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    I wanna celebrate my becoming a legal adult by fulfilling a childhood goal: buying a porn dvd. I struggling to find a sex shop near wits university, somewhere in parktown or near rosebank mall. Will you guys be of assisstance? I know you know a few sex shops!

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    Where will you keep it? I have always been interested in this.
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    Melville, opposite Rascasse (sp?). Just keep going passed Catz and Rascasse and you'll see it.
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    There is an Adult World on Jan Smuts in Rosebank...
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    Buying? A porn DVD? C'mooooooooooooon!!!! You know the internet has been out for a few decades now, right?

    Why not get something more... exciting? Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    /runs off laughing hysterically

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycanthrope View Post
    Buying? A porn DVD? C'mooooooooooooon!!!! You know the internet has been out for a few decades now, right?

    Why not get something more... exciting? Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    /runs off laughing hysterically
    A bee? What would he do with that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooky View Post
    Where will you keep it? I have always been interested in this.
    i stay in residence away from my parents, so putting it in my wardrobe will be sufficient

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    A bee? What would he do with that?
    Sting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lycanthrope View Post
    Sting?
    A g-sting?
    Behind every dark cloud lies the sun, waiting to boil you alive.
    *girds loins*

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    Quote Originally Posted by copacetic View Post
    A g-sting?
    Battery-powered, I imagine

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    The Stinger. When pleasure is just not enough.
    Behind every dark cloud lies the sun, waiting to boil you alive.
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    Are you saying you don't see all those Adult World's over JHB?
    Where do you live? o_O
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    Forget the porn, go get yourself a lapdance.
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    A bee? What would he do with that?
    The sadomasochistic use of bees to sting the penis, which stings are said to extend the duration and intensity of penile orgasms, enhance sensations and increase penile circumference. The bee stings, it is claimed, are almost painless. Two bees are placed in a jar which is shaken to render the bees dizzy; these are then grabbed by the wings and placed each side of the shaft just below the glans penis and squeezed to provoke stinging.

    **BEFORE YOU GO RUNNING AROUND THE GARDEN CATHING BEES READ WARNING BELOW***

    CAUTION: Poisonous venom can have serious effects on about 5% of males. Any of the following symptoms of anaphylactic shock following a bee sting requires immediate medical care:

    - a) Difficulty in breathing'
    - b) Chest pain.
    - c) Dizziness.
    - d) Nausea or vomiting.
    - e) Edema or general swelling.
    - f) Blue coloration of lips.
    - g) Weak pulse.

    See also: melissophilia; entomocism (erotic use of insects); entomophilia (arousal from insects); formicophilia (arousal from ants).

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    It's not about the porn it's about the goals i set when i was young. My other goal (getting my degree) isnt going so well so i have to succeed in at least one. Jy verstaan?

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