Power bracelet is fake.. what about Trion Z?

[Helghast]

So we all know Power band bracelet is fake, even the head honchos said so, what about Trion Z though... A flyer I've received here says "World's only medically ISO approved therapy band, designed and manufactured to conform strictly with the ISO 13485 accreditation."
That sounds like a big thing, no?
I'm still skeptical, because c'mon how can a band with some stuff in the middle make you 2x better!

[murraybiscuit]

make it stop.

[SinghDude]

So we all know Power band bracelet is fake, even the head honchos said so, what about Trion Z though... A flyer I've received here says "World's only medically ISO approved therapy band, designed and manufactured to conform strictly with the ISO 13485 accreditation."
That sounds like a big thing, no?
I'm still skeptical, because c'mon how can a band with some stuff in the middle make you 2x better!

it can make you fly too.... just like superman.

[porn$tar]

So we all know Power band bracelet is fake, even the head honchos said so, what about Trion Z though... A flyer I've received here says "World's only medically ISO approved therapy band, designed and manufactured to conform strictly with the ISO 13485 accreditation."
That sounds like a big thing, no?
I'm still skeptical, because c'mon how can a band with some stuff in the middle make you 2x better!

If any of that rubbish worked, why hasn't some bright spark put holographs in the soles of Crocs?

[Archer]

Definately true!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Archer]

If any of that rubbish worked, why hasn't some bright spark put holographs in the soles of Crocs?

/makes notes on how to become a billionaire

[satanboy]

It must be forreal.

Someone gave me one and now my email inbox is full of messages reading, "You have won $1,000,000." and "I'm a prince from Nigeria and want to share my inheritance with you."

[porn$tar]

/makes notes on how to become a billionaire

I want 10%

[HapticSimian]

So we all know Power band bracelet is fake, even the head honchos said so, what about Trion Z though... A flyer I've received here says "World's only medically ISO approved therapy band, designed and manufactured to conform strictly with the ISO 13485 accreditation."
That sounds like a big thing, no?
I'm still skeptical, because c'mon how can a band with some stuff in the middle make you 2x better!

It works! Buy 1 for each appendage, including your willy. You'll be super-balanced and be able to go for hours! You'll be able to do cock push-ups!

Dude... seriously?

[rorz0r]

Yes it's bs.

[rorz0r]

ISO 13485 makes it sound like it's just a well manufactured bracelet that does nothing.

[dualmeister]

Being ISO approved doesn't mean it works. Doesn't it meant the company has a quality management system in place?

[porn$tar]

You'll be able to do cock push-ups!

I already do it without without any aids, what does that mean?

[R13...]

I already do it without without any aids, what does that mean?

You ought to be bottling and selling some of your bodily fluids?

[porn$tar]

You ought to be bottling and selling some of your bodily fluids?

Think there's a market for cock-up classes in gyms?