Are we still on the illicit liaisons issue?
Celine: "I'm not saying you're stupid, I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking."
For want of keeping the thread on track, I will quote wiki instead of using my own expressions!
Felching is a sexual practice involving the act of sucking semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex.
The act of sucking the semen and then passing it, through mouth-to-mouth or open-mouth kissing, is often referred to as "snowballing"; although the latter is typically associated with semen ejaculated into a mouth from fellatio.
Felching may also refer to the alleged anal insertion of a small animal (usually a gerbil) for the purpose of sexual stimulation.
Celine: "I'm not saying you're stupid, I just think you have bad luck when it comes to thinking."
Money-shots. What's the big deal? It's only cum in your eye, maybe up your nostril.
I once dated a girl who lisped, she wanted to watch Faith Like Potatoes. 20 minutes in it dawned that we weren't watching a movie about the Elephant Man...
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