Mass Destruction (an "over-clocked" paintball marker loaded with mil-spec pepper balls) a "little" pet project of mine, silent but does the trick.

    and the dogs, they are all well traid (apart from the daschound) so they don't bite but rather hold you down with tenderness

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    the burglar was a woman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EchoZA View Post
    No pics, but I did shout "Kill!!" a couple of times and then let loose with the womd!

    Kept her pinned in the corner for a while then booted her ass out the gate! I may have resorted to a little more action, but my brother came through from his house next door and calmed me down a bit!


    Quote Originally Posted by Albereth View Post
    I think a true test of humanity is if you can see a dog as your best friend rather than as lunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tco21 View Post
    the burglar was a woman?
    Her excuse was that she used to collect clothes from the person who used to stay in the house, we have not had a tenant since July and I'm glad we got rid of her! She was a skank with crack smoking kids but that's another story for another day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by EchoZA View Post
    No pics, but I did shout "Kill!!" a couple of times and then let loose with the womd!

    Kept her pinned in the corner for a while then booted her ass out the gate! I may have resorted to a little more action, but my brother came through from his house next door and calmed me down a bit!
    Rofl

    "Kill"

    I wish there was a video of this

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    Quote Originally Posted by EchoZA View Post
    WOMD = Weapon of Mass Destruction (an "over-clocked" paintball marker loaded with mil-spec pepper balls) a "little" pet project of mine, silent but does the trick.

    and the dogs, they are all well traid (apart from the daschound) so they don't bite but rather hold you down with tenderness
    Great

    so now i have reason to break in

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    Quote Originally Posted by PokerKing View Post
    Rofl

    "Kill"

    I wish there was a video of this
    +1

    you should've ran out with a camera and not a womd
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    Quote Originally Posted by EchoZA View Post
    but that's another story for another day!
    you mean another thread!
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