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Thread: Power bracelet is fake.. what about Trion Z?

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    Default Power bracelet is fake.. what about Trion Z?

    So we all know Power band bracelet is fake, even the head honchos said so, what about Trion Z though... A flyer I've received here says "World's only medically ISO approved therapy band, designed and manufactured to conform strictly with the ISO 13485 accreditation."
    That sounds like a big thing, no?
    I'm still skeptical, because c'mon how can a band with some stuff in the middle make you 2x better!
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    make it stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helghast View Post
    So we all know Power band bracelet is fake, even the head honchos said so, what about Trion Z though... A flyer I've received here says "World's only medically ISO approved therapy band, designed and manufactured to conform strictly with the ISO 13485 accreditation."
    That sounds like a big thing, no?
    I'm still skeptical, because c'mon how can a band with some stuff in the middle make you 2x better!
    it can make you fly too.... just like superman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helghast View Post
    So we all know Power band bracelet is fake, even the head honchos said so, what about Trion Z though... A flyer I've received here says "World's only medically ISO approved therapy band, designed and manufactured to conform strictly with the ISO 13485 accreditation."
    That sounds like a big thing, no?
    I'm still skeptical, because c'mon how can a band with some stuff in the middle make you 2x better!
    If any of that rubbish worked, why hasn't some bright spark put holographs in the soles of Crocs?
    I once dated a girl who lisped, she wanted to watch Faith Like Potatoes. 20 minutes in it dawned that we weren't watching a movie about the Elephant Man...

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    Definately true!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by porn$tar View Post
    If any of that rubbish worked, why hasn't some bright spark put holographs in the soles of Crocs?
    /makes notes on how to become a billionaire
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    It must be forreal.

    Someone gave me one and now my email inbox is full of messages reading, "You have won $1,000,000." and "I'm a prince from Nigeria and want to share my inheritance with you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archer View Post
    /makes notes on how to become a billionaire
    I want 10%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helghast View Post
    So we all know Power band bracelet is fake, even the head honchos said so, what about Trion Z though... A flyer I've received here says "World's only medically ISO approved therapy band, designed and manufactured to conform strictly with the ISO 13485 accreditation."
    That sounds like a big thing, no?
    I'm still skeptical, because c'mon how can a band with some stuff in the middle make you 2x better!
    It works! Buy 1 for each appendage, including your willy. You'll be super-balanced and be able to go for hours! You'll be able to do cock push-ups!

    Dude... seriously?
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    ISO 13485 makes it sound like it's just a well manufactured bracelet that does nothing.

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    Being ISO approved doesn't mean it works. Doesn't it meant the company has a quality management system in place?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma243 View Post
    You'll be able to do cock push-ups!
    I already do it without without any aids, what does that mean?
    I once dated a girl who lisped, she wanted to watch Faith Like Potatoes. 20 minutes in it dawned that we weren't watching a movie about the Elephant Man...

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    Quote Originally Posted by porn$tar View Post
    I already do it without without any aids, what does that mean?
    You ought to be bottling and selling some of your bodily fluids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by R13... View Post
    You ought to be bottling and selling some of your bodily fluids?
    Think there's a market for cock-up classes in gyms?
    I once dated a girl who lisped, she wanted to watch Faith Like Potatoes. 20 minutes in it dawned that we weren't watching a movie about the Elephant Man...

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